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The Sweetest Kiss

This is a solidly strong, thick and long vibrator in a delightfully pink (or blue) translucent color. It is flexible enough to move with your body, but the motor is strong enough to stimulate your g-spot without applying pressure.
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Pros
Strong vibrations, well-designed, flexible, unique packaging.
Cons
Might be too thick for some,easy to turn off accidentally, high settings are loud.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Evolved French Kiss is suitable for insertion vaginally or for external stimulation. This particular vibrator has plenty of girth (1.75 inches) but it tapers towards the end, so even if you think it might be too thick for you, the first few inches are thinner. It's soft with plenty of give, so it's worth a try if you are interested in a thicker toy, but don't want to feel stretched to the max.

The French Kiss's flexibility made me think it might be an issue for effective g-spot stimulation, however the vibrations are strong enough to overcome the inability to apply pressure against your g-spot. In fact, this toy is long and flexible enough and the vibrations strong enough that I am able to bend it back to stimulate my clit while it is still inserted and stimulating my g-spot.

Material / Texture

The French Kiss is made of translucent (in this case pink) TPR which is smooth, but not slick. There is some drag across your skin unless you are using lube (silicone or water-based). TPR is phthalates-free and body safe, but still quite soft and flexible.

The flexibility of the shaft really makes this vibrator comfortable to have inside you, giving with your body as it moves. I noticed no distinct smell or taste when I removed it from the box.

The battery cap on the end, where the control button is located, is made of hard plastic with a velvety-smooth finish.

Design / Shape / Size

The contoured shape bulges out and back in while gradually increasing width towards the base. I was very pleased with how the shape felt when inserted. It wasn't strongly stimulating, but I could feel the bulging and narrowing very distinctly as I pushed in and pulled out.

I mentioned before this is a larger-than-average toy: 8.5 inches long, 6.5 inches insertable and 1.75 inches in diameter. But given the soft flexibility of the TPR, I think most users will find that it will conform to their body nicely.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls are simple and straight forward for this toy. The button on the very end acts as a power on/off button as well as controlling the three intensity levels. The downside to these controls is their location can result in turning it off accidentally while thrusting.

I found the vibrators for this toy particularly strong. In fact, I've really only been using the first two levels of vibration and that is unusual for me. I often skip to the max vibration level because the weakest levels are too weak for me to mess with, especially if I am in a hurry. That is not the case with this toy. The motor is located in the end of the toy and that is where you will find the strongest, pin-point vibrations. But the strength of the motor paired with the material it's made of effectively disperses vibrations through out the whole shaft.

The lowest intensity setting produces a reasonably quiet buzz, but as you increase, so does the noise. At it's highest level, the French Kiss is not a toy for anyone in need of privacy.

This is described as a waterproof toy and the twist-off cap is sealed with a quality-looking O-ring. I submerged it in water several inches deep for a full minute and had it had no adverse effect.

Care and Maintenance

TPR best cleaned with warm water and a mild soap or toy cleaner. It's a porous material, so strongly consider covering with a condom if you plan to share it and keep in mind it really cannot be disinfected by boiling.

Either silicone or water based lube is appropriate.

Packaging

Evolved does a very good job adding to the excitement surrounding their toys with really well-done packaging. This toy sits in a black velvet-covered foam form that is custom fit to the toy. It sits in a silver/pink/black metal tin that is one of the most unique, fun forms of packaging I've seen for an adult toy.

Personal comments

This is my 2nd Evolved toy and it has quickly become my toy of choice for fast, intense orgasms. I've actually only ever used this toy for 10 minutes at a time, in any one sitting. Every brand of vibrator has a different characteristic motor that produces a unique buzz and Evolved seems to have the perfect buzz for getting me off early and often. :)
Follow-up commentary
While this toy seemed promising and I enjoyed it many times, as time went on, putting any pressure on it and causing it to bend increasingly resulted in the power shorting out entirely. It's possible this was from my own excessive bending of the toy, but I can't say it speaks well about its durability.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Sammi
    The girth sounds good - looks like a fun one!
  • Contributor: Rockin'
    It looks a little too thick for me. I'm not sure how you got it to touch your g-spot and clit at the same time, but that's impressive! Nice review.
  • Contributor: LicentiouslyYours
    Well, it's really REALLY bendy, tho I had a moment of pause the other night when it stopped vibrating for a moment. It made me wonder if bending it as much as I did was really a good idea.

    That said, the g-spot stimulation isn't direct pressure so much as just really strong, focused vibrations that managed to stimulate my g-spot easily..through proximity rather than direct contact.
  • Contributor: Crystal1
    I'm so sad to hear that bending messes it up, it looks like so much fun! Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for the great review on this cool vibe.
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    Thank you!
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    Thank you for the review!
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    Thanks!
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    Very nice review
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    Thanks, great review!
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    TY!
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    Thanks! Great review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    thanks
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    Nice review--thanks!
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