My seahorse teaser pink - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Lucifer the Cat

My Seahorse Teaser is a cute, fun toy from Cal Ex. It consists of a vibrating bullet inside of a flexible TPE sleeve that is shaped like a seahorse. The toy is ideal for pinpoint stimulation - whether it be on the clitoris, nipples, or other areas where you'd like to hit just the right spot.

The bullet inside the toy is plastic, and the sleeve is made from TPE, which is scored 6 out of 10 for safety.
Safety features include: Food-grade material / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Phthalates free

The TPE sleeve is textured. While it consists of the same smooth, rubbery feeling all around, there is a line of ridges along the seahorse's back and small, square-shaped, slightly raised nubs on the body of the seahorse.

The raised squares do not add much stimulation at all. It seems more likely that they are there for decoration. Advanced users or texture-lovers may be unimpressed with the texture of this toy.

There is hardly any smell to the toy at all. The TPE sleeve is extremely flexible, including the seahorse's head, nose, and tail.

A seahorse seems like an odd shape for a sex toy, but it's cute, nonetheless! The whimsical design actual may aid in disguising this vibrator as something else - perhaps a souvenir from an aquarium gift shop? However, the vibrator sticking out of the bottom could be a dead giveaway!


The length of this toy is 5 1/4 inches, circumference 4 1/4 inches, and the weight is 2.5 ounces.
Length:
5 1/4"
Circumference:
4 1/4"
Diameter:
1 3/8"
Clitoral attachment shape:
Other
Weight:
2.5 oz

As far as function, I wasn't too crazy about the design. Pinpoint stimulation is a bit intense for me, so it may suit other users better than it suits myself. With that being said, though, you don't HAVE to use the toy for pinpoint stimulation. I've used the side of the toy against my clit and had pleasing results. But as the name suggests, this toy is quite the tease. I have not been able to orgasm from it alone.

This is where I'm a bit unimpressed with the toy. The functions and controls of this vibe are VERY basic. Press the button once to turn on, and again to turn off. The vibrations travel well to the seahorse's nose, but hardly reach the tail at all. There is only one vibration setting. It is buzzy and pretty weak, which can be expected from something that is only powered by one AAA battery. However, it is rather loud for something so small. This vibe is waterproof and would make a great shower companion!

I store this toy in a little plastic baggy inside of the big bag that I store the rest of my sex toys in. Use silicone or water based lubes with it. Wash with toy cleaner or mild soap. Do NOT boil. Normally when cleaning a toy like this I would take the bullet out of the sleeve, but with this toy it's a huge pain in the neck, so I leave it on. TPE is porous, so use caution when sharing. Overall, it's a pretty low maintenance toy.

While this vibe isn't my favorite, I'm definitely going to keep it in my collection.