The Dildo Manifesto: Music to The Pussy
This is the perfect blend of sex and music, you couldn't get any better unless you were masturbating at a concert. Consider it the at home version, a safer way to live out your groupie fantasies . This is a sex toy for the techie, earn geek points and get off. If regular vibrators have become boring put your iPod on shuffle and plug in and rock out.Published: September 9, 2009
Pros:
Its vibrating is unpredictable, you can get off to your favorite music, is also a regular vibrator.
Cons:
You have to use an iPod, you might not hear someone come in, it's white and hard plastic.
This toy is legendary. This toy is epic. This toy is an urban legend.
No seriously, most people have heard about it from a friend of a friend. So much like that Bill Gates email scam no one is sure actually exists. I’ve had friends find the website and STILL not believe the OhMiBod exists.
It does.
You’ve seen it. It’s the slender white wand. It's a wholly new sexual experience for a tech forward, sex hungry generation. As a bonus, it comes with a pink velvet bag you can hide your toy in. Plus, it's petably soft. You love your music, now let your music love you back.
Basically, the OhMiBod uses music stored on your iPod to vibrate the toy. The louder the music is, the stronger the vibrations are. Which means if you’re anything like me, you’ll be having quickie orgasms like nobody’s business.
Also why not make a night of it? Make a playlist. Get that Rock n’ Roll or that drum & bass out. No, really take the time and sit down and create your bedroom ready playlist. Start off with something a bit slower and work your way up to the heavy bass lines. Next after your playlist is perfect, take a nice hot bath. I’m serious. A self love session can be like a first date, but with better company.
Masturbation is not something that only guys and porn stars do, ladies. However, you can make it an art form. A pampering moment. Come on, didn’t our gender perfect the bath and make it not just about getting clean but about relaxation as well? We can do the same for masturbation! Take it from the men of the world and make it uniquely ours!
The OhMiBod is the tool to help us do it.
No seriously, most people have heard about it from a friend of a friend. So much like that Bill Gates email scam no one is sure actually exists. I’ve had friends find the website and STILL not believe the OhMiBod exists.
It does.
You’ve seen it. It’s the slender white wand. It's a wholly new sexual experience for a tech forward, sex hungry generation. As a bonus, it comes with a pink velvet bag you can hide your toy in. Plus, it's petably soft. You love your music, now let your music love you back.
Basically, the OhMiBod uses music stored on your iPod to vibrate the toy. The louder the music is, the stronger the vibrations are. Which means if you’re anything like me, you’ll be having quickie orgasms like nobody’s business.
Also why not make a night of it? Make a playlist. Get that Rock n’ Roll or that drum & bass out. No, really take the time and sit down and create your bedroom ready playlist. Start off with something a bit slower and work your way up to the heavy bass lines. Next after your playlist is perfect, take a nice hot bath. I’m serious. A self love session can be like a first date, but with better company.
Masturbation is not something that only guys and porn stars do, ladies. However, you can make it an art form. A pampering moment. Come on, didn’t our gender perfect the bath and make it not just about getting clean but about relaxation as well? We can do the same for masturbation! Take it from the men of the world and make it uniquely ours!
The OhMiBod is the tool to help us do it.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
Maybe it's just me but this is my favorite of all the toys I've owned. My only bad experience came from improper use. I love this toy so much it's the star of an erotic story I wrote.
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OhMiBod traditional vibrator getting hot
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I just purchased this couple days ago and got it today. I tried to plug it in to my iphone and the top cap got super hot. Is it suppose to do this? I got nervous and took it off and the batteries out. Help!!!
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I haven't heard of this...(shrug)
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Quote: I just purchased this couple days ago and got it today. I tried to plug it in to my iphone and the top cap got super hot. Is it suppose to do this? I got nervous and took it off and the batteries out. Help!!!the unit should not heat up like that when plugged in. one of the reasons that it would do this is if the batteries were placed in the device backward causing a short in the circuitry that converts the audio signal into a higher dc power signal for the motor. always use the standard non headphone cover and test to see if the unit works before using the headphone adapter.
if the unit does not work with the standard cover the batteries might be in wrong, once it works with the standard cap switch to the music cap and try a source like a mp3 player/PC/ something with a standard headphone jack. the iphones have a bit of a different headphone jack style with an extra set of contacts for the iphone headsets so if the jack does not go fully in may cause a short in the vibrator.
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thepartymanI love to party alot in groups. Would the ladies like this? Would they be fun at parties? -
Quote: I love to party alot in groups. Would the ladies like this? Would they be fun at parties?I think this would be good for parties, especially if there's music. There's a version of the OhMiBod that actually picks up the ambient sound in a room -- you might want to have a look at that one!
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To me, it seems like that would be a better use than in private. Seems like the novelty would wear off if you only used it alone.
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I was wondering if anyone knows if a phone with an mp3 player built in would work with an OhMiBod vibrator?
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I replied to your post in the other thread in which you asked this question, but here it is again.
The reviews on the product page state:
"If you don’t have any kind of portable mp3 player, the Naughti Nano can be used with any CD player, computer, or other device that has an audio out option (small jack) for headphones."
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Yeah, it can. The only thing that the OhMiBod "links" into is your headphone jack. If it can take a headphone jack, you're good.
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You might want to include information about your experience with the toy or some specifics like size, materials and cleaning information. I would strongly recommend reading some of the reviews done by the top rated reviewers to get an idea of what makes a useful review as this reads more like a commercial than your own opinion of your experience with the toy.
Um, you don't HAVE to use an iPod for this to work. You can use your computer speakers, an MP3 Player, and anything with an audio out jack.
Has anyone had experience with the new FreeStyle from OhMyBod? Or the Club Vibe? Unfortunately EF doesn't sell these, but I'm wondering if the Free Style has solved any of the problems the original had?
WildKim - yes, the Freestyle added a bunch of functionality to the original line. It is rechargeable, has a velvety smooth PU coating, integrated program and music modes, travel case, wireless transmitter and even comes with intl adapters for travel. It also has independent volume/intensity control for those who like the music soft and the vibes strong and visa versa. Club Vibe is also a really fun toy that combines ambient mode with direct ipod connection and pre-programmed functionality. Let me know if you have any other questions.
Brian
Ok, I would certainly add more info on the actual product itself. The material, the texture, battery usage, all the technical stuff. I would also say how to care for it, and what lubes can be used with it. I would love to see what info you could add to this.
I would really like to check out this toy, what else do you have on it? materials, size, what is that wand made out of ? is it waterproof? I would have so much fun with this little thing, tons of heavy music on my Ipod and pc. I'm just starting out here doing reviews and it is hard to remember to add everything you have on toys. Try the extended format next time it really helps you remember to add what you need to and when you need to do so. Good luck and welcome to EF
Love the title
what kind of fun have you had with it? link
ty for the review
great review
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Thanks!
Thanks for the review!!
Thank you!