Stormy's precious ass - masturbation sleeve by Cal Exotics - review by happy cookie

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Bizarre Name, Mediocre Ass

All in all, this Stormy's Precious Ass is best put as a boring masturbation sleeve. There is really nothing about it that is special or impressive or really makes it stand out among similar products. Sure, it is not terrible and will probably get you to climax... but there is definitely something else out there that will do a better job than this.
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Pros:
Nice heavy mass.
Cons:
Entry too small, shaft too big, awkward shape, interior nubs pointless, dries out lube.
Rating by reviewer:
2
somewhat useful review

Use

The first time I used Stormy's Precious Ass I was left rather unimpressed. It struck me as a very generic and bland masturbation sleeve (which was weird because with such an "interesting" name I expected more).

It is used like any other masturbation sleeve I have had in the past; one hand is enough to get a decent grip on the thing, apply some lube, slide it over your firm dick, slide it out, and repeat.

There were, however, two stipulations to those instructions that cannot be ignored: lube and firm. The "ass-cheek" mounds at the opening tend to redirect the penis away from its desired entry point, which is rather small for the average guy. That means that if you are not well lubed you wont be getting too far past these "cheeks" before getting stuck. It also means that if you are even just a little bit limp Stormy's Precious "cheeks" are going to bend you away from hitting Her Precious Ass. Another problem is that even if you are well lubed, it never seems to be enough. I am not sure if it's the material or the lining in the shaft, but it seems to like to dry out rather quickly leaving you to add more lube just to keep using it.

Material / Texture

This is the first time I have had a TPR based masturbation sleeve. (I had a TPR Silicone masturbation sleeve that was similar in texture but not exactly the same, Sue Johanson's Head Honcho) The material of this toy was one of the only redeeming qualities for me. It didn't have much of any smell and although it was a little sticky, it wasn't disgustingly so. More importantly, it didn't leave a nasty residue on your hands after holding it. Around the center hole is an inch thick solid piece of the TPR combined with the even larger "cheeks" at the base, the material gives it a very nice weight around your cock. But my satisfaction with the materials ends there. The hole was too small and ripped apart and out after the first use. And finally the interior shaft is lined with some thin piece of gold colored TPR does nothing more than gild your penis and has already started peeling off from the inside and ripping in certain places.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Stormy's Precious Ass is close to the size and mass of a fist from the wrist up. The entry hole, as said earlier is much too small for the average male while the single-width shaft leaves some tightness to be desired. The butt-cheeks, while they do add a nice weight to the sleeve, leave much to be desired in other aspects. I had hoped that they would stimulate the base and sides of my penis before entering the actual hole of the toy but in actuality they do nothing but just sit there like awkwardly sagging butt-cheeks. As for the interior of the shaft; the four rows of five tiny nubs each on the inside seem almost superfluous and honestly didn't do much for my stimulation due to their small size and large spacing.

Care and Maintenance

It is nice that this sleeve does work with both silicone and water based lubes as you wouldn't be able to make it very far without those. Cleaning is also pretty straightforward, soap and warm water after use will keep it clean just fine. It also doesn't seem to hold on to lube or other juices after its been rinsed out and cleaned. I don't personally share this toy with anyone but the properties say it is safe to disinfect with boiling water if you do.

Experience

I think that my third experience with this toy should give you a good idea of how unimpressed I really was with it. My girlfriend likes to use masturbation sleeves on me sometimes during foreplay and was pretty excited to try out this new one. I was indifferent to using it again, seeing as how my first two times trying it out were not anything exciting, but she wanted to try it on me so I wasn't going to stop her. She lubed me up and with a several missed attempts, finally found the mark and slid it over my hard shaft. I laid back as she slid it up and down, giving it little twists and squeezes to tighten it around me. After a few minutes of this I kinda spaced out and thought about work... Stormy's Precious Ass was really doing nothing but boring me. Realizing that I was actually getting turned off by the sleeve I sat up and asked her to ditch the toy and just use her hand. She did, and I ended up enjoying it much more. Later I thought about it and really Stormy's Ass is not really any more satisfying than squirting some lube on my hand and doing it the old fashioned way.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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