Dream massager G - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Sundae

Obviously, if you get a little creative, I'm sure you can think of ways to use any vibrating toy, this one is no exception. It has a rounded point on the end which you could use for clit stimulation, but it's best suited to what it claims to be - a G-spot stimulator. The middle bulge on the vibe is quite substantial and really you couldn't insert it past that or use it as a thrusting toy with any ease, it's not designed for that. Rather, the curved end sits on your G-spot and you use the other end to grip onto and maneuver with. So, if you need some sort of thrusting motion with your G-spot stimulation, I think you'd be better off with other toys. I haven't actually used this with a partner, but I really think it'd be best as a solo toy so you can position it exactly on your g-spot and go to town. However, I'm sure you could convince them to watch whilst you played!

When I opened the box I didn't notice any scent at all, definitely not like the unpleasant surprises you can get with other materials and it doesn't have an offensive or noticeable taste. The texture of the vibe is lovely and smooth, almost a little velvety and feels really nice slicked up with a bit of lube or other exciting liquids! Seeing as you don't really thrust with this toy, the texture doesn't add a whole lot to the experience, but it's definitely nice for a bit of teasing outside first and can help it slip in a bit easier. It's plastic, so obviously has the rigidity you'd expect of the material and is lovely and firm to apply pressure with.

When this baby says it has curves, it really means it, it's definitely got a rather voluptuous figure! I know, I looked at the actual size picture, I kind of sketched it out in my head, I even got out the measuring tape and squinted and pretended I could picture it in reality, but my spatial awareness is practically non-existent, so of course it was bigger than I expected.

When it arrived I was surprised by the girth and the angle of curve at the end, which made the toy somewhat difficult to insert at first. I'd recommend a bit of lube to help things along, once it's in you're fine and the size is quite pleasant, but the first part can be a bit of a challenge. The point really hits a small target area, so if you are willing to do a bit of exploring, or know exactly where your G-spot is, then the curve will get right in there at a good angle.

The lowest settings of this are just that, low, but crank it up a bit and you'll find you can get a surprising amount of grunt from this vibe. The vibrations are more of a deep thrum than a buzz, which I find much more pleasant in insertable toys as I don't get that almost numb or 'burning' sensation from the higher vibrations on my g-spot that some other vibes sometimes cause. They are nicely focused in the tip, doing their thing for that special spot, but they can be felt well throughout, without causing your fingers to get all numb whilst you do your thing.

The controls on this are really simple and intuitive, just twist the base to get it rolling. You do need a firm hand though, which means you wouldn't knock this one up or down by mistake, but I found I sort of needed two hands to twist the controls without having the vibe spin around inside me and thus have the end miss my G-spot. I did find that the vibe will only actually start at around a mid to low speed. To get it to the absolute lowest vibration setting possible you have to first turn it on, then notch it down, which is a bit of a hassle. Yet, as I don't use those super low vibrations this is neither here nor there for me. I gave this one a spin in the shower and whilst I didn't really find what I was looking for in terms of feeling, the vibe held up absolutely fine (it is marked as waterproof) and the controls weren't too bad to operate in the water. It's surprisingly quiet considering the power it can put out and underneath the covers, even on the highest setting, it was inaudible.

This sexy number is low-maintenance, not like all those other girls out there. She'll treat you right when it comes to clean up, lubes and storage. Personally, I just spray on a bit of toy-cleaner, give her a wipe down and bow-chicka-wow-wow. Well, no, not quite that exciting, but that simple. Alternatively, soap and water will also do the trick as it's a waterproof toy. As the vibe is plastic, you can take your pick of lubes without fear of any nasty outcomes. Storage is a breeze, I just pop it in my toybox and it's fine, no lint or melting or weird reactions with other toys.

The packaging is nothing special, but nor is it anything too tacky and offensive to delicate sensibilities! It does say that the vibe 'gyrates and ripples', but that is a load of nonsense, it just vibrates as you'd expect. It doesn't really give you any handy DIY hints or secrets, so you wouldn't miss out on much if your partner just sat it on your pillow with a bow. Frankly, I'd be ok with that sort of present no matter what the box had to say.

Sometimes I think I must have a vibration proof vagina. No, really, it seems to suck up internal vibes and leave me wondering where all that awesome power I felt in my hand went to when I popped it inside. So, here I found myself a little disappointed. I'm still learning about what sort of stimulation I like on my G-spot and exactly where it is and I feel that this toy isn't the sort that works best for me. Yup, it felt nice, yup it definitely vibrated (perhaps not as powerfully as I would have liked), but I didn't have a moment where it hit my G-spot and everything suddenly clicked into place. I wish I had! If you are into focused vibrations there, I'm sure this toy would be great for you, but for me it's not exactly the holy grail I'd been hoping for.