OhMiBod - traditional vibrator by OhMiBod - review by DirtyGeisha

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OhMiBod

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The Dildo Manifesto: Music to The Pussy

This is the perfect blend of sex and music, you couldn't get any better unless you were masturbating at a concert. Consider it the at home version, a safer way to live out your groupie fantasies . This is a sex toy for the techie, earn geek points and get off. If regular vibrators have become boring put your iPod on shuffle and plug in and rock out.
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Pros:
Its vibrating is unpredictable, you can get off to your favorite music, is also a regular vibrator.
Cons:
You have to use an iPod, you might not hear someone come in, it's white and hard plastic.
Rating by reviewer:
5
somewhat useful review
This toy is legendary. This toy is epic. This toy is an urban legend.

No seriously, most people have heard about it from a friend of a friend. So much like that Bill Gates email scam no one is sure actually exists. I’ve had friends find the website and STILL not believe the OhMiBod exists.

It does.

You’ve seen it. It’s the slender white wand. It's a wholly new sexual experience for a tech forward, sex hungry generation. As a bonus, it comes with a pink velvet bag you can hide your toy in. Plus, it's petably soft. You love your music, now let your music love you back.

Basically, the OhMiBod uses music stored on your iPod to vibrate the toy. The louder the music is, the stronger the vibrations are. Which means if you’re anything like me, you’ll be having quickie orgasms like nobody’s business.

Also why not make a night of it? Make a playlist. Get that Rock n’ Roll or that drum & bass out. No, really take the time and sit down and create your bedroom ready playlist. Start off with something a bit slower and work your way up to the heavy bass lines. Next after your playlist is perfect, take a nice hot bath. I’m serious. A self love session can be like a first date, but with better company.

Masturbation is not something that only guys and porn stars do, ladies. However, you can make it an art form. A pampering moment. Come on, didn’t our gender perfect the bath and make it not just about getting clean but about relaxation as well? We can do the same for masturbation! Take it from the men of the world and make it uniquely ours!

The OhMiBod is the tool to help us do it.
Follow-up commentary
Maybe it's just me but this is my favorite of all the toys I've owned. My only bad experience came from improper use. I love this toy so much it's the star of an erotic story I wrote.
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  • LicentiouslyYours
    LicentiouslyYours  
    You might want to include information about your experience with the toy or some specifics like size, materials and cleaning information. I would strongly recommend reading some of the reviews done by the top rated reviewers to get an idea of what makes a useful review as this reads more like a commercial than your own opinion of your experience with the toy.
  • Juliettia
    Juliettia  
    Um, you don't HAVE to use an iPod for this to work. You can use your computer speakers, an MP3 Player, and anything with an audio out jack.
  • WildKimA
    WildKimA  
    Has anyone had experience with the new FreeStyle from OhMyBod? Or the Club Vibe? Unfortunately EF doesn't sell these, but I'm wondering if the Free Style has solved any of the problems the original had?
  • Suki - Founder of OhMiBod
    Brian Vatter  
    WildKim - yes, the Freestyle added a bunch of functionality to the original line. It is rechargeable, has a velvety smooth PU coating, integrated program and music modes, travel case, wireless transmitter and even comes with intl adapters for travel. It also has independent volume/intensity control for those who like the music soft and the vibes strong and visa versa. Club Vibe is also a really fun toy that combines ambient mode with direct ipod connection and pre-programmed functionality. Let me know if you have any other questions.
    Brian
  • J's Alley
    J's Alley  
    Ok, I would certainly add more info on the actual product itself. The material, the texture, battery usage, all the technical stuff. I would also say how to care for it, and what lubes can be used with it. I would love to see what info you could add to this.
  • Jen&Clint
    Jen&Clint  
    I would really like to check out this toy, what else do you have on it? materials, size, what is that wand made out of ? is it waterproof? I would have so much fun with this little thing, tons of heavy music on my Ipod and pc. I'm just starting out here doing reviews and it is hard to remember to add everything you have on toys. Try the extended format next time it really helps you remember to add what you need to and when you need to do so. Good luck and welcome to EF
  • Dyma
    Dyma  
    Love the title
  • pixieluv
    pixieluv  
    what kind of fun have you had with it? [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-forum/companies/ohmibod/what-have-you-plugged-your/]
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    ty for the review
  • Darklyvan
    Darklyvan  
    great review
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    ty
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Thanks!
  • SilverMinxxx
    SilverMinxxx  
    Thanks for the review!!
  • laceypanties
    laceypanties  
    Thank you!
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