Sqweel oral sex simulator - clitoral stimulator by LoveHoney - review by Hot'n'Bothered

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Sqweel oral sex simulator

Tongue vibrator by LoveHoney

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:$59.99

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This Little Piggy Went Wee Wee Wee, All The Way To Orgasm....

Definitely a change from your average vibrator. Get your oral fix without having to beg your partner endlessly. Just have a large stock in AAA batteries!
Published: January 26, 2012
Pros:
Interchangeable disks, multiple speeds, quiet.
Cons:
Lousy battery life, bulky
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

Bring yourself, or your partner to a toe curling sqweel....er...sorry, orgasm, with this bulky device.

Ten eager tongues are eager to please, and can go as long as you have an endless battery supply, your sure to tire out before sqweel can. Let it tickle and tease your most delicate areas. Warm up with some nipple attention and wonder south of the boarder for an explosive finish.

Material / Texture

Sqweel is composed up of TPR, the tongues are smooth, with no added texture. However, there are additional wheels that can be purchased for added sensations. If you want some added sensations with the wheel that comes with it, flip it around so the tongues are upside down. It makes for a slightly more intense experience.

The odor is what caught me a bit off guard. It doesn't smell bad, It's just very strong out of the box. I've had it a few months now, and the scent really hasn't dissipated as much as I would have liked and hoped. But it's not so much that it is a huge deterrent.
    • Flexible
    • Somewhat porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Sqweel is a bit bulky, and for me took a few tries to figure out the best way to hold the device, while letting it do it's job. Because of this, it is slightly awkward.

The design could use some improvements in terms of enclosing the motor more effectively, solely for ease of cleaning.

Removal and replacement of the case/wheels is done with minimal effort.

Functions / Performance / Controls

Controls are fairly simple and straight forward. Sqweel comes with three different levels of intensity. Are you ready for this?

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Fairly self explanatory. The higher the speed, the more 'licks per second' you'll receive. The noise level will also increase with each increased level in speed. I didn't find the noise level all that bad, a little more than what I expected, for what it is. But I don't think it would be heard through a closed door.

My only real issue with the performance seems to be the battery life. My unit seems to suck batteries dry after three uses (5ish minutes per use). Which to me seems absurd. Invest in some rechargables!
    • Battery guzzler
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Storing this toy is very simple. It comes with it's own metal carrying case, with a plastic (velour covered) Mold. I obviously don't have very many of the higher end toys, because I was very impressed by this.

While the wheel itself is easy to clean, the casing can pose an issue. There are lots of crevasses, the battery compartment is not waterproof, and you have to work around the motor. I'd recommend using some toy wipes to clean this one. Or soap and water with a qtip. Because of it's design, air drying is best.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

Packaging is superb, and honestly surprised me. Sqweel comes in it's own tin case with a velvet like molded inside to firmly hold into place.
    • Good for storage
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Cookie Monster Mike (verified)

Thanks for the review I really liked the title

Jan 29, 9:41 pm
Bambi Ortiz (verified)

Thanks for the review

Jan 29, 10:34 pm
Elnoa (verified)

Thanks for the review!

Jan 31, 1:40 pm
lilqueny (verified)

thank you for the review, but if it is hard to keep clean and a battery guzzler then it needs some improvements made before I'll buy!

Feb 6, 4:39 pm
Ganderson (verified)

Great title haha. THanks for the revieW!

Feb 10, 11:02 pm
Forum
  • interchangeable wheels
    • anyone have the sqweel with the different wheels?
    • Quote: anyone have the sqweel with the different wheels?
      Not yet, want to try, though!
    • They seem pointless to me
    12 posts Read all
  • Sqweel, you're confusing me...
    • So, I'm finally glad that Eden is carrying the Sqweel - I've been dying to get it! - but I'm a little confused. On the product page it says that it's made out of plastic for the case and TPR for the tongues, but I've read that the tongues are actually silicone.

      I'm so confused! :( Which is it? Are they TPR or Silicone?
    • I've always heard that they're silicone, as well. At the b&m shop I work at we've always told customers that it's silicone, and the look and feel of the tongues is right for that to be true. I was confused too when I saw it listed as TPR
    • Quote: So, I'm finally glad that Eden is carrying the Sqweel - I've been dying to get it! - but I'm a little confused. On the product page it says that it's made out of plastic for the case and TPR for the tongues, but I've read that the tongues are actually silicone.

      I'm so confused! :( Which is it? Are they TPR or Silicone?
      Ive heard they are silicone.
    26 posts Read all
  • I want honest opinions on this
    • Okay, I have seen a lot of toys like this before in stores and such. My question is... DO THEY REALLY WORK? Or are they just too silly?

      Anyone ever used this one or one similar?
    • Quote: Okay, I have seen a lot of toys like this before in stores and such. My question is... DO THEY REALLY WORK? Or are they just too silly?

      Anyone ever used this one or one similar?
      I have never used one, so I am setting an alert to see what people say.(popcorn)
    • Quote: I have never used one, so I am setting an alert to see what people say.(popcorn)
      haha, I'm curious!

      I've never really considered one, but I'd be willing to give it a try at least...
    61 posts Read all
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