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Butt Banger (MINI)

There are lots of masturbation sleeves on the market. I haven't tried many of them but of the ones I tried, this one probably feels the best. Still, the odd decision to scale down the overall size of the mold, attach a child's penis, and balls to it, is just too weird. Still, the good feeling of it keeps me from giving it too bad of a rating.
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Pros:
Fine ridges on the inside feel great, opening is a good size.
Cons:
Over all size of the product, and molded penis/balls is so small it's disturbing.
Rating by reviewer:
2
somewhat useful review
Make sure you read the specifications of this product, especially the sizes and dimensions, before purchasing. The picture, with nothing else displayed to represent scale CAN be misleading. You see a penis and balls in front of a butt, and you know how big a penis and balls are so it makes you think this items is bigger or more than it is. This is no more than a masturbation sleeve. The whole item is wide enough to grip in your hand like an aluminum can, NOT like a real waist to wrap both hands around. Do not expect something you can put on the bed and pound away at. It is too small for that. The modeling of a butt, balls, and cock may seem like a neat idea, but at this scale it's quite creepy, unless you are the neighborhood pedophile. If this were a full size item that you could lay on the bed and "mount" and then flip over and ride, that would be incredible. But as I said, in a word, it's creepy.

User reviews say that the opening is too small or tight. I think it's just right. You certainly need some lube for the job, but it really does have a good feel. It has very very fine ridges inside which do feel very nice. So if you ignore the fact that you are bouncing what looks to be a small child's balls and penis onto your crotch, it's quite enjoyable.

The material has a slight odor, but it's not as bad as some other toys. It has a nice, soft, texture as well. Clean up is also simple with some water and anti-bacterial soap. If this item were full scale it would be an immediate 5 stars. So close to being an amazing product. Reducing the overall size of it turned it from incredible to rather disturbing.
Follow-up commentary
The feel of this toy is definitely good. It's tight, and has lots of tiny ridges inside that feel quite amazing. In fact it almost feels too good. I tend to orgasm rather quickly when using this, which can be good or bad. Though it may feel good, the creepy, tiny, penis is still there and still just as weird. But if I want a quickie, it's easy to pick this up and go.

It does seem to be holding up quite well. And it's easy to clean with warm water and some antibacterial soap too. If it weren't for how it looked this would probably be a 4 out of 5. But at least you can always close your eyes or otherwise just don't look down.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • MuffysPinguLove
    MuffysPinguLove  
    What material is it made out of? What are it's dimensions?
  • deceased
    deceased  
    Nice toy for those with pedophiliac fantasies
    Surprised
  • Manjelly
    Manjelly  
    I was considering this sleeve, until the comments about the tiny cock... thats just no fun for anyone!
  • Misfit Momma
    Misfit Momma  
    Yuck, the picture really does make it look like it would be a regular sized penis . Not that my husband would use this anyway, but I saw the picture and wanted to come check it out! Almost wishing I hadn't after your description of being child sized....moving on
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Sorry you did not like this
  • Envy
    Envy  
    This review made me laugh a lot, sorry it creeps you out though. Would be awesome if they made a life-sized one. Great review.
  • Kdlips
    Kdlips  
    Nice
  • jankit
    jankit  
    Not just for pedophiles! The cock and balls look all wrong for the developmental level.... If you have a mini/fairy/little people fantasy, it might work quite well. Thanks for the review at any rate. It's too bad 'bout it being tiny and creepy for you.
  • Alyxx
    Alyxx  
    Agreed. Tiny cock and balls makes this creepy.
  • Fuck it.
    Fuck it.  
    I'm going with the 'fairy fantasy' as the explanation for the tiny penis. Thanks for reviewing!
  • Ash1141
    Ash1141  
    Thanks
  • AmberM
    AmberM  
    Nice Review. (:
  • ms.anon
    ms.anon  
    Thank you!
  • MeliPixie
    MeliPixie  
    Your information is a little lacking, but I was just curious, would you consider this a toy for gay men?
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    "child's penis" well, that just ruined it for me.
  • kawigrl
    kawigrl  
    ok
  • blackjack-7
    blackjack-7  
    thanks for the review, I didn't notice until you mentioned there was now way of knowing the deminsions that eden's usual 1:1 button isn't available on this toy's page
  • Little Miss Angry
    Little Miss Angry  
    Great review! I can see the idea "Well, there's a lot of realistic looking pussies and butts out there, but what if we added a penis and balls?". Good idea, poor execution.
  • locomotion
    locomotion  
    thanks for the great review!
  • Bbiz
    Bbiz  
    Thanks for the review!
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