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So Big and Loud! But Powerful!

This is more of a vibrator for advanced users. It's large and a bit awkward during sex, but it has a powerful motor that will literally take your breath away. It's plastic so it's easy to clean and store, and it has a dial so the controls are easy to use. It’s affordable and powerful. However, it's loud and takes a unique kind of battery, so just weigh the pros and cons before deciding if this is the vibrator for you.
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Pros
Large motor means large vibrations!
Cons
Big & cumbersome, takes 3 C batteries
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

As big as this vibrator is, it's as much insertable as useful for being a clit vibe. It is 11 inches in total length, which makes it heavy yet powerful. It's heavy enough to add pleasure but also make things complicated and it can be cumbersome to use during sexual intercourse. We found it easier to use this while doing it doggy style and kept this on my clitoris.

This is a great clitoral vibe and it can be inserted into the vagina or used on the nipples. I do not recommend it for anal play, however, because it does not have a base to keep it from getting inserted all the way and lost. You do not want to have to go to the emergency room if you lose this!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This is a smooth plastic purple vibrator, with no smell or taste because of its material. There's no texture unless you count the smoothness of it. Am I saying smooth too often? I apologize. It might be a vibrator for more advanced users though, because of its size. Even I, an advanced sex toy user, am intimidated by its large size. I wish it was smaller with the same amount of power!

It is too big for me at times and I just want to have a smaller toy to have on my clit. I might replace this with the Hitachi wand. I had one before. This reminds me of one of those, only much cheaper and it doesn't need an extension cord!
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Now remember this important fact. This vibe takes 3 C-sized batteries. You may have to go out of your way to get these like we did, because not every person keeps that type of batteries around the house. They just aren't as common in electronics as AAA's and AA's. You know? So be aware of that.

Now, as for the design, I didn't like that this vibe was so long at eleven inches (11"). But Cody says that its size makes sense because it has a larger motor which gets me off easier. It has a dial which is very easy to turn and can turn at the slightest touch, so you may have to be careful of that. If you are good at being careful you can use it one handed controlling it, but be careful. It may be less distracting if you are using it solo.

This is a vibrator I would say is more for advanced users. Because of its size it can be more cumbersome during sex and can feel quite heavy and in the way even as stimulating as it is. I would recommend using it during doggy style sex because it doesn’t feel as in the way then as it would if she were on top or he were on top. You won't have as many issues of it being in the way if you are using it solo. It's just a large toy.

I don't think of this toy as discreet or easy to hide at all. I also don't recommend it for travel though if you want to, go ahead. It's just one of those toys that are obviously what they look like.
    • Advanced user

Functions / Performance / Controls

The turn dial on this vibrator is my favourite part of it. It's easy to use and you can even use it one-handed if you know what you are doing. You don't have to press a button to adjust the vibrations, you just have to turn it a bit and it easily adjusts to whatever you want it to do. I love that. That's why I love massagers with dials. I think as basic and easy to use, they are my favourite, because I don't have to complicate good sex.

The motor is, I would say, in the top or bottom. It's hard to say because the vibrations are so strong and the sound is so overpowering that you can't hear exactly where it's coming from. I think the highest function is the best, but that's because I like extreme, hardcore vibrations during hot rough sex.

This is an extremely noisy vibrator, so please keep that in mind before you buy it or use it. It can definitely be distracting, and annoying. I wish it were quieter. Cody was trying to help me hold it near the tip to keep it from being so noisy. We even tried a cock ring on it to quiet it down. It's just so loud!

As it's not waterproof, please don't take this in the shower with you. It will start to rust inside as water will get in, and you will lose what you spent on it.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Seeing as this is a vibrator made of plastic, you can use any lubricant on it. I usually use water-based lube on my toys just because it's a go-to lube and you can use it on everything. On this toy you can also use silicone-based lube.

King Kong here isn't porous so it won't harbor infection. The vibrator is pretty easy to care for overall. To store you can either store it in its original plastic clamshell case or you can put it in a large Ziploc bag.

For cleaning I would recommend washing with soap and water or wiping with an after sex wipe like EdenFantasys sells, or spray it with antibacterial sex toy cleaner and wipe it off.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The vibrator came in a large clamshell case that fitted around it and displayed it well. The case is made of plastic so it can be recycled. The paper background names the toy and displays its massive size. It doesn't explain much about King Kong other than that California Exotic Novelties created it and endorses it, and that it is a novelty product. That's all.

I guess you could gift this vibrator as it comes in this clamshell case, it just doesn't look like a high end toy because it isn't a high end toy. The package can also be used for storage, though it may take up a lot of room, especially if you are storing many sex toys in their original packaging in a place nearby. I usually just store things in plastic bags or set them in the toy box if they aren't made of a material like silicone.
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
It wasnt my favourite to begin with, and it's just so loud. I'm back to living with my mother right now, and I can't be loud in such a small house. So this thing barely gets used. I get horny mostly at night, when she's asleep. But I wouldnt dare pull this out and wake her up. ("Sara, you woke me up with your vibrator"?) No I dont think so. Plus C batteries are hard to find, this thing looks cheap, and just is cheap in general. So... no. If you want it, let me know, I'll take $5 bucks.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Great review, thanks!
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    Thank you
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    Thanks ya'll for votes and comments.
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    Nice review
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    Thanks Peres.
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