Vibrating turbo suction tongue - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Always Ready

I was feeling a bit adventurous and wanted to try something different so I opted for The Vibrating Turbo Suction Tongue. When I opened the package I realized this is a bit more complicated than I'm used to.

There are three basic parts the the toy. The controller pack with the dial, the bulb to create the suction and the suction cup itself. The suction cup has a mouth shaped piece to use on the body and a suction cup base to stick it to a wall, floor, wherever you can find a flat spot. The suction cup base worked well when I tried it but it made for awkward angles when I tried to use it, either right side up or upside down (it was less awkward upside down).

I placed a few drops of lube on my clit and positioned the suction piece. I started squeezing the hand pump and much to my surprise, I really enjoyed the sensation. Once a good seal was established, I turned on the vibrator part of it. Barely a tickle. I turned it on high and could hear the pitch of the vibrator change but didn't really notice a change in vibration. I broke the seal (which was a pleasant sensation in itself) and tried positioning it differently.

I placed the tongue protrusion between the lips of my pussy, started pumping with one hand and turned on the vibrator with the other. Again, there wasn't much in the way of vibrations but it was still enjoyable. After a few minutes, I started laughing. Here I was, spread eagle with a purple disembodied mouth suctioned to my pussy, a pump in one hand and the vibration controller in the other. Anyone walking in on the situation would think this some kind of self torture device.

When I was done, I went to clean the device with my antibacterial toy cleaner and realized this was going to be harder than I thought. Lube and juices get down into the crevasses making it difficult to clean. I broke out the q-tips and carefully cleaned around the tongue. I eventually gave up and rinsed it under water. This toy is NOT waterproof. It temporarily killed the vibrator (once it dried out, it did work again but I wouldn't recommend it nor can I guarantee it will work again).

When all is said and done, as a suction toy I give it four stars. The suction is a lot of fun and really enjoyable. As a vibrator, I give it one star. I don't like intense vibrations but even I found this to be lacking. I eventually clipped the cord to the controller pack (take out the batteries first!), and now just use it for suction.