An Easy Egg to Beat

The Tenga egg is an easy egg to beat. Watching him masturbate as I teased him with my naked body is a very effective way to drive a man crazy. It doesn't matter if you're a straight couple or a gay couple, if you're going solo or going orgy, the Tenga egg is sure to add a little zest to your playtime.
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Pros:
Easy to use, fun packaging, fun design
Cons:
Too much lube
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

My boyfriend and I had every intention of making a video review of this, beginning with him unwrapping it, since it was a Christmas present for him. However... well, let's just say that after six weeks of not seeing him, we were a bit anxious to begin!

This toy is obviously meant to be used on the male penis. It can be used in solo play or in a couple situation, as we did. It's meant to be held in the hand, and how tight you make your fist directly influences how much friction the penis will receive from the toy. This toy will do nothing for the ladies, that much is a given.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

It's made of silicone. It's very smooth and squishy. At first, I didn't know how on earth it would make my boyfriend feel anything, but according to him, it far exceeded his expectations. This is the first toy he's ever used, so I'm truly happy it was a good experience for him. The inside of the egg was ridged with smooth little lines, almost like the inside of a vagina, which is why I chose the Silky texture, because I wanted his first time using one of these to be more life-like in terms of sensations.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

When you see it online, you think it'll be bigger than it really is. It's literally only a little larger than a real Grade A Large egg. But don't let that fool you. This thing stretches. I was skeptical at first, but it was actually kind of funny to see. Since the material is white, when you slip it onto the penis and pull down on it to stretch it, the area that's pressed against the head of the penis becomes clear as it stretches, so as you continue the up and down motion, the top of the egg rapidly changes between white and flesh-toned.

I think this toy is best used by those of small to average length. It would work for smaller guys and for bigger guys, too, but maybe not as well. My guy is average, around 7 inches, and he'll be able to get two, maybe three more uses out of it. A larger guy would probably only be able to get one use out of it, and smaller guys would probably get several. So for larger guys, only being able to use it once or twice might not be worth the money.

The toy, in my opinion, is very discreet. You can just put it back in its shell, and it looks like a regular Easter egg. This would be a great gag gift for Easter, I think!

The egg is very stretchy, so how tight it gets depends entirely on how tight you squeeze your hand.
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

Well, I can't speak for myself here, but according to my boyfriend, the feeling was way more than he expected. Since we don't have sex without a condom, he doesn't really know what I feel like inside, but he agrees that the inside of the egg is a close approximation. The Silky egg is a good choice to go with if you're looking for vaginal textures.

What I didn't like was the lube that came with it. There was way too much, and it kept leaking out and going down into his hair. If they gave you half as much, it would be perfect.

I would assume it's waterproof, as it's silicone and doesn't take batteries, but we didn't try it in the water.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to turn inside out and wash. As long as you use water-based lubricant, it'll clean pretty easily with soap and water. Then let it dry and stick it back in its shell to either store or throw away.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The toy is packaged in a cute little white plastic egg, like the ones you get on Easter. It has a cute plastic wrap around it, with instructions and the label. The instructions on this are in English, and they're very simple and easy to follow. Once opened, you pull out the plastic insert that holds the package of lube. Most of these instructions are in Japanese, but that's okay; they're the same ones that were on the outside of the egg. It really doesn't take a genius to know what to do here. I think this would make a very cute gift for a special someone (especially on Easter!).
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Experience

I'll have to do a follow-up review. I presented this to my boyfriend soon after he walked through the door on December 31, 2011. We hadn't seen each other since Thanksgiving. I got naked, he got naked, I found out how tiring it is to jerk a guy off, so he started to do it with the egg, but halfway through it, our lust took over us and we grabbed a condom and finished. He didn't have a chance to orgasm with the egg, so we'll try again and I'll do a follow-up!
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  • Ms. Spice
    Ms. Spice  
    thanks for the review
  • TameTemptress
    TameTemptress  
    Cute title! Thanks for the review
  • Diabolical Kitty
    Diabolical Kitty  
    I'm still unsure of how to use this. Maybe some pictures or more details would be helpful. Nice review.
  • Subbi
    Subbi  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Good review!
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    Beneath The Bed  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Megan Jean
    Megan Jean  
    Thank you so much for the very informative review!
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    Maxx  
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    LavenderSkies  
    thanks
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    mandaj  
    good review thanks for sharing
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    Andrey2052  
    Cool!
  • Superbals
    Superbals  
    Thank you very much. Been curious about these
  • Lover of Leather
    Lover of Leather  
    Great review. It works well with her helping him, or vice versa, kind of fun for a once in awhile thing. We tried one several months ago, haven't revisited it again yet though. We're in the same boat, we only see each other a few times a month, so we focus on other fun aspects of our sex life first.
  • VelvetDragon
    VelvetDragon  
    *groan* The puns! This toy just inspires the worst ones!
  • nori
    nori  
    thanks for the review.
  • richsam
    richsam  
    Thanks for the review!
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