Teddy buddy - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by paycheck

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Teddy Buddy is not a terrible idea

The summarize, this toy is not worth it. When playing with little toys, it is great for keeping headspace, but the fact that it is hard to clean or separate and utilize its versatility make it almost pointless to own. It was fun though and this makes me split on it. Every experience is worth it right?
good for couples to who are into kinky play and good to keep the headspace.
The toy broke with the tiniest bit of moisture. It made this hard to clean.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The uses for this vibrator are definitely for clitoral stimulation. It works really well around the clitoris and the vulva. When playing with my partner we inserted it inside of her after a few minutes. When she became wet, the size and share aren't really made for the most comfortable insertion, but will work and stimulate when things are a bit more moist.
The fact that this vibrator is made to be removed from the teddy is a good idea as well, which makes it a bit more versatile for different areas like anal stimulation and insertion with a bit more comfort.
This toy works really well when doing little play and to keep things in the right headspace.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bed
    • Comfortable areas alone
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Compact
    • Small
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The material is, i think, a super thin layer of silicone over a hard plastic piece. This makes it soft to light touch but when putting pressure, a tougher toy. Because it is a vibrator it works well as an in-between toy, fitting somewhere between tough and soft. It is very small, odorless, and tasteless. It works for beginners and more advanced, but it is nothing extraordinary.
    • Hard
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Teddy is cute. Up close the details are all you would expect out of a teddy bear vibrator. It is small and versatile, can be fit in a lot of places, but is definitely made for the clitoris and outer vaginal parts.
It is not the most ergonomically comfortable shape, but it has a purpose in that you can remove the vibrator from the teddy. this makes the teddy useless, but the problem here lies within the fact that this is very hard to remove. As you try to hold and remove the vibrator, the back cap that holds the batteries in pops off instead; it makes in difficult and can ruin the mood if you are trying to remove it and play by inserting it.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical

Functions / Performance / Controls

The function of this vibrator are solid. It is clearly made for clitoral stimulation and functions here very well. The nose of the teddy or ears work great as a fine point clitoral stimulator.
The toy is not waterproof by any means. When cleaning it one time after use the vibrator stopped working. This made the toy completely useless.

The controls are too basic, with a simple on off button the the back. It makes it easy when playing with a partner to turn off and on with one hand, but there are no controls to speed or intensity.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

The care and maintenance of this product should be pretty straight forward and easy; the problem is that this is easy to mess up.
To explain cleaning the product should be very easy; remove the vibrator and clean the teddy, dry it, and put the vibrator back in. If the teddy is not completely dry though, you can run into a problem here as even the smallest amount of moisture made our vibrator not function anymore.


The packaging here was boring. It was a blister pack with plastic. There were no instructions but it did come with batteries which is nice.
It would be annoying to wrap this packaging. You cannot restore the item in the packaging.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable


We had a lot of fun with this toy, but the problem was in how fast the toy stopped working with the tiniest bit of moisture. This makes it tough for insertion or wet partners, and even tougher to clean. We like to play little games and the thought of a pink teddy bear definitely helped keep my partner in her headspace.
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    Welcome to eden! Very informative review!
  • Sammi
    That's really too bad about the moisture stopping them working. They are so cute

    Welcome to the community!
  • ichwillwaffels
    That's too bad that its basically not worth it. Specially since its so cute
  • BadgersRose
    Great review. Too bad the toy seems to have such a fatal flaw.
  • married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
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