You Tried Xtremely Hard

If you're looking for a cheap toy with decent strength and don't mind cords, this toy could work for you. If you also don't need too much power, it'll help you over the edge many times. However, it suffers from camel syndrome (a horse designed by a committee, never heard of that?): it's not a G-spotter, it's not an egg, and it's not a bullet. It does none of these jobs well.
Published:
Pros
Cylon red glow
Decent strength
Cons
Buzzy, buried vibes
Level 4 --> 5 is the same strength
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The Xtreme G-spot bullet is a wired, short bullet with a hooked end designed for some G-spot stimulation when inserted vaginally. Like a bullet, this toy may be used clitorally, though the prospect of it being used internally does make it multi-purpose. Know that this toy cannot be used anally, as there is no flared base and the wire is not a retrieval cord.

The Xtreme is good for those who:
1. Like free toys!
2 Enjoy highly interactive and customizeable functions
3. Like decently strong bullet

The Xtreme will not please those who:
1. Need rumblier vibrations
2. Dislike super bright lights

xtreme pack

This toy, since the wire can be removed from the main remote and since the bullet (as far as I can tell) is at least splash-proof, would be a fair travel partner.

Vibe comp
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Xtreme is composed of a 'velvet-cote' style polyurethane (PU) plastic on the bullet, which makes it somewhat soft to the touch though not squishy. A a medium-length plastic cord leads from the bullet to the remote and the remote itself is a a hard plastic shell with rubbery buttons and texturized side grips. These grips aren't entirely necessary to the handling of the remote, since the size makes it fairly safe to hold, even with lubricated hands.

The velvet-cote bullet has no texture whatsoever, though visually, the medial seam is very prominent. I personally couldn't feel it in use. PU material rates a 7 on the material safety scale. The tip is rigid and fairly pin-point in stimulation. The entire toy did not have any odor.

Seam
side grips
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The G bullet is:
Tip length: 0.5"
Total length: 3.75"
Width: 1"
Girth: 3.14"

The DC jack plugs into the top of the remote and leads to the bullet via a long, green cord.

DC jack
Remote DC port

The cord is:
Length: 25"

The Remote is:
Length: 4.75"
And very light in weight!

Personally, the small size and relatively short length of the bullet made it ineffective in reaching my G-spot. Other ladies may feel that it's too insubstantial to stimulate them vaginally, either. Since I found the bullet so short, attempting to find my G-spot with it led to some slippery encounters -- and unlike an egg, I really didn't enjoy the feel of this toy completely inserted. The point made it want to turn in a certain direction when not held by my fingers. Holding it also leads to numb hands and fingers.

Unfortunately, this toy tried to make a bullet, combined with an egg, combined with a G-spotter -- too many cooks in the kitchen.

The remote's design is straight forward: the on button clicks in and then speeds and functions are clearly marked. Every level of speed can be combined with every function level, which is great for finding your perfect personalized setting. As far as I can tell, there are 5 steady vibration settings and 5 patterns of vibration.
    • Remote controlled

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Xtreme takes two AA batteries, located in the back of the remote. The battery compartment is fairly standard, featuring a slide out panel and the spring-loaded compartment you're all familiar with.

Battery compartment

The Xtreme has 5 steady settings:
1. Low: 2 vrooms
2. Medium-low: 3 vrooms
3. Medium: 3.5 vrooms
4. High: 4 vrooms
5. Highest: 4 vrooms

To its credit, Xtreme starts out strong and feels promising on the lower levels. However, it never gets above 4 vrooms and arguably, the High to Highest setting has absolutely no discernable power difference. How disappointing. It also stays buzzy and yet the power is very buried within the bullet. I tried to get off with this toy...to no avail. It's just not satisfying, even though it has adequate vrooms.

1. Pulse
2. Fast pulse
3. Pulse, increasing speed every 6 pulses
4. Slow, steady increase
5. One, two, three pulse
6. High pulse 6 times, then long steady
7. ..and possibly more!

These are very different pulse patterns than normal. They don't feel predictable, which I appreciate.

As far as I can tell, this toy is at least splash-proof and since I've been able to completely insert the bullet with no ill effects, the bullet must be water proof. I wouldn't risk it in the bath, however.

About those lights:
The incredible red lights that flash across the top can't help but remind me of Cylons, from Battlestar Galatica. Wow. It's also blinding, overwhelming in the dark rather than charmingly high-tech and generally pokes me in the eye.

bright lights
Full bright

The Water Test:
What would one of my reviews be without a water test?
The water test is a way that I try to visualize a toy's vibrations -- it can mean all the difference between just saying 'this is x vrooms and rumbly' vs really knowing what the toy is like compared to others. Very buzzy toys create small ripples while rumbly toys create large ones. Very strong toys move the water around a lot, which looks awesome.

Xtreme water test
Leaf Life water test

The Leaf Life is the in the second picture. I'd rate the Life at 4 vrooms and rumbly, while the Xtreme is 4 vrooms and buzzy. For me, this makes a great deal of difference in reaching orgasm. Buzzy vibes just don't cut it. Hope this helped.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

The bullet can be more or less immersed for cleaning, as personal experience has told me. Since this toy has an electronic component and plastic melts, do not expose it to high heat or the dishwasher. I found warm water and a mild soap to be effective in cleaning. The seam doesn't appear to harbor fluids, which is a plus.

Since the useable portion of this toy is PU plastic, it's compatible with just about every kind of lube: silicone, oil and water. I prefer water-based (Sliquid organics gel!) since using an oil-based lube will preclude use of condoms later and using a silicone lube will preclude switching to a silicone toy later in your encounter.

Packaging:
The Xtreme, being a free toy, didn't come with any special storage options, packaging more than a plastic baggie, or instructions.

Which means storage is up to you. Keeping the original plastic baggie is an awful sad way to go, so I used a semi-transparent gauze drawstring bag, normally used for jewelry. Luckily, the cord is not quite long enough to get tangled so storage isn't too terrible. Remember to not keep batteries in your battery-operated toys as prolonged contact could drain the batteries and promote reactions between the electronic components and the battery contacts. If this is occuring, it will smell like vinegar due to the production of acetic acid. Water promotes this reaction, so be sure to dry the toy completely and keep water away from the battery compartment.
Follow-up commentary
This toy is just hilariously buzzy. I've looked into reviews from a few years ago and supposedly there was a change in the way it was made. Regardless, I'm afraid this toy has been used once since I wrote this review and then put away again in disgust. Even free, this toy is just taking up space.
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  • Contributor: Jordan B
    Thanks for sharing your review. We've got this one but haven't really had the chance to use it.
  • Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster
    Thank you for your review.
  • Contributor: MrsandMrbunnysoffun
    Excellent review. Very detailed... Great job
  • Contributor: ChubbyNerd
    Great review and photos!
  • Contributor: ththpup
    Great review! Too bad the product wasn't great.
  • Contributor: unicorn64
    Thanks for the review. Very informative re buzzy and rumbly to a degree. Never figured out what that meant before.
  • Contributor: MilitaryLove
    thanks for the review!!
  • Contributor: chicmichiw
    Thanks for commenting!
  • Contributor: Lovely Jubblies
    Amazing review. I recently got this and agree with everything. That Cylon comment made me laugh too
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