Dream massager G - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Shanna Germain

Okay, so if you read my review, you know that I was terribly disappointed in this vibrator. Not because it's not high-quality; I think it's actually very high-quality. Well-made, solid waterproof seal, good vibrations. But I had a hell of a time getting it positioned inside me.

So, in an attempt to give the vibe a fair shake, I promised myself I would use it every morning this past week (I know, I know, the torturous things we do to ourselves in the name of research, right?). I did some warm-up exercises, some yoga breathing, some stretching (does this sound more like the gym than the bedroom to anyone else?) and then I gave the toy another shot.

Viola, it fit! It fit!

I thought about yelling about it to the rooftops, but I already got an odd look from my neighbor last week after a particular vigorous (and, ahem, loud) bout of anal sex, so I'm trying to keep my hallelujahs a little quieter now.

Anyway, I got it to fit inside me, most of the way, but I have to admit that it still didn't do that much for me. As soon as it slid into my body, the vibrations dulled to barely there (I wonder if this has something to do with it being a tight fit for my particular build), and it didn't seem to do much at all for my G-spot, not matter how much I twisted it around and tried to get it in the right spot.

I feel like I've given this toy a fair shot. Or many fair shots, rather. All in all, it's a quality toy, but it's not for me. The idea that one-size-fits-all just doesn't seem to apply in this case, sadly. On the other hand, it makes a fine exterior vibe for my clit, especially in the shower. I don't recommend buying it for just that, though, as there are stronger waterproof vibes out there that can do the job for less money.