Colt butt banger - pocket pussie by Cal Exotics - review by redheadedperfection

I love anal masturbators! And ones that simulate a guys ass are a lot harder to find than female ones...luckily, I did manage to find this one, and was happy to give it a whirl! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some *clears throat* further testing to do, so while I'm umm...researching, here are the Detailed Ratings:

Size
The Colt Butt Banger easily fits in the palm of your hand, and is open ended, so guys of any length will fit. It stretches pretty well too, so guys of any girth should fit, while still enjoying the tightness. I would have preferred it to be a bit longer, and maybe even a bit narrower, but for the most part, it's perfect!
26/30

Material
The futurotic material stretches well, and feels AMAZING! It seems to be a sturdy material that will hold up well.
18/20

Safety
As always, this rating is borrowed from EF's safety scale, where Futurotic receives a 2. Here's the important stuff, straight from the source "These materials are extremely porous, making it difficult to clean and easy for germs and dirt to hide. So protect them with a condom. Skin-like materials are extremely sensitive; they should be cleaned before and after every use with warm water and toy cleaner or antibacterial soap. These toys come dusted in a powdery material to maintain their unique texture, clean the toy thoroughly before first use. After each use, clean again and dust with a little cornstarch (not TALC which has been linked to cervical cancer) before storing to prevent the toy from becoming sticky. They should be stored individually in a dark, cool place. Store each toy separately in a plastic zip bag or thin sock because the porous surface can absorb dyes from other materials. These materials are also very incompatible with many substances. Contact with silicone-based lubricants, oil or petroleum based products will cause damages to the surface of the toy. Use only water based lubricants."
2/10

Color
The butt banger is flesh colored, which is always nice for this kind of toy!
10/10

Visual Appeal
I have to admit; fucking this toy does give quite a nice visual image. That being said, the "balls" look a little weird, and the anal opening is a little too wide for my tastes...I would have preferred a butt that does not look like it has already been banged.
13/20

Ease of use
Lube up, slide in, explode, rinse, repeat. Nothing complicated here!
40/40

Tightness
Given the size of the opening, I was surprised at how tight this thing was!! Not quite as tight as a real ass, but it definitely felt good! You bigger men out there will probably have even more fun with this!
35/40

Suction
This section is where open ended toys lose points; they're just not designed for suction...this toy however, didn't do too bad a job! The tightness of the toy really help pull at my penis, and felt great!
18/30

Sensation
OMG! I have had some freakin INTENSE orgasms with this! Aside from the soft, firm material and the tight canal, this toy has some internal nubs that grip and stimulate your cock as it slides in and out. A lot of toys have this feature, but this one does it FAR better than any other I've ever used! They really rub at your head and drive you wild! Almost too wild in fact...I'm uncircumcised, so a circumcised guy might fell that it's too rough. But all in all, this toy is fantastic!
55/60

Cleanup
Open ended toys gain back some points here; the butt banger is easy to clean out, with very little effort!
17/20

Versatility
The butt banger is a very sturdy, well built toy. It's open ended, and the entrance is wide, so 95% of guys won't be able to rip it.
70/70

Price
%23.99 may seem a bit high, but it's not too bad, and it's well worth the price!
39/50

At a glance:

Size 26/30
Material 18/20
Safety 2/10
Color 10/10
Visual Appeal 13/20
Ease of use 40/40
Tightness 35/40
Suction 18/30
Sensation 55/60
Cleanup 17/20
Versatility 70/70
Price 42/50
345/500
5 Stars!