This Toy Offends Me
Save your money and buy her a Hitachi set instead. She will be satisfied and happy, and likely she will thank you by sucking your dick too.So you get dual stimulation, and a lot more of it for your buck than with the We-Vibe.
Published: May 11, 2011
Pros:
Waterproof and comfortable.
Cons:
So comfortable you don't even know it is there!
Since I am a submissive girl who is also heavily in the BDSM scene, I find a lot of times I am without hands for self stimulation, and without myself or my partner stimulating my clit during intercourse, it is rare for me to reach climax...
So you can imagine my utter delight when I discovered this vibe! My partner was also interested, so we decided to give it a try. Well, giving something a "try" with a hefty price tag such as this (at the time, it was over $130 - not purchased here at EdenFantasys) can be a frightening thing. I mean, think of the things you can do with $130? Exactly.
When it arrived I think I had my panties off and my legs in the air before the package was completely opened! First, we studied its design, a very nice sleek comfortable feeling vibe. We got the purple one. The case is nice and it is completely waterproof. In fact, I think they spent way too much time on making it seem expensive and posh and not enough time studying human anatomy and how to design this toy to actually WORK for a human woman. (I have to use "human" because I really do not know what type of creature this was designed for?)
Moving on!
After all my glee of inspecting it and even feeling it vibrate in my hands, we were ready to go - we inserted it, turned it on...hmmm...not so great?
Maybe if we HOLD it in place? No - not even THAT - you know, it is supposed to be hands-free anyway, right?
Perhaps if I sit on to and ride him, it will work better?
No.
The clitoris half does not stay where it should unless you act like a stone statue.
The inserted half which is supposed to stimulate the inserted penis and g-spot together is a joke. It is as though perhaps a muscular butterfly is trying to escape your vagina - and if you give a little squeeze you are likely going to kill it.
I don't want to repeat too much of what others have said, but not only have I tried this on myself, I have cleaned and shared it with others and have had the same issues every time.
There was one man who liked it around his ball-sack. It cradles nicely around balls, and you can hold and squeeze it for him. I have not tried to anally insert this yet, but perhaps that is another idea for a man to have some anal and testicle stimulation? Worth a try - it is too expensive to not try everything!
Pot holder, perhaps?
So you can imagine my utter delight when I discovered this vibe! My partner was also interested, so we decided to give it a try. Well, giving something a "try" with a hefty price tag such as this (at the time, it was over $130 - not purchased here at EdenFantasys) can be a frightening thing. I mean, think of the things you can do with $130? Exactly.
When it arrived I think I had my panties off and my legs in the air before the package was completely opened! First, we studied its design, a very nice sleek comfortable feeling vibe. We got the purple one. The case is nice and it is completely waterproof. In fact, I think they spent way too much time on making it seem expensive and posh and not enough time studying human anatomy and how to design this toy to actually WORK for a human woman. (I have to use "human" because I really do not know what type of creature this was designed for?)
Moving on!
After all my glee of inspecting it and even feeling it vibrate in my hands, we were ready to go - we inserted it, turned it on...hmmm...not so great?
Maybe if we HOLD it in place? No - not even THAT - you know, it is supposed to be hands-free anyway, right?
Perhaps if I sit on to and ride him, it will work better?
No.
The clitoris half does not stay where it should unless you act like a stone statue.
The inserted half which is supposed to stimulate the inserted penis and g-spot together is a joke. It is as though perhaps a muscular butterfly is trying to escape your vagina - and if you give a little squeeze you are likely going to kill it.
I don't want to repeat too much of what others have said, but not only have I tried this on myself, I have cleaned and shared it with others and have had the same issues every time.
There was one man who liked it around his ball-sack. It cradles nicely around balls, and you can hold and squeeze it for him. I have not tried to anally insert this yet, but perhaps that is another idea for a man to have some anal and testicle stimulation? Worth a try - it is too expensive to not try everything!
Pot holder, perhaps?
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sizing
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this looks like one of those toys where you only know if it fits your body once you've tried it. does anyone have advice for how to ~eyeball vibes like this?
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Quote: this looks like one of those toys where you only know if it fits your body once you've tried it. does anyone have advice for how to ~eyeball vibes like this?If you have an adult store near you I would suggest going. We decided on this toy because the store employee allowed us to see one out of the box and hold it and see what it does. by going to the store I got a better view of other things here that I was interested in.
