Shakers Vol.3 - masturbation sleeve by Toy's heart - review by Muddog7998

  • Free 3 Day Shipping on Orders $75+
Shakers Vol.3

Masturbator by Toy's heart

Add resource

Big? You're screwed! Not in a good way though...

I was really excited about using this product; I had gotten it as a gift. However, I was let down very quickly by the craftsmanship and the very small size of the Shakers Vol. 3. It takes way too much time and effort to clean... I would look elsewhere for a different product.
Came with lube, Discreet.
Small, Ugly, Hard to clean, NO ENGLISH!!!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Alright, first off, if you are over the 5" long mark, or 1 1/2" wide mark, just leave... I understand the concept of the toy, but it's very difficult, and awkward, to use. Cleaning this thing is also close to impossible seeing as it doesn't open at all... There needs to be at least some description in English on the box, or in a booklet, of this toy. There are 10 English words on the entire thing...

Ignore this product if you are over the sizes I said above and find a new one to get. I wasn't able to really use this product because of my size, which was really disappointing. If you are wide, even with lube, you will not be able to get into this thing. Furthermore, if you are long, you won't be able to get the full "feeling" of this toy. It will look like you've put a giant black hat on your junk. (Maybe that will go into fashion this year! Then this would be perfect for any occasion!) So like I said, If you are big, I would seriously look for a different toy. (Look for vibrating cock rings if you need something to masturbate with. They make you last longer and it feels better!)

Now, apparently you slip this thing on your package and the top part of the toy depresses to give you the feeling of moving in and out. Yeah, no... NOTHING!!! However, if you just grab the thing and start jerking up and down with some lube, you'll find the happily ever after you were looking for. You may want to get your own lube though. I tried this thing a few times (just in case I was stupid and couldn't figure out the thing the first time I failed) and I found that a warming jelly works the best. The lube that comes with it sucks... It leaves a really sticky residue and felt chalky/grainy to me.

You want an easy way to clean this? Take the Shakers Vol. 3 masturbator into your hand, walk to the kitchen, find a trash can, open, and insert into trash can. Anything else is almost impossible... I mean, you could fill it halfway with soap and water and just keep shaking it, but you can't be sure you got everything out. It doesn't open up or at least have a way to take the top half off. The smell of this thing is horrible too, but thankfully it doesn't stink up the entire room.

The only thing keeping this from 0 stars is the fact that it is discreet (And the fact that EdenFantasys doesn't let you give 0's). I knew what the thing was and it doesn't look like a masturbation toy to me. So don't worry if you leave it on the couch or bed. Unless someone picks it up and looks inside, you will be perfectly fine!

Alas my followers and fellow readers of reviews, it is time I go and search this website for something else I can possibly use. I hope you find something that works for you! Peace and love!
Follow-up commentary
I'm sorry, but this toy was discreetly shipped, in a white trash bag, to the dumpster outside of the house. It fell apart, was too hard to clean, and was not worth the hassle. It was not worth my time, although I still wish it had...
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
Become a Reviewer. Get free toys. Enjoy Special Deals
My Shakers Vol.3 tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Gag gift
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Couch
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
Do you like this review?
  • ToyTimeTim
    You would think that it would be more easy to clean: ^).
    Nice review, thanks.
  • Mistress Kitty
    Good thing it was a gift huh?
  • Muddog7998
    I tried cleaning it, but you have to shine a flashlight in the thing just to see if you got everything. Even still, like I said, you can't be sure you got everything out. The lube leaves a really sticky residue.
  • Airen Wolf
    Heh we tried one of these as well and it was an unmitigated much of a disaster that I bought the fliphole for Sigel to appologize.
  • Muddog7998
    Awe... Poor guy. I didnt know what I was doing wrong the first time I tried this thing cause I couldnt fit... I finally figured out how to force myself in it, big mistake, and then I had to try to get out of it... yeah, this thing has made me definitely not want to try another one for a bit... But, oh well. The search continues.
  • B8trDude
    Did you get stuck in this? Ugh!
  • Muddog7998
    Haha sadly I did. Wasn't happy about it all, but life goes on!
  • El-Jaro
    I wasn't too impressed with the Shaker all.
  • B8trDude
    Muddog - glad you escaped - thanks for the warning! I'm make sure I don't get stuck in one of these
  • oldman
    Sounds useless!!
  • LuciFaery
    Thank you for the review!
  • Feisty
    Does not sound good - Thanks for the review!
  • LavenderSkies
No discussions yet.
Thank you for viewing Shakers Vol.3 – masturbation sleeve review page!