Briana's ultraskyn pocket pussy and ass - realistic vagina and ass by Doc Johnson - review by Snozzberries

The serious notes:
Firstly, the pussy I received was normal flesh-colored, not blue. This did not diminish my excitement any, but it should be mentioned in case anyone was buying it solely for the color.

Some pre-use caveats: I would wash this thoroughly the second you take it out of the bag it is wrapped in because the scent of the material is overwhelming. It's not a bad smell, but it smells like a rubber flower and permeates anything it touches - skin, clothing, and hair.
The pink of the lips does rub off slightly. On an unusual note, wash your hands after touching this before you touch your face or your eyes; I rubbed my eye after taking the pocket pussy out of the bag and it stung for a good ten minutes. Similarly, I always had to wash my hands after contact with my first girlfriend for that same reason.

The not-so-serious notes:
It is tight. I could barely get a finger into either orifice at first; I don't even know how somebody would get their penis into it. Playing around with it would surely stretch it out, which could make the initial experience a very full scenario for those into that. The inside is textured and ribbed and a little more roomy than the entrances. Reminded me very much of my first girlfriend in all those respects.

I did not use lube, but if I were to, I would use water based lube only, as the warning states: Contact with silicone-based lubricants, oil or petroleum based products will cause damages to the surface of the toy. And I would not want to ruin my new toy by being careless with lube. That's what ruined my first girlfriend so I don't want a repeat of that.

The fun notes:
She is very soft, both inside and out, and if I close my eyes and run my fingers over the lips and around the asshole, it's very realistic. I could work up a beautiful fantasy with just that; under the flowing water of a shower-head, the feeling of my fingers sliding into this tight, wet pussy really got me off. The inside is just velvety and textured enough to make you think it's the real thing without being aggressively ribbed and toy like.

What I did with it:

I turned the shower on, hot like I like it, and sat on the cool floor with my toy. I watched as the water beaded and ran down the outside of the pussy lips, framing the pinkness. With my thumb, I lightly traced a path from the delicate asshole upwards, dipping slightly into the vagina before rubbing a circle around the small, tucked-in nub of the clit.

The tight vagina drew me back and I slid my middle finger inside; the pussy gripped my finger and I had to withdraw and penetrate it again, a little harder, to get myself any deeper. Slick with water, I pushed my finger in and out of this tight hole, feeling the tip of my finger brush against the inner ribbing, thrusting, thumb flicking back and forth over the nodule of clit hood in time with my finger movements.

The motion and fantasy took me over the edge of my own orgasm and, as I recovered, I slid my finger out of the pussy and looked down at it; there was no evidence of my entry and the holes looked to be as tight as new. I gave each hole a grateful kiss and washed up, gently laying the pussy on the counter and lovingly patting it dry, already planning my next experience with it.

I still like this. The texture is still nice and it's held up to two months of abuse. The pink color has worn off the lips but that's nothing that gets me down. I have noticed a few tiny tears around the anus and there are a few nicks in the lips, but that's to be expected with wear and tear, I think.

I've kept it wrapped in a plain cotton shirt (which I'm not sure is recommended but it kept it dust-free and kept the smell off other toys) inside a large toolbox in my closet. The scent was fairly strong at first but it's diminished as I've cleaned it. You can still smell the rubber flower smell, though.

Overall, it's pretty sturdy for being an inexpensive mound of flesh-like stuff with holes.