Duckie massager by Cal Exotics - review by Sanjay

Let me start off by saying something fairly condemning from the start: This is one of the most disappointing toys I've ever purchased. From other reviews I was expecting SO much more, but alas... it wasn't meant to be.

The Duckie Massager is made of a fairly cheap-feeling plastic that tends to rattle a bit against its own battery (which causes a fair bit of noise on the higher settings.) Although the main body is made out of hard plastic, the beak part is a softer rubber and is meant for more detailed stimulation, I would imagine.

I was happy about the dial-up style mechanism that allows you to turn up the power a bit, but it really didn't have much power behind it at all even at maximum. I'm the kind of person that often doesn't go past the first or second setting on a vibrator, and yet this was just NOT enough for even me. I could barely feel the vibes through the beak and found it more annoying than enjoyable. I'm a VERY sensitive person, and I wasn't able to achieve orgasm even once with this thing.

I got this vibe in yellow for a more classic-rubber-ducky-look, but honestly, who is going to be fooled by this? This is not discreet at all in my opinion, although perhaps cute at best. The black ring between the dial and the main body of the vibe REALLY gives this away (oh, and the whole the-duck-doesn't-have-a-body-but-instead-has-a-longer-shaft thing!) This isn't fooling anyone who is taking more than a cursory glance at this thing.



One saving grace about this product is that it IS waterproof, so that's great news for those wanting to take a fun bath with their rubber ducky. I'm not so sure he will make bath time much more fun though.