This Thing Sucks and Not in a Bad Way

This is a great toy to have on those nights where you are riding solo. If you ever need a little cheer-me-up, just take this one out.
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Pros:
- Battery life
- Tickler head
- Great vibrations
Cons:
- Where vibration button is located
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

The Advanced Clitoral Pump is great for solo play and so far is the toy I go to when I am in need of some "alone time." This toy comes with two changeable sleeves, which are really easy to put on. I usually only use the sleeve with the things in the center because it gives me a little more stimulation. To use, all you have to do is place the head over your clitoris and pump the attached hand pump a couple of times. If you want some vibrations, you can choose from three different vibration settings (low, medium and high). If you want to release the suction, just press the heart shaped button that is located near the pump. When I use this toy, I start with a little suction first to get the blood flowing, and then I start the vibrations.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The entire toy is made out of plastic, except for the changeable sleeves which are made out of TPR. The Advanced Clitoral Pump has a safety rating of 7, which isn't too bad. The two sleeves that come with the toy are completely different. One has completely nothing on the inside, which is boring and I usually just keep that in the box, but the other has these little things in the center which gives you a little more stimulation (which I also stated above). This toy is also hypoallergenic and latex-free, which is a plus.
    • Flexible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design of this toy is actually pretty convenient and easy to use. The neck is bendable so you can move it any way you please. The cord for the pump is also just the right length for me. My hands aren't restricted to a small area which is very satisfying. The only complaint I have about this toy is that the button with which you control the vibrations can be a little hard to push due to the location of it. If it was by the pump then it would be really easy to control and you wouldn't have to move the actual toy as much when in use.

Functions / Performance / Controls

Although this toy comes with two changeable sleeves, they makers could have just left out the plain sleeve because I doubt anyone actually uses it very often. The one with the ticklers is so much more exciting and fun to use. The vibrations are great! Even on the lowest setting, the vibrations are still pretty strong. As soon as I get to the highest setting, I am just sent over the top. Once you get to the highest setting though, it can get a bit loud. I have been using this toy every night since I got it, which it has been about two weeks, and the batteries are still as if I just put them in. So far the best toy I've used that doesn't drain the batteries.
    • Long lasting power
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is really easy to clean and take care of. All you need is a toy cleaner or you can remove the sleeve and rinse it under water. You don't really need lube to use this toy so that makes cleaning even easier.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
When I don't have that much time, I like using this one because it gets straight to the point. The ticklers in the center are still fantastic and the suction really gets the blood flowing.
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Comments
  • ohhhlala!
    ohhhlala!  
    Thanks for the review
  • ace.eric.pollen
    ace.eric.pollen  
    thanks for the review!
  • Dear Ruby
    Dear Ruby  
    Hmm, no one else mentioned the location of thee power button. That *is* a con!
  • sugar&spikes
    sugar&spikes  
    thanks for the review!
  • Jack M.
    Jack M.  
    thanks, good review
  • Traxa
    Traxa  
    Thanks for the review!
  • noofbat
    noofbat  
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Shae n Ryan
    Shae n Ryan  
    Thanks for the review.
  • SecondStory
    SecondStory  
    thanks
  • .kaycat
    .kaycat  
    Great review
  • pixiedustVixen
    pixiedustVixen  
    awesome review makes me want it haha
  • thedapperwolf11
    thedapperwolf11  
    Thanks for the review.
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