Micro G opulent massager - g-spot vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by ~LaUr3n~

I'm shocked this has a price tag of $16.99 usually! I got it in the 70% off sale for 6 bucks. That's about what it is worth. For 6 bucks this would get a higher rating, but considering the price, you could get TWO toys that are better for the same price. The price aside, the Micro G Opulent Massager is a cute little toy that is great for clitoral stimulation. However, it is not good for g-spotting which is what it claims to be for. I find this toy to be much too petite and pointy for that. The vibrations are moderate and are likely not enough to blow many women out of the water, but its good for teasing and non-intimidating play with a partner. Its small design also makes it ideal for travel and storage.

The Micro G Opulent Massager is made of plastic. Plastic is a very safe material which is non-porous. It is a food grade material that is hypo-allergenic, and free of both latex and phthalates. It won't cause any irritation. The surface is incredibly smooth. It feels like it has been coated in a slick finish. With toys like this, check them carefully. Sometimes the coating can start to chip off. I have not yet noticed that with this vibrator, thankfully. It has no smell or taste. There is also no drag, so you can get away with using this with only natural lubricant.

Note that even though this is non-porous, it cannot be sterilized, so a condom is recommended for sharing.

The Micro G comes in three colors - blue, white, and red. They are all pearlescent. The red, which I have, is more of a pink than a red.

This vibrator really is micro! I tend to not really look sale items over thoroughly, so I had no idea this would be so small! Designed for the g-spot, it's a bit small for that. It's only 4 1/4" long. Only 3 3/8" of that is insertable. Only the last 5/8" of the vibrator has the curve. It has a very sharp angled hook to it. the very point of the vibrator is smaller than a rounded pencil eraser. For someone with a small clit, this can be a nightmare since it might be hard to pinpoint with, but it can have it's good points too - no pun intended!

In terms of thickness, it's also micro. It's barely 3/4" wide and thins a bit as it gets to the top at 5/8" in diameter. It's maximum circumference isn't even fully reaching 2 1/4". This is definitely a teaser toy or those who are afraid of large sizes. It's too small to do much internally.



The product page photograph doesn't show a seam that is about half way up the toy. It is coated over with the coloring, so it isn't irritating.



The bottom unscrews so a single AAA battery can be inserted. A ribbed ridge on the battery cap is what turns to control the power.

This toy is incredibly discreet due to its tiny size.

The Micro G is a little tricky to operate since the dial is hard to turn. When it gets turned it can sometimes unscrew the battery compartment, turning off the toy.

There seems to be not set speeds, which is rare for a toy of this cheap price. For all the levels, the vibrations are concentrated in the tip, but travel further down the shaft when the intensity is increased.

The initial speed is very quiet and light. It's still enough to finish me, even through stretchy pants, though! It can be heard across a room if it is not in contact with the body or inserted, but if it is, it is whisper silent. The intensity gradually increases, and so does the sound. For the size, the power is actually pretty impressive. I don't even like or have to use it on the highest setting. It should be enough to tease the average woman, and with a bit more stimulation in other areas, finish her too.

The toy is not advertised as being waterproof, but I'd say it is safe as splash proof toy. It's not incredibly delicate, but don't be taking it in the shower either. Just don't fret if you get water on it during cleaning. It should be fine.

The Micro G is very easy to take care of. It is also compatible with all types of lubricants, and worked well with a small amount water based lubricants for this review. To clean, a simple toy wipe will do for most sessions. If things get messy, a wet wash cloth with soap and warm water or a toy cleaner will also work. It can be stored with other toys, but should be stored out of direct sunlight, in a dry place.

The packaging is equally small. I'm gad the company didn't decide to use an over-sized package and waste materials. It's a small, clam shell case, that has a paper insert. The paper insert has a picture of a random woman in a dress on it with little information. It's good for storage, but isn't really needed.

For me, the Micro G is far to pointy to be used for g-spot stimulation. It's too slim and is very uncomfortable used that way. If you are VERY gentle and barely move during its use, you might be able to pinpoint your g-spot, but only if you are an expert at knowing where it is and if it is shallow. I prefer to use this vibe on my clit and nipples. I really like that it is strong enough to be used over my pants too! For a small, easy to use, teaser, the Micro G can be fun as long as you are not expecting it to do what it is intended for.