Useless

I would not and do not recommend this toy. Save your money and buy something that actually works. This is not worth the small price tag.
Published:
Pros:
None
Cons:
Doesn't function as described
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

This toy is supposed to simulate oral sex, but it falls way short. Beginners and experienced alike should steer clear of this toy. Beginners will get frustrated, and those with experience will find it as useless as I did.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The sex toy had a strong odor when I received it. The material is soft enough, and the little nubs would be great if the toy functioned as described. I was excited about this toy, but the excitement soon wore off.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design falls short. It didn't stay suctioned which is the whole point. For the short time that the suction lasted, it felt great, but as soon as that seal was broken, it was game over. If you position it in a way that it is comfortable then it is upside down, and if you position it the way it is supposed to be then you can't reach the controls while laying down.

Functions / Performance / Controls

It's quiet but doesn't function well. The suction is weak at best, and the vibrations fall short. It lacks the ability to do anything it claims to do. It doesn't stay suctioned. It isn't all that loud but isn't powerful either. I guess, if you actually found a way to make this toy function as intended, it would be convenient as it isn't very large.
    • Not enough variety
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This toy has crevices that are hard to get to, and it isn't waterproof. The jelly sleeve isn't removable either, so it isn't practical to clean. It is easy to store if you decide to keep it.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    How does it even create a suction?
  • Redboxbaby
    Redboxbaby  
    I am wondering the same thing Lauren is on this one. Do you squeeze the tube and get suction or does it have a vacuum? Sorry this toy sucked, or didn't. I never understood how they worked in the first place.
  • PassionQT
    PassionQT  
    I have found clitoral pumps to be pretty much useless and will never buy another one. Thanks for the review!
  • Airekah
    Airekah  
    Thanks for the review.
  • starklover
    starklover  
    Thanks
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    ty
  • tA
    tA  
    Wondering the same as Lauren, here. Thanks, though.
  • richsam
    richsam  
    Great review
  • Dear Ruby
    Dear Ruby  
    Sorry it was such a let down.
  • dsumrow1
    dsumrow1  
    thanx!
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