Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss - traditional vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by DreamWolf

I must admit that I used to have no interest in unusually shaped vibe heads, but ever since Cupid Ripples (aka Love of Swordman, of the Cupid Series by Shaki Toys) and the Blueberry Turbo Glider (both coming as free toys), a new world has shown itself to me for my greatest excitement!

I know, I know, I am not saying anything new to those who are veterans in the shape and texture department - I am just rambling about my new blissful horizons of pleasure, coming in unexpected ways... And it may mean some help for those who are thinking about getting into this kind of adventure, for example like how I haven't been interested in such qualities of pleasure toys until recently.

The Blueberry Turbo Glider is a slim waterproof vroomer with a beautifully appealing shape, mainly advertised as a traditional vibe. Its skinny size allows you to maneuver it to hit your precious G-spot, and the bulgy head offers amazing sensations if the entrance of your nerve-filled flesh is sensitive enough to rejoice for delightful pressure. And did you realize it has a lovely design to exercise your inner muscles? The cozy girth also allows you to use this loveliness in your hind flesh with proper covering, and though it doesn't have any flaring, the head itself is enough for some marvelous tease! The generous length also ensures you that you won't want to slide the entire blueness up - oh please tell me you won't, just to avoid those unpleasant accidents! The other casual uses may include clitoral bliss, nipple arousal, and delights for a craving male on his testicles and other sensitive bits.

Because of the comfortable size it is as pleasing for an advanced lover of interesting shapes as for beginners who don't want to rush to experiment with girthier pleasure objects. Hard plastic also means that non-porosity is a blessing for those who want to share their beloved items of joy! Do so in the shower, tub, hot tub and pool, because the blue berried vroomer seems to have a good enough sealing!

Hard plastic is simple, it is highly affordable, and also a body-safe material! The blueberry delight is also food-grade, hypo-allergenic, and latex and phthalates free! And this beauty is a very-very unique one in the odor and flavor manners: I just sniff at it and sniff at it, lick it like a kid gobbles an ice cream - even my highly sensitive little nose and tongue cannot discover anything to identify "plasticness"!

The unforgiving, rigid surface is smooth and shiny, and the head is ornamented with three differently shaped bulges. The tip bulge is the smallest, the middle bulge is long and thicker, and the third bulge is shorter, just a wee bit thicker than the middle one. Towards the bottom of the shaft waves of texture rise again, and like a teardrop, the shaft gently widens for a fourth bulge, followed by a very short one to end the shaft. Because of this four "ditches" make you enjoy this lovely pleaser, richly seducing all your inner muscles!

This is definitely a vibe to be cherished by those who love experimenting with textures like I said, and beginners will find incredible delight if this may be among their very first pleasure toys! Yes dear readers, you will probably miss this unique shape in your future favorites!

The blueberry pleaser has a mighty wonderful shade, somewhat of a greenish blue! Not too dark, not too bright, it depends on your personal preference how much you fall in love with its exact color. The clearly translucent material allows you to observe the fascinating mechanism of pleasure vibes, so much that you can see the tiny, black part of the motor spinning around in the second bulge! You see the metal parts, see the sealing, and the white battery case along the shaft. The case is translucent enough to let you see what batteries are laying inside, and this may also be a total turn-off for those who can't stand basic, cheap looking toys! Indeed, there is nothing classy about this complete transparency, and you must be a total geek if you are as stunned by the ability to see such mechanisms as I am.

And here are the exact measurements to show you why this little beauty may be an excellent choice for your novice or advanced level of pleasure:

total length: 7 1/4 inches
insertable length: 6 3/8 inches
first bulge length: 3/4 inch
second bulge length: 1 1/2 inch
third bulge length: 1 inch
bulged shaft length: 2 1/2 inches
bottom bulge length: 5/8 inch
diameter: 13/16 inch (smallest, tip bulge) - 1 inch (smallest shaft diameter) - 1 3/16 inches (thickest, third bulge)

(Don't forget it please that it is hard to measure such things with impeccable accuracy, when the textures wave into each other with such a harmonic beauty!)

