The dimensions are a lie!

If you can handle its fairly massive girth, this toy may well be worth it. I wouldn't know because there was no way that thing was going to fit in me.
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Pros
Nice spiral design would feel good for those who can take it.
Cons
HUGE and HARD
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
I never used this toy successfully. I bought it and upon receiving it was SHOCKED at its size. 1 1/2 inches across? Maybe at the tip. This thing was so huge I couldn't get my hand around it, and I swear I'm not some tiny handed freak.

If you can handle both a lot of texture and a LOT of girth, this may be the right toy for you. The vibrations certainly were decent, I bet it would have felt good if I had any chance of inserting the monstrous thing.

I was extremely disappointed by this. I love a lot of texture and the spiraled ridges looked like they would feel amazing. If anyone comes out with a toy like this that actually is the girth this one claims to be I would be all over that, especially if it happened to come in better colors. I mean really, purple and pink? I know it's meant for girls but that tired old stereotype that all of us love those colors needs to go away pretty damn soon, am I right?

As for the other details they want me to put here, this toy is HARD, like no give at all kinda hard. It has a velvety texture, very deep ridges that are somewhat annoying to clean in between, and as I said before, comes in a lovely variety of colors from puke pink to unimaginative purple. It can only be used with water-based lube due to the material which is TPR Silicone, an amalgam of silicone and rubber which is both the best and worst of both worlds. The controls are easy to use.

Anyway, I must say I'm sorry for the not-so-helpful review, I just felt people should be warned about what they're getting into when purchasing this beast.
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My Spiral of bliss tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Heavy play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Thanks for writing and sharing this review!
  • Contributor: SiNn
    nice review ty!
  • Contributor: link82
    Sorry this was such a disappointment for you!
  • Contributor: WhoopieDoo
    hahahahaha I'm sorry you didn't get anything out of it.
  • Contributor: klyte
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Jake'n'bake
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: tigertiger
    i AM a tiny-handed freak and this doesn't look terribly appealing
  • Contributor: Nirelan
    ty!
  • Contributor: Dragonfly Delta
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: travelnurse
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: britanny0620
    Thanks for the review, I'm sorry you were so disappointed with this toy. It looks like it'd be a pain to clean, anyways.
  • Contributor: TransMarc
    Wow. Holy. I'm sorry you purchased this beast by error, thankfully now others are warned. Wow.
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