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Cutie, it should be named Painful

If you want pain and torture with a typical masturbating sleeve, then this toy is for you. It is not stretchy like it states and, all in all, is not a good toy. I would pick a different toy if I were you.
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Pros
Squishy
Cons
Not stretchy, too tight, smells bad, everything about the toy
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

I got this masturbator sleeve for my husband for his first toy. It is simple to use and really only has one use to it: you put it over your penis and masturbate with it. Unfortunately, this sleeve is not good for even an average-sized man. It says that it stretches to three inches, but that - honestly - is a lie. I took it out of the box first, before he even had a chance to look at it. The only thing this masturbator has in its favor is that it feels squishy. I will get into why this is not a good toy later on.
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

This toy is made out of TPR and has a very squishy texture. The box said that there is ribbing on the inside of this toy, but my husband said that you cannot even feel the ribbing inside at all. I inserted my finger into the toy and he was right - you cannot feel any ribbing. There is a slight bump feeling, but you have to think hard about feeling it. The masturbator had a chemical-like smell when it came out of the plastic wrapper. Even after a few washes, it still had that chemical smell to it. Since this is TPR, I would recommend using a water-based lube. My husband used a water-based and a silicone-based lube, and it did not compromise the integrity of the toy. So, you can use a silicone lube as well. Also, I would recommend using a condom with this toy if you plan on sharing it since it cannot be sterilized.
    • Flexible
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design of this toy is very simple. It is just a TPR masturbator with what my husband called a grip enhancer, which is just some large bumps on the outside. Inside there is supposed to be ribbing, but there is no real ribbing inside this toy at all. The toy measures six inches long. I don't consider my husband to be a large man in length or girth, but the whole head of his penis came out the other end of the masturbator. Also, the toy states that it stretches to three inches wide, and it did not stretch that big at all. In all honesty, my husband tried using this toy three times; and, each time he tried it, he said that it was painful because it was way too tight on him, even when he used a lot of lubrication.
    • May be too tight for some
    • Tight fitting

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy really did not perform well at all since all it did was make my husband be in pain. Between coming out the end of it and the pain of it being too tight, there is no way that he or I can say that this toy performed the way it was supposed to.
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

Since this toy is TPR, you cannot boil this to sanitize it. My husband washed it in warm, soapy water and let it air dry. We put it back in the plastic that it was wrapped in, and put that back in the box that it came in. We do not have to really hide our toys, so we usually keep them in the packaging that they come in. I would store this toy away from other toys and in its own space since the feel of it makes me think it will attract dust and lint.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The toy comes in a very non-discreet box that has a woman on it and a large picture of the masturbation toy on it. It does tell you the size of the toy and what the toy is made of. Other than that, the packaging of this toy is really lackluster, in my opinion. It is really just basic packaging.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

My husband really hated this toy. Since this was his first time using a toy, I thought maybe he was just nervous or uncomfortable using it; but, that was not the case. He tried the toy a total of three times so that he was sure it was the toy and not him. He said that each time he used it, he tried to use it despite that it was painful. He said that the reason why it was painful was because it was too tight and did not feel like it stretched the way it was supposed to. The first time he used it, he thought that maybe he did not use enough lube. The next two times he used it, he (in his words) “overdosed on the lube,” which he said also did not make it hurt any less. Another thing that he disliked was that the package said there was ribbing inside the toy and he did not feel any different sensation. His last words to me before putting it in the box for the last time were: “I would rather stick my dick in a Chinese finger trap.” Even though he had a bad experience with this toy, he still wants to try some that won't be painful.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    Sorry your husband had such a bad experience with this toy.

    My husband highly recommends the Vibratex Maven. He also really likes his Fleshlight (he has the Tera Patrick Twista). Both of these toys are very stretchy and he has greatly enjoyed both of them. Best of luck with your husband's second toy!
  • Contributor: Darkestraven
    I was surprised that it was bad since the "specs" seemed ideal for him :-/ But I will definately have him check out the toys that you suggested. At least this bad experience did not make him swear off trying anything again
  • Contributor: ToyTimeTim
    Something you might try is to warm it up with some hot water. Sometimes this will soften the material and make it more comfy. Just a thought.
    Great review.
  • Contributor: just a sub
    glad i read this. i was considering this one pretty strongly. i wont anymore!!
  • Contributor: Jobthingy
    Too bad he did not like it. Give it one more go with the idea Dwtim has. Maybe that will help
  • Contributor: B8trDude
    Ouch! Doesn't sound good at all. Sorry to hear about the bad experience.
  • Contributor: ScottA
    I'm not sure if warming it up will help much. You'd need to warm it up a lot to stretch TPR.
  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    I'm reviewing this one too and let me tell you the yellow model isn't any better. Too tight and painful.
  • Contributor: Darkestraven
    @namelesschaos: I think that they may have measured whatever molds they had wrong, but at least it isn't just my husband. I am sorry that you have to be put through the pain as well for it
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Well then! I'll have my partner steer clear!
  • Contributor: Herp
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: bobowaxer
    Thanks for the heads-up. Care and Maintenance: Open lid and toss.
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