The length may be a problem when it comes to hiding away this berried blueness, but it's slim enough to slide in anywhere. It may fit into a purse as well, and your glove box is also an amazing carrying spot! And don't forget about the metal detectors, because I think the inner metal parts may effect such things!

Nothing could be easier: screw the cap off, slide in 2 AA batteries, screw it back on, and twist that bottom! This already tells you that only various speeds of constant vibration are available for your delight, no extra patterns. Yes, this is a most basic vibe - with the upgrade of being completely waterproof, and the artistically unusual shape.

I am not sure if it is happening only because the batteries are running low, but as I see the lower speeds don't come on until you turn it back down from the highest speed. Not a problem for me though, as I never use anything but the strongest available vrooms! The vibrations are most powerful in the tip (the first, tiny bulge), being a good enough level 4 vroom. Going lower along the shaft they decrease, becoming pretty much non-existent in the lower half of the teardrop shaped shaft. You may experience that the vrooms get a wee bit weaker in the first moments after turning the precious on, and the noise could probably be heard through a closed door. Not a pleasure toy to use when your roommates are around!

I have not tried it in the water yet, but it seems to be built purrrrrrfectly, with a rubbery ring to seal it. And let's not forget that cleaning is like a dream, because it is smooth, waterproof, and rigidly non-porous with no weird texture to bother such processes!

You can clean the precious with antibacterial soap and hot water, or wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol. The blessings of hard plastic include that ANY lubricants are welcome with it, be it water, silicone or oil-based!

As it arrived only in a most simple plastic wrap, I have been keeping it in that way. Even if you don't do so, you don't have to be looking for a fine pouch for it, as hard plastic isn't known to engage in destroying chemical reactions with your other cherished toys! Just throw it into your toy chest, a drawer, pouch, hide your vibe pillow - it can snuggle up with any relatives!

Yes, you read it right. Plastic wrapping. It is also kind of funny that it doesn't arrive in the original packaging (which you can google easily): you see the manufacturer, California Exotics on the product page, but the packaging shows only the EdenFantasys logo. The product name, bar code, product number, country of origin and legal note are shown on the front, and inside you find a teeeeeeny-tiny piece of paper showing the little sibling, Waterproof Turbo Glider Raspberry Crush as a pictorial guide for inserting the batteries. It is extremely simple of course, and everything is clearly visible through the fully transparent plastic wrapping.

Not a packaging to use for gifting! You better use a more elegant solution to cover this vibe up, and do tell the chosen person that (s)he is going to receive a pleasure toy! Nobody would want to open such a package with unauthorized company hanging out in those moments!

Well, I know that I am raving about a "cheap-butt" vibe here! But only the design is what reminds you of those awful experiences with your very first wrong decisions! This vibe is a cutie, it is a li'l beauty, excellently built and soooooo wonderfully created that it will amaze you with its versatility! For the price you would be a fool to miss out on it! (I just wish it was rechargeable!)

Well, I must say that I am one of those females who are crazy for the sensations in the entrance of their flesh! It feels so mind-blowingly delicious for me that I really don't fuss about G-pleasures! It's fine when I have them (mighty easily with almost any toy), but I can totally do without any! And if you happen to have only tiny objects of delight handy then you do want to discover what a bliss such an experience can be!

Even if you aren't into such excitements anyway, the richly bulged Waterproof Turbo Glider Blueberry Bliss will give quite the intense sensations for your pleasure muscles with every thrust! Hard and unforgiving, there are no excuses like "too soft", "too bendable". It does arouse you whether you want it or not!

I think even if it hadn't arrived as a free toy, I would get one sooner or later. It is just too enjoyable, too amazing to miss out on it! And I am so extremely happy I have got one now! Definitely a good investment, and you won't regret those few bucks or points for it! What a versatile beauty it is! In blueberry way!