The wave G-spot vibe by Doc Johnson

I'm not a G-spot kind of girl. Yeah, it feels good to have a dick rubbed on it, but only when I'm already pretty horny. The G-spot orgasm is an elusive thing for me. I feel like I'm neglecting this wonderful spot. I also feel like I'm screwing myself out of something great by not trying harder. Enter 'The wave G-spot vibe'.

I generally go for clitoral orgasms, since they're pretty sure fire for me. So I was happy that this vibe didn't neglect my clit. When I pulled it out of the box though, I was a little put off my how rigid it was. I mean, no give whatsoever. Hmm. Being a G-spot rookie, I thought, 'ok, maybe it NEEDS to be rigid for a G-spot O.' So I go into the bedroom and fire it up. Kind of loud, but not too bad. Seems to be ok with the vroom. (I like a lot of vroom).

I put a little lube on the end and stick it in. No dice. The nubby end is a little painful. I turn it on and use the vibration on my clit to get myself a little more wet and tried again. This time I could get it in, but it hurt. I pushed it in until the clit part was against my clit, but then I felt like the G-spot stimulator was too far in. The clit stimulator didn't have it's own vibe, so all I felt there was the residual vibration from the head. Boo. After a little while, I realized that I wasn't getting anywhere. I was barely turned on and a clitoral orgasm was a tiny speck in the distance, let alone a G-spot orgasm. I gave up.

Removing the G-spot wave can be summed up in one word... OUCH! Those little nubbies are not forgiving at all. I felt like I was having some sort of gynecological procedure. I'm not even sure I still HAVE a G-spot after that ordeal. I think it may have been scraped off. Needless to say, this vibe went directly to the 'Nope' pile of sex toys that I have collected.