Dream massager - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by Red Riding Hood

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Sweet dreams are made of this!

This is a great choice for teasers or beginners. With a non-threatening design and level of power it's great for those buying for the first time or those who like to warm up or tease before big playtime sessions. It's also ideal for those who prefer a gentle purr in their vibes.
Velvet texture, shape, perfect vibration intensity, no foul odor, easy to clean, waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is a traditional style vibe with a little twist to make it different. From the interesting rippled shape to the velvet coating on the plastic, this is certainly not your average traditional vibe. The motor doesn't deliver the strongest vibrations, but this product is great for light vibration lovers, beginners or teasing. This is a product geared more toward women with the feminine colors, a design too thick for anal use and a use that's primarily for vaginal stimulation. If you get creative with positioning you can also use this for clitoral stimulation. As I don't require a lot of power in my vibrators, this was a good all around toy for me. But I would suggest those who desire a strong vibe to look elsewhere. And with a vibrator this quiet, EVERYONE can have sweet dreams.

Material / Texture

The material is a hard plastic that has a velvety texture to it. Unlike with most smooth plastics, this texture isn't as easy to glide around, but it does at interest to the toy. I really enjoyed the velvety feel with the penetration more than for clitoral stimulation. It didn't have much of an odor to it, which is always a plus and as with most plastics, it's easy to clean.

Design / Shape / Size

The design of this toy is really what sets it apart from other traditional vibes. It isn't super phallic and does not resemble a realistic penis at all. This is great for those ladies who are threatened by this or simple don't want a fake penis, but a vibrator. It's not a super long toy for those who desire seven or more inches, but it is thick with a diameter of 1 5/8". It has a bulbous head that isn't as tapered as I'd like for insertion, but is smooth. Once you're past the head there are two more large ripples that add to the uniqueness of this toy. It's not ideal for thrusting, but it certainly great for slow movement. It's a little wide for my taste, but is a great design anyway. If you prefer smaller toys, you may want to chose another product. It is small enough to hide, but not quite small enough to fit in a purse easily. It would be suitable for travel.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This product is controlled by a turn dial a the base which is also a battery compartment which holds two AA batteries. The dial just unscrews and you drop the batteries in and close tightly. This is a waterproof toy that screws nice and tight and has a sturdy rubber ring which holds well in the shower or bath. Using the turn dial to escalate speeds you can go from a light purr to a slight vroom. This product never got STRONG in my opinion. Which was perfect for me as it offered enough vibration to please me, but didn't numb me before the big O. The only issue with the functions was the lack of them. There wasn't much variance in intensity. But aside from that I was pleased with the performance of this toy. I wouldn't recommend it for ladies who require a strong vibe to achieve an orgasm, but certainly for someone wanting to tease, warm up or who just prefers a lighter hum as opposed to a monster truck between their legs. All this said, this is also a very quiet toy. Perfect for those who want to keep their playtime on the DL.

Care and Maintenance

Being plastic, this thing is easy to clean. Being waterproof also helps as you have no worries of shorting out your toy with too much water. Just use mild soap or toy cleaner and rinse well with warm water and you're good to go! It doesn't easily attract dust and hair and stays pretty clean between uses. You cannot completely sanitize this product, so using a condom is recommended if you plan to share. A condom also makes clean up easier! I ruined the box this came in, so I just stored it in a plastic bag with some other plastic vibrators. You don't have to worry about it reacting with other toys and it's compatible with any lube!

Personal comments

I really enjoyed this vibrator. It wasn't too strong to use, and had a nice outer texture along with an interesting shape. It was a bit thicker than I'd like, but it was generally a great product. There's nothing about it I would change. Even if it isn't the best vibrator around, it's still a good one.
Follow-up commentary
As much as I do like this product, it doesn't seem to be one I use often. It's great for what it is, but not among my favorites. I wouldn't say I've grown less fond of this toy, but I just have others that suit my needs better. I still love the smooth curves of this toy and the texture. This makes it perfect for a warm up or for nights when I can take my time and sink into a slow and quiet playtime. It hasn't lost any "oomph" and still operates the way it should.
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  • NuMe
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Red Riding Hood
    Thank you, Dear!
  • Sammi
    This has a cute design.
    Nice review Smile
  • Kayla
    Thanks for the review. It's such a pretty pink.
  • Red Riding Hood
    I liked the design and color. It's one of my prettiest toys! Smile
  • Love Buzz
    great review
  • Red Riding Hood
    Thank you.
  • cupcake191986
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • Naughty Student
    Too bad you have not used it much. It's been on my wishlist for a while. I guess the shape may have something to do with why you haven't used it as much?!
  • TheSinDoll
    Nice review. This reminds me of a toy that I have.
  • lucymalfoy
    Great review! Glad you liked it.
  • racoons
    Nice review! Thanks
  • CuteDee
    Great review! Thanks! = )
  • breebree
    grea review
  • FieryRed
    Nice job on this--my partner loves the rumbly vibrations of this toy!
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