Triple climaxer - g-spot vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Jewelweed

This toy is the very first hard plastic one I've had since an older friend gave me my first vibrator from Spencer's Gifts at age 15. Boy, it makes me nostalgic! Hard plastic is a great material in terms of hygiene and safety. It is nonporous, and thus it can be easily cleaned, and won't harbor nasties. You can clean it with soap and water. To be on the safe side, it's always a good idea to use condoms when sharing toys with partners!

On first glance, it looks like a fun toy to use. It's quite slender, a great size for beginners. There's a definite curve to the insertion part, designed for g-spot stimulation. It comes with a small rubber cover for the clit-stimulator, something I found to be fairly useful... hard plastic pressed against the clit can be a little uncomfortable! I tried it with the rubber sleeve provided, which wasn't as uncomfortable, but it wasn't pleasant either.

So I put some lube on it (no worries about the material breaking down... I used my favorite silicone lube with it!) and put it to work!

Upon turning it on, my first impression is that THIS TOY IS LOUD. So loud that I'm actually uncomfortable using it in a thin-walled college dormitory. There are three different functions of vibration, from a steady buzz to two separate "patterns." Unfortunately, the vibrator is in the middle of the shaft, which makes the clit stimulator kind of useless. If I inserted the toy far enough for the stimulator to hit my clitoris, the toy is pretty deep in there, and the curve is way past my g-spot, heading towards cervical poking territory. Not good.

Also the hard plastic is a bit uncomfortable for penetration. For those who like a good, rigid, inflexible toy, this is probably a great option. To mix things up a little, I tried standing up with the toy inserted, and flipped it upside down, so that the clit stimulator was "stimulating" my anus. This provided a somewhat pleasant sensation, but the vibrations were still not strong enough to be felt. Internally is another story, I felt that the vibrations were a bit too strong, and it didn't feel very pleasurable either.

This toy could be a godsend for someone who likes hard plastic, but for me, it just didn't do the trick. For women with longer vaginas than mine, the g-spot curve could work for them, but for me it was nothing but a pain.

There's a possible application that I just thought of. This toy could be used anally for a male-bodied person. The curve could possibly stimulate the prostate, and the "clit stimulator" portion could stimulate the perineum. The design of the toy permits it to be anal-safe, so it's definitely worth attempting!

Have you ever hooked up with someone who just went too hard, all the time? Like a jackhammer? No variation?

Well, this toy is basically the product equivalent of that jerk.

It's hard, it's loud, it's full of vibrations, and this all adds up to a big nothing, other than discomfort.

The vibrator is placed too far up in the shaft for it to stimulate the g-spot, and even so, that curve is just too pokey. It's like someone jabbing at the inside of your vagina. Unpleasant.

I failed to mention in my original review that the on-off button is so awkwardly placed! It's right under the clit stimulator, so you have to move it back from your body and press the button to change the speeds. Awkward.

I wound up throwing this one out in the last toybox clean-out.