Conqueror - traditional vibrator discontinued by Shots media - review by Alicia

The Conqueror comes from Touche, which is part of Shots Toys. This vibrator is made out of silicone. The silicone that is used in Touche adult toys is the same silicone that is used for medical purposes. The testing that this material goes through ensures that it is a wonderfully safe product. The silicone is phthalates-free, non-toxic and non-porous. It's also very smooth and does not require a lot of lubrication. There is some slight drag, but not nearly as much as you'd find with TPR toys, or even some other types of silicone. This vibrator is only splash proof, not waterproof, but the packaging does say that it is safe to use in the shower. I'd just be careful not to immerse it. The cap does screw on pretty tightly though.

The Conqueror comes in two colors, pink and purple. I got the pink, because while I have an awful lot of pink toys this one still really appealed to me. This pink is a bright hot pink. It really stands out even amongst my many other pink toys! It's not only the color that makes the Conqueror stand out. This vibe is absolutely gorgeous to look at. The tip has a ridge across it that comes down into a swirl and then at the base there is a swirl of ribbing that is designed to look almost like an adornment on the toy. This toy looks like something that a Queen would own, and that look is only further carried out by the crown at the base of the shaft. I feel very “royal” owning this vibe.

The Conqueror comes in an equally elegant box; it's black with beautiful silver writing and a decal of a coat of arms that says “Touche”. The box is open on the front so that you can see the toy inside, and on the back there is a description of the toy in four languages on a flap that opens to show the vibrator from the back as well. It's all very classy packaging, for a very classy product. Included with the box are two booklets, each being an instruction booklet in four languages. The instruction booklet is very thorough, taking you through how to use your new toy all the way to how to recycle it down the road. It covers what kind of lubricant to use (water based only) and lets you know how to clean your toy (soap and water is usually sufficient, but an alcohol free toy cleaner can also be used).

The Conqueror has five different vibration settings. The motor in this vibe is an ultrasonic motor, so the vibrations feel a bit different than some other vibrators feel. The first two settings are pulsations but they're a subtle pulsation. If you hold it in your hand it just kind of feels like a slight flicker or waiver in solid vibration, but once you have it inside you or pressed against your clit you can feel that they are indeed pulsations. They're just very rhythmic and subtle while being delightfully intense all at once. They're almost magical feeling and I'm absolutely in love with these pulsations. Next we have a very strong steady vibration, which normally is my favorite mode on toys, but on this one I absolutely prefer the flutter pulsations. The fourth setting is a true pulsation, it's easy to feel the changes in this one, they are at a medium pace at a high intensity. Finally we have the pattern setting, which are short flutters followed by a longer pulse. Each of these settings is very quiet, you definitely could not hear this through a closed door and I don't think it could even be heard in the same room if you were under covers.

All of the vibrations are powerful, as long as you do not use the batteries that come with this toy. When using those batteries the Conqueror does not perform very well, and until putting in my own batteries I did not think that the Conqueror would be able to conquer me in the slightest.

While the Conqueror and I had gotten off to a rough start because of the dismal vibrations that it offered with the included batteries, I soon fell for its charm once it was properly powered. The Conqueror is very easy to control, which is always a plus. There is only one button; you just hold it down for a few seconds to turn it on and the press through the settings. You can continually go through these cycles without turning it off by accident. In order to turn the toy off you need to hold it down for another few seconds, just as you do to turn it on. The button is not very sensitive, so I have not had a problem of accidentally turning it on while using it. The Conqueror has a generously long shaft, which also makes it easy to use. I have more than enough for insertion, while still having plenty to hold onto.

We've come all this way and I have yet to tell you how it actually feels! Well, while the Conqueror is rather large, especially at the head of the shaft, it is extremely comfortable to use. It's very ergonomic and it fit my internal curves perfectly. You can use this for hard thrusts or smoother strokes and they both feel absolutely divine. You can also use the Conqueror to massage your clitoris and that feels wonderful as well, especially if you use the ridged head. This is one of the vibrators that is so good that I don't want to orgasm quickly from it. I want to take my time and savor the wonderfulness that it offers. That being said, if you like quick clitoral orgasms you could achieve that with the intensity of the vibrations that this offers. I personally chose to switch between the different settings and intensities to prolong my fun before I finally climaxed with it.

The Conqueror isn't really curved or designed for g-spot stimulation, but for me it does work for this if I angle it properly and use rapid thrusts. Whether or not it would work for you in the same way would entirely depend on your anatomy as there is not much curve at all to the shaft, just a slight curve with the bulbous head.