Vibra dolce - traditional vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Machina

When it comes to phallic vegetables carrots & cucumbers are usually what come to mind, but corn on the cob? I had never thought of that, but it's absolutely brilliant! It makes perfect sense! As soon as I opened the package all I could think about was how delicious warm buttered corn on the cob is, and how I'd not only enjoy eating some, but also having some inside of me. Is that strange?

I really wanted the vibra dolce to smell buttery & delicious, but it lacked any kind of smell. I wish they made buttered popcorn flavored or scented condoms! Then I could really have a pleasure picnic with my corn cob! It is only powered by 1AA, but that one little battery provides enough shakes & shivers to knock you off yer tractor seat! It's waterproof too, so feel free to take it out back to the watering hole, & have your way with it. The material is a soft flexible rubber. The best thing to do is to cover it with a condom before using, especially if you're planning on sharing this toy with a friend. Rubber is very porous, so it can't be sterilized.

OK, I'll admit I bought this product sheerly for the novelty factor. Hell, I didn't even think I was really going to use it. It sat in a bowl of fruits & vegetables in my kitchen for at least a month, which I thought was hilarious. When I finally did get around to using it a root-tootn' good time ensued. The texture of the vibrating kernels feel sensational while thrusting in my vagina. I suspected the bumpy texture might be a little irritating to my female parts, but they were surprisingly smooth.

I've used this vibrator over and over again. Maybe I just like whipping it out because I know it can always bring a smile to my face. It even inspired me to get a red & white checkered throw, & dress up like a country cutie for my boyfriend one night. It's probably not going to be your favorite toy, but it's cute, fun, and totally affordable.

I was watching a friend's 5 year old daughter one weekend while she was on a skiing trip. My house is pretty kid friendly, and I keep all of my toys locked in a box at the top of my closet so I knew she would never find them. Then, all of the sudden she comes running up to me holding my Vibra Dolce while I'm trying to watch Wheel of Fortune! She said "do you have any other toys I can play kitchen with?" My boyfriend looked at me and mouthed something alone the lines of "I thought you locked all that stuff away!" OH NO! I had totally forgotten it was in a fruit bowl on my kitchen table. When I was kid-proofing my home I hadn't even thought twice about that innocent little plastic corn cob mixed in with some other fruits and veggies. Luckily I hadn't gotten around to using it yet, so I knew it was clean. I just let her play with it. I figured it'd be better than trying to explain why I had to take it away from her. I'm actually glad she found it though because I had totally forgotten about it until then, and that night was my first time with that delicious throbbing cob.