This Toy Offends Me

Save your money and buy her a Hitachi set instead. She will be satisfied and happy, and likely she will thank you by sucking your dick too.

So you get dual stimulation, and a lot more of it for your buck than with the We-Vibe.
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Pros
Waterproof and comfortable.
Cons
So comfortable you don't even know it is there!
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Since I am a submissive girl who is also heavily in the BDSM scene, I find a lot of times I am without hands for self stimulation, and without myself or my partner stimulating my clit during intercourse, it is rare for me to reach climax...

So you can imagine my utter delight when I discovered this vibe! My partner was also interested, so we decided to give it a try. Well, giving something a "try" with a hefty price tag such as this (at the time, it was over $130 - not purchased here at EdenFantasys) can be a frightening thing. I mean, think of the things you can do with $130? Exactly.

When it arrived I think I had my panties off and my legs in the air before the package was completely opened! First, we studied its design, a very nice sleek comfortable feeling vibe. We got the purple one. The case is nice and it is completely waterproof. In fact, I think they spent way too much time on making it seem expensive and posh and not enough time studying human anatomy and how to design this toy to actually WORK for a human woman. (I have to use "human" because I really do not know what type of creature this was designed for?)

Moving on!

After all my glee of inspecting it and even feeling it vibrate in my hands, we were ready to go - we inserted it, turned it on...hmmm...not so great?

Maybe if we HOLD it in place? No - not even THAT - you know, it is supposed to be hands-free anyway, right?

Perhaps if I sit on to and ride him, it will work better?

No.

The clitoris half does not stay where it should unless you act like a stone statue.

The inserted half which is supposed to stimulate the inserted penis and g-spot together is a joke. It is as though perhaps a muscular butterfly is trying to escape your vagina - and if you give a little squeeze you are likely going to kill it.

I don't want to repeat too much of what others have said, but not only have I tried this on myself, I have cleaned and shared it with others and have had the same issues every time.

There was one man who liked it around his ball-sack. It cradles nicely around balls, and you can hold and squeeze it for him. I have not tried to anally insert this yet, but perhaps that is another idea for a man to have some anal and testicle stimulation? Worth a try - it is too expensive to not try everything!

Pot holder, perhaps?
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My We-vibe 2 tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Mutual stimulation
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  • Contributor: whatevergirl
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Serendipity
    Thanks for this review; it helps to hear good and bad accounts on products to get more of a feel for the product without trying it yourself.
  • Contributor: Beaners
    Hahaha after so many negative reviews, it's nice to read one that's at least funny!!
  • Contributor: Lucky21
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: - Kira -
    Pot holder ahaha awesome.
  • Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
    This one sounds like a great vibe to avoid, thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: BlueDog
    Kynky Kytty has a point about charging it beforehand. I wanted to add that the details page says that this toy is cannot be submersed in water.
  • Contributor: eroticmutt
    I don't really get this review. I do understand the toy doesn't work well for you, but you didn't specifically state the problems- only that it doesn't work well and that holding it in place or sitting on it doesn't help. What was your issue- is it not contoured to your body, are the vibrations too weak? Without knowing these things I really can't figure what the problem would be or whether it would be an issue for me as well or not.
  • Contributor: Willow Wand
    ITA! I got mine yesterday, charged it up for.24 hours and.then was VERY dissapointed.
  • Contributor: Melissa Smith
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: Teacookie
    0_o thank you *backs slowy away from the review*
  • Contributor: Lilith Bealove
    "Pot holder perhaps?" HAHA! I love your sense of humor! Even after reading good AND bad reviews I am still scared to buy this. Yea 99 is way better than 130, but still! 99 can buy 4 boxes of diapers! And we need those way more than we need a 50/50 chance vibe. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: MissCandyland
    Thank you for reviewing!
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