Pirates Jesse Jane's smoking pistol - vibrator by Digital Playground - review by Cori

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This Pistol Isn't Shooting Blanks

This beautiful, texturized pirate version of a rabbit vibrator is a great addition to any toy collection. Between the multi-speed, rotating head, and texture features, this toy is sure to please. As for the dual stimulation? That will vary depending on your anatomy.
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Pros:
Multi Speed, Splash Proof, Strong Vibrations, Flexible, Texturized
Cons:
Battery Guzzler, Not Waterproof, May Be Too Large For Some
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Jesse Jane's Smoking Pistol by Digital Playground quickly joined the ranks as one of my favorite rabbit toys. This toy was designed for the Pirates DVD toy collection. It's got a fun, skull-clad pirate design, yet the baby pink color makes it equally cute and inviting. But once you look beyond the fun design, this toy obviously belongs in the "rabbit" vibrator category -- even though this isn't another cutesy rabbit; it's a smoking pistol!

This toy is designed for dual action, focusing on simultaneous g-spot and clitoral stimulation, although the design may be a bit off, as it may not provide ample clitoral stimulation for all.

This toy is splash-proof but not waterproof, so it cannot be used in a shower or bath. It's great to use solo or with a partner.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Smoking Pistol is made out of TPE and Plastic. It is made out of food-grade materials, latex and phthalates free, and hypoallergenic.

The shaft and pistol are made of TPE, making it squishy, soft, and smooth.

The base of this toy is plastic.

The TPE material allows for great textures. And this toy is definitely not lacking in that department! If you don't have much experience with texture, I'd recommend trying out a toy with some texture first because this toy is on the opposite end of the spectrum -- with textures from the tip to the base.



This toy had a very light plastic odor when first out of the box, but after a quick cleaning with soap and warm water, this toy has no odor.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

This Smoking Pistol is the most amazing looking toy I own! It's gorgeous and creative. The TPE shaft is a pearlized, translucent light pink. The tip is texturized with a flower design followed by decent-sized raised beads. Just under the tip it is adorned by a paisley-like swirl pattern complete with seashells on either side, followed by smaller raised beads.

The smooth part of the shaft allows you to see the rows of pearl-esque beads underneath, which rotate when the toy is turned on. The bottom of the shaft has more small beading followed by a skull and crossbones nestled inside a beaded heart and seashell pattern.

The clitoral stimulation is not your typical animal; it's a pistol. This is the least-textured part of the toy, with only a swirly pattern on either side of the gun. The base of this toy is a smooth, silky plastic adorned with red flower patterns on either side, with the control buttons in the middle. The ring at the top showcases two rows of clear rhinestones.

My only complaint about this toy is the design of the "smoking pistol," which is the clitoral stimulator. It does a poor job of reaching the clit, unless you want to take advantage of its flexible nature and hold it in place. Although it didn't necessarily work properly for me, it appears to depend on your anatomy.

This is a big, girthy vibrator. I am fairly new to rabbit vibrators and this toy intimidated me a little bit at first. I would recommend this toy to intermediate or advanced users, or beginners who are ambitious or used to girthier toys.

Length: 9 3/4"
Insertable length: 5"
Circumference: 5 1/2"
Diameter: 1 5/8"
Weight: 17 oz

This toy is huge and very non-discreet, therefore not easily hidden. If you're looking for a travel buddy, this would not be a good choice.

The battery pack is located at the base of the toy. The bottom ring twists right off, allowing easy access to the removable battery pack. Very clever!

    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Despite all the intricate details of this toy, using it is a breeze. The controller is located in the center of the base and is backlit when turned on. The middle button is the on/off control. The button to the left controls the rotation of the head, while the button on the right controls the vibrations in the shaft and clitoral stimulator.

Left Button (vibrations):
1: Steady gentler vibrations (2 vroom)
2: Steady stronger vibrations (3 vroom)
3: Steady strongest vibrations (4 vroom)
4: Alternating between low and high vibes (2-4 vroom)
5: One second pulses (4 vroom)
6: One second pulses from 2 vroom to 4 vroom
7: Quick, Strong pulses (4 vroom)

Right Button (rotation):
1: Small shaft rotation
2: Small rotation, making a larger circle
3: Large, pulsing rotation
4: Larger rotation
5: Largest rotation

My favorite combination is 4th vibration setting combined with the second rotation setting, but I enjoyed them all. Even the first settings are good for a nice warm-up with your partner.

The settings start at the beginning every time the toy is turned off. This toy is not very loud, but it could be heard by someone in the same room. Once the toy is inserted it's a small buzzing sound, which is barely noticeable. This toy is splash-proof but not waterproof, so don't submerge this toy in a tub or shower!
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

This toy is easy to clean with warm water and soap or a toy cleaner. Since this toy is highly texturized, you just have to be sure to clean in all the nooks and crannies. If you plan on sharing this toy, due to its slightly porous material, you should use a condom.

This toy takes 4 AAA batteries and is a battery-guzzler when used often, so stock up if you enjoy using this toy frequently like I do!



As I said, this toy is BIG. It takes up quite a bit of room in my toy bin, but luckily the nice people from Digital Playground included a pretty satin bag to store this toy in. However, it seems as though the bag needed to be about 3/4" longer. The tie closure will either close around the last little bit of the shaft or the base, so I put my toy in tip-first to keep the insertable part dust and particle-free.

You can use both water-based and silicone-based lubes with the Smoking Pistol.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

This is a large toy, so naturally it comes in an even larger package. Sticking with the pirate theme, the front of the plastic packaging is an ocean scene complete with Jesse Jane and her "real" smoking pistol. It's actually pretty neat packaging. The back showcases other Pirates toys and the Pirates DVD with a paragraph about the toy itself.

There are no instructions, but you really don't need any as this toy is very straight forward. Inside is the satin baggie, which is great for storage. You could use the box itself, if you have a huge toy box. I like the colors and look of the package enough where I wouldn't mind gifting it, as long as discretion is unnecessary.

    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I'll admit that I mainly got this toy because I love the design and uniqueness of it. But I was equally satisfied with the vibrations. My only complaint would be the poor design of the clitoral stimulator. The size of this baby intimidated me at first, but with a little bit of lube, it got the job done. All in all, one of my favorites!
Follow-up commentary
I use this toy frequently. Aside from going through batteries quicker than some of the other vibes, this toy is awesome! It's holding up well and none of the rhinestones have fallen off, much to my surprise.
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  • Real or memorex
    Great pictures. You can really get a good sense of the texture on this vibe.
  • sexytileena / absolutely love sex
    excellent review
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