Body Stroker - penis stroker by Cal Exotics - review by aburnett

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Body Stroker - love me please.

IF you like it tight and have the patience backed with a degree in engineering, this is a great product. If you want to spend more time enjoying yourself or each other, this might not be the greatest toy to bring to the party. It can be very frustrating to use.
Once you get yourself into it, feels great, very tight and stimulating.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Hand-held male masturbation aid that is best used as an instrument of torture for the sexually frustrated. Very hard to use without lube and two or three hands. Once you get your jimmy in, well it stimulates the head and shaft like any other, it's just very, very tight.

Material / Texture

Red jelly (TPR) material that is extremely squishy and resilient to stretching. Let's just work on fucking this thing first before we wonder about the texture!

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

It fits well enough in a large hand. However it's very difficult to use because it's very tight and not very intuitive. Because of its tightness, lube is a great idea unless you're the type that goes for the burn. It's discreet enough to pass for a stress ball on passing glance, but to travel with it, I wouldn't.

Functions / Performance / Controls

It's not mechanical. You have to provide all locomotion... ya know what I mean Bubba?

Care and Maintenance

TPR is a polymer blend that exhibits a thermoplastic characteristic. Flexural fatigue resistance and high impact strain. TPR is less porous than cyberskin but more porous than silicone so use of a condom when sharing is recommended for safe sex. Do not disinfect with boiling water. To wash use warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap. Safe lubricants are water or silicone based


No instructions, usual package material, nothing of real surprise.

Personal comments

I just want to jerk off, don't torture me!


Okay so this is not the best thing for when you have a broken hand. Even with two fully working hands, this toy is a treat to figure out. To start when you look at it and you ask yourself "hmm now how do I fuck this?" because there is no obvious put penis here lead in. Closer inspection reveals an artsy attempt at a woman with folded legs on the front with a tiny hole where the love hole should be. AH HA! I can screw it!! Perhaps, looking at this infernal device you will find a small hole at the top (exit hole?) and the aforementioned artsy woman with the tine hole at where her pussy should be. The problem is that the material is very squishy and the entrance curves slightly instead of being straight. IF you don't have some form of lube, it's just torture! Throw it against the wall and let the dog play with it while you go old school on yourself for some relief.

However by the grace of some loving God you manage to get your thing in this thing, it's very tight with a nice giving ribbed texture that doesn't leave you feeling like you just sodomized a cheese grater.
Follow-up commentary
It is still cumbersome to use at best at times. Even with the difficulty it is still up on my list of favorite toys!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Kayla
    Thanks for the review. Also, it's against EF's policy to vote on your own reviews, so you might want to watch that in the future. Smile
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I'm confused, if you are a bisexual female, how did you review this as a guy? Or are you using this on someone and reviewing from their perspective?

    Stay away from the weird talk "ya know what I mean Bubba?". Also stay away from using foul language. This takes away from your professionalism.

    Perhpas read similar reviews before writing your next one.
  • NuMe
    Thanks for the review.
  • Sammi
    This is interesting looking. Does it have any scent/odor?
  • aburnett
    There is no scent nor odor that we found... However right after washing is does tend to get a little sticky...
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    This certainly is an interesting mastubator...

    Nice review! Big smile
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