Cobra Libre - masturbator by Fun Factory - review by Bozendoka

I have experienced, in my day, many varieties of self-stimulation - many times using accessories for their intended purpose, others in a more improvisational manner. I tell you now with confidence, there is no mistaking the intended purpose of this miracle device!

There are, to be sure, times when a gentleman has need of a hasty, discreet method of experiencing the wonders of climax. Thankfully, there are also times when one can have one's moment at a more leisurely pace. It is for times such as these that the Cobra-Libre was no doubt intended and indeed, at which it excels.

Please, do not take me for a 'fan-boy' or hanger-on. This is by no means perfection! However I have yet to find a better experience of this type and will indeed be astonished if it is surpassed anytime in the near future.

The hard plastic shell is of no consequence, as at no time is your pride expected to come into contact with it. I am told that the 'sleeve', if you will, is of a substance known as silicone. I find that it is smooth to the touch, both inside and out, and that it neither adds nor detracts from the experience.

One must wonder, however, what the effect would have been had they been of a mind to line the interior with studs or other textures of a more stimulating nature. Ah, well, such is the domain of philosophers and poets and need not concern us now.

The overall effect of the device is of a rather streamlined automobile which is driven by an old codger. Indeed, once the 'engine', (if you will), is started, the feeling is much along the same lines. While I believe that a more individual fit would be an improvement, I admit that I am at a loss as to how such a feature would be feasibly implemented.

Ah, to the rub! In function, this is a device which simply has no parallel in the admittedly narrow field of gentlemen's stimulation. As you begin, the vibrations are focused on the tip of your love truncheon, and the first several options serve to increase this sensation. But soon awaits a truly unique experience, as the dual dynamos within the chassis begin to operate in a manner that I have heard described as 'out-of-phase'. Once this begins, by some sorcery, you will feel the sensation traveling up and down the shaft! Further on, the sensations are combined in innumerable ways.

Ah, but nothing made by man is perfect, and here I shall warn you of the flaws, however minor, to be found within this otherwise magnificent contraption. First, one will swiftly find that there are certain positions that are rather more pleasurable than others, and one must occupy one's hands to keep these positions intact once discovered. Ah, but this is a minor quibble, nothing to concern yourself with.

Friends, I bring you to the only truly troubling concern that I have. Thankfully I was warned ahead of time, and it is my hope that I can, in turn, arm you against this circumstance so that you may not find your experience diminished in any way. The Cobra-Libre utilizes a form of witchery known as 'touch control'. There are three areas one may use to make one's desires known - one which serves to activate and deactivate the device as well as to return one instantly to the beginning of the patterns available, one which advances through the patterns, and one which retreats through the same. It is, alas, all to easy to, (all unknowing and with the merest touch in the wrong spot), take one from a sensation that is like unto the singing of angels and deliver one with no warning to the mildest of sensations that the device can create. You will no doubt, just as I did, learn quickly the best way to avoid this circumstance, and I hope that my warning will be of some use.

The care of this wonder of wonders could not be simpler - when one's seed is spilled it is only necessary to rinse and apply the smallest amount of a gentle detergent, rinse again, and dry. Keeping the device powered is simplicity itself - the 'charger', as it is called, uses the curiosity of magnetism to attach itself to the anterior of the unit. Simply leave it thusly for a time and you will not want for satisfaction.

The packaging rather reminded me of that which is used for the packaging of children's toys, though it is clearly labeled and would not be mistaken for such. Re-usability is doubtful, although this may be unique to my experience. In my fervor to experience the promised delights, I was rather more impolite with the packaging than was perhaps entirely necessary.

While this man's toy delivers sensation simply unavailable anywhere else, it should be noted at the same time that these are not the overpowering vibrations one experiences with a 'Hitachi' or other so-called 'massagers'. While strong, the overall effect is subtle and one truly needs some time to enjoy the experience to the fullest. Provided you have and are able to utilize this time, you will not find another experience to compare.