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I agree - head to your local toy store. That's how I decided to buy mine. Feel it, get a first-hand idea of the size, flexibility, etc. Then, if you like it, come back to Eden and buy it. If your local toy store is anything like the ones around here, they don't give half the number of discounts as Eden Fantasys. :)
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Couples Use
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OK, it seems like quite a few people have had trouble using this during couple play, myself included. Has anyone got any useful tips? The main problem is that once it's in and my BF is penetrating, the part that rests on the clitoris just moves around too much and I can't seem to orgasm because of it. Any similar problems and solutions?
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Quote: OK, it seems like quite a few people have had trouble using this during couple play, myself included. Has anyone got any useful tips? The main problem is that once it's in and my BF is penetrating, the part that rests on the clitoris just moves around too much and I can't seem to orgasm because of it. Any similar problems and solutions?I have been having the same problem with it not staying in place during intercourse as well.
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Quote: OK, it seems like quite a few people have had trouble using this during couple play, myself included. Has anyone got any useful tips? The main problem is that once it's in and my BF is penetrating, the part that rests on the clitoris just moves around too much and I can't seem to orgasm because of it. Any similar problems and solutions?Is it TOO flexible maybe?
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We-Vibe II - Has it worked for you?
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A simple yes or no works for me. Please feel free to get in depth on why or why not it didn't work well. I'm thinking of this as a gift for my husband on his belated birthday.
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It works better for me as a solo toy. My husband is on the smaller side of average and he was able to fit inside of me with this comfortably, but I prefer smaller girthed things so this plus him was a little too much for me. I haven't revisited it in a while though.
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Just bought it. I'll let you know when we try it out. ~
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We-Vibe
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Anyone else have trouble with it staying in place on the clitoris during use?
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Quote: Anyone else have trouble with it staying in place on the clitoris during use?Yes, and it wasn't completely comfortable on my pubic bone. We had to change positions several times before we found a spot that worked for us both.
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Quote: Yes, and it wasn't completely comfortable on my pubic bone. We had to change positions several times before we found a spot that worked for us both.Is it bad to say I'm glad I'm not the only one? I think it's because the penis has a tendency to slide beside it rather than under it which makes it move around more. Still experimenting with it.
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Vibe ll
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I'm trying to find my next toy, I bought the fun factory delight, but I was wondering how this one worked for you
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My girlfriend didn't like it at all. Just was not shaped for her anatomy, which sounds like a fairly common problem if you read the reviews. We need to give it another shot, but I just ordered this to try in a similar fashion: link
and I'm hoping it will work better. My girlfriend has the g-ki as well and it might work but we haven't tried it yet either. -
reviews does not say that, there are a lot and just some users seems to think that
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We-vibe... alternate uses
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tacomanAnyone have ideas for alternate uses of the We-Vibe 2? Looks too big for insertion for the wife, but I want to get it anyhow. -
Quote: Anyone have ideas for alternate uses of the We-Vibe 2? Looks too big for insertion for the wife, but I want to get it anyhow.it is not too big as it looks on pictures
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It is really quite easy to insert. The motors are smaller than a penis, and it is really thin where the two motors connect.
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vibe II
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its a great toy for those just learning the double stimulation. i personally dont think it goes deep enought. so mostly use it for clit stimulation.
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Quote: its a great toy for those just learning the double stimulation. i personally dont think it goes deep enought. so mostly use it for clit stimulation.I want one of the We Vibes in the worst way!
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Does it work great for clit stimulation?
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Thanks for the review!
Thanks for this review; it helps to hear good and bad accounts on products to get more of a feel for the product without trying it yourself.
Hahaha after so many negative reviews, it's nice to read one that's at least funny!!
Thanks for the review.
Pot holder ahaha awesome.
This one sounds like a great vibe to avoid, thanks for the review!
Kynky Kytty has a point about charging it beforehand. I wanted to add that the details page says that this toy is cannot be submersed in water.
I don't really get this review. I do understand the toy doesn't work well for you, but you didn't specifically state the problems- only that it doesn't work well and that holding it in place or sitting on it doesn't help. What was your issue- is it not contoured to your body, are the vibrations too weak? Without knowing these things I really can't figure what the problem would be or whether it would be an issue for me as well or not.
ITA! I got mine yesterday, charged it up for.24 hours and.then was VERY dissapointed.
Nice review!
0_o thank you *backs slowy away from the review*
"Pot holder perhaps?" HAHA! I love your sense of humor! Even after reading good AND bad reviews I am still scared to buy this. Yea 99 is way better than 130, but still! 99 can buy 4 boxes of diapers! And we need those way more than we need a 50/50 chance vibe. Thanks for the review!
Thank you for reviewing!