Twisted hearts seduction - discreet vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Beck

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Twisted hearts did not seduce me.

For a free gift option, this is great. I would not of purchased this otherwise. If you like girth, then this one is for you, but it lacks in power.
Free gift option.
Size, material, lack of power.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Twisted hearts seduction is available on Eden as a discreet vibrator, but it is by no means discreet. I am not really sure what its purpose is exactly, is appears on screen as more of a bullet with nubs on each side. In person though it appears to be an insertable vibrator with nubs helping to reach the G spot no matter what side you use and is designed for women with shallow and deep G spots. The only issue that it is larger than most are comfortable inserting.

This toy as a clitoral vibrator or a nipple stimulator is the best use for a beginner, due to the girth of the vibrator. You can use the nubs, if you think the power is too intense, since it has less power present. I would this toy lacking in power, there are better options out there. This toy is also waterproof, so you can enjoy it in the shower.

Twisted hearts seduction as an insertable vibrator, this is best for girth lovers and should only be used vaginally. The nubs would act as G spot stimulators, when the toy would be entered the nubs should face upright to the G spot. If you have a shallow G spot you are going to want to use the side with the nub at the bottom, but if you have a hard to reach G spot you are going to want to use the side with the higher up nub.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Twisted hearts Seduction is made of TPR, which is a rubber blend or compound that is semi thermoplastic. TPR has a safety rating of a 7, because it is hypo-allergenic, latex free, Phthalates free, but is less porous then cyber skin, but more porous than silicone. It can not be sterilized by boiling or any cleaning, so you should use condoms if sharing. The TPR is smooth and sticky, which makes it a lint magnet. The only added texture is the nubs on the side, which could be uncomfortable to some, but the nubs are flexible. The material has a squishy feeling to it. The bottom that twists off to reveal the battery compartment is made out of plastic. I have this in both colors and I noticed that both of mine have imperfections on the material, but nothing sharp or anything to ruin its use. There is a slight rubbery smell and taste to the material.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

You can purchase this vibrator in red with a pink on the twist cap or purple with a white on the twist cap; I have both pictured here. They are both the same size being five and one half inches long and five and one fourth inch in circumference with the nub included. The top is rounded, but not for easy insertion. It is a shaft with two nubs sticking out the sides of the shaft, the closest nub is about one inch down the side and there is a diagonal line cutting through the shaft to the other nub, which is about four and one fourth inches down the opposite side. These nubs stick out about one fourth of an inch. The bottom is the twist off cap, which is about one and half inches long. Out of this one and half inches about a half inch of it is the twist dial for the speed control.

This size is girthy and best for those who are more advanced, but if you are a beginner you can use a warm up toy before this one and you should be alright. The design is by no means discreet; it really looks like a vibrator. The size is suitable for traveling, but be sure you put it in a pouch or baggy, since it collects lint.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The first thing you are going to want to do is put in the batteries, twist off the plastic cap and insert two AAA batteries. The controls are located at the bottom of the plastic cap, to control them twist the dial to the right, the dial is not easy hit changing the speed during use either. There are four speeds total. The first is weak, but has a loud humming sound. The second is slightly faster, but still weak with the same sound. The third is rumbly but sounds like when your cell goes off on a table. The final speed is the highest it goes but is still weak with the same sound of a cell phone on a table. All the speeds do rumble your hand and make it tingle. Honestly, I think the sounds could be covered with music or TV, but do not recommend trying this in a dorm-like situation. This toy is waterproof and can hold up under water and in the shower, which the sound does get muffled out by water.

The vibrations just did not do it for me. I found this toy to lack in power, so it just was not my thing. I have not noticed that this toy guzzles down batteries, yet.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

TPR can not be sterilized by boiling and cleaning, doing so could damage the toy leaving it unusable, so it needs to be washed in soap and water. You can use a universal toy cleaner as well. Since it is a lint magnet it should be stored in a baggy or a pouch, then along with the rest of your toys. This material is semi-porous, so if you get an infection after using this toy, you should throw it away, it could harbor bacteria.

TPR is compatible with silicone and water based lubes only, so enjoy with your choice lube.


Wrap if gifting and this is not discreet.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
I never did find much use for this toy. I gave away the ones I did not use and threw away the one I did use. There was no use for this toy in my toy box. I need power and this lacked it. The size and design was too uncomfortable to insert for me.
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  • PassionCpl
    Great review, thanks
  • FemmeFlo
    I just got mine in the mail. I got the red one. I was surprised when I got it out of the package by how big the circumference was. I don't think this one is going to work for me for insertion, and the vibrations are too weak to really do it for my clit either. I guess I got what I paid for - free.
  • Beck
    Thanks for reading femme, I got a few of them for friends.
  • iLashe
    from your pix, looks like the purple one is slightly larger?? i'm not really interested in the toy but it might be worth noting since the nubs really detract from a lot of users' preference for the toy and the circumference would be slightly smaller and thus more bearable for some people? just a thought. thanks for the review and pix
  • Beck
    They are the same size I measured both of them, it must just be the pics.
  • DeliciousDrip
    Yea this toy is kind of a bummer. Awesome review beck!
  • Beck
    It sure is a bummer.
  • freda
    nice review
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