Deep diver dolphin sex toy review
Riding my partner, grinding my clit down on my pulsating bullet, I came instantly. However, those orgasmic seconds were the only joy derived from the Deep Diver Dolphin.Published: February 28, 2008
Pros:
None
Cons:
Cheap bullet; TPR too stretchy for stimulation; abrasive to the labia.
The Deep Diver Dolphin sported the cheapest, lowest quality bullet I have ever seen on a toy. It was flimsy to the point of appearing plastic. When I inserted the watch batteries, it began to twitch and shutter in random vibrations before I even pressed the power button. Then the power button did not turn the vibrations on or off; I had to rely on how tightly I screwed on the end.
This was only the beginnings of our problems with the Deep Diver Dolphin.
It took both my partner and I struggling and stretching and lubing and re-lubing to wrangle the cock ring onto my partner’s penis. Despite how stretchy the TPR material is, we barely were able to shove it down over his head. When we finally had it down near the base of his penis, a good third if not half of his penis hung out from the penis sleeve portion of the ring.
And our clumsy application left him quite numbed up. Even after abandoning the toy, it took him an eternity to reach his orgasm.
The worst part was that despite the fact that the toy covered half his penis and had stimulators for my clit and perineum, neither of us could really feel it. The TPR was too malleable. The nose of the dolphin folded away from my clit, and the perineum tickler never even registered on my nerves. This huge cock ring/penis sleeve with all the bells and whistles ultimately did nothing; it felt like nothing. The subtle grumblings of the bullet did not even begin to stimulate my clit.
After a failed shower attempt, we made some modifications. The worthless bullet did not survive the first round before it died, but the TPR was stretchy enough to let the dolphin accommodate my all time favorite ten speed bullet. Riding my partner, grinding my clit down on my pulsating bullet, I came instantly. However, those orgasmic seconds were the only joy derived from the Deep Diver Dolphin.
While I did not feel the penis sleeve and its beads inside me, the added girth chaffed and dried out my labia no matter how much lube we used. After we had again ditched the dolphin, I had to stop my partner from fucking me because the residual pain was too unbearable. I ended up quite tender and a little swollen.
We’ll be sticking to our tried and true Diving Dolphin and immediately throwing away the Deep Diver Dolphin.
This was only the beginnings of our problems with the Deep Diver Dolphin.
It took both my partner and I struggling and stretching and lubing and re-lubing to wrangle the cock ring onto my partner’s penis. Despite how stretchy the TPR material is, we barely were able to shove it down over his head. When we finally had it down near the base of his penis, a good third if not half of his penis hung out from the penis sleeve portion of the ring.
And our clumsy application left him quite numbed up. Even after abandoning the toy, it took him an eternity to reach his orgasm.
The worst part was that despite the fact that the toy covered half his penis and had stimulators for my clit and perineum, neither of us could really feel it. The TPR was too malleable. The nose of the dolphin folded away from my clit, and the perineum tickler never even registered on my nerves. This huge cock ring/penis sleeve with all the bells and whistles ultimately did nothing; it felt like nothing. The subtle grumblings of the bullet did not even begin to stimulate my clit.
After a failed shower attempt, we made some modifications. The worthless bullet did not survive the first round before it died, but the TPR was stretchy enough to let the dolphin accommodate my all time favorite ten speed bullet. Riding my partner, grinding my clit down on my pulsating bullet, I came instantly. However, those orgasmic seconds were the only joy derived from the Deep Diver Dolphin.
While I did not feel the penis sleeve and its beads inside me, the added girth chaffed and dried out my labia no matter how much lube we used. After we had again ditched the dolphin, I had to stop my partner from fucking me because the residual pain was too unbearable. I ended up quite tender and a little swollen.
We’ll be sticking to our tried and true Diving Dolphin and immediately throwing away the Deep Diver Dolphin.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Too bad you can't recycle it or something...
Ouch. That sounds terrible.
Obvioulsly you've got a defective product. Bullets shouldn't behave like this. And that affected your entire experience. You should've sent it back right after you discovered that bullet didn't work properly.
Actually, The Center for Sex & Culture gladly accepts "sexologically significant materials". Just an idea. ;)
That experiance sounds painful to say the least some things should never have to feel like "work". I would also look into contacting the manufacture and sending it back because like Pale Ada said bullets should not work like that
That thing just LOOKS evil...
I had the same problem with the bullet that came with my double rock ring review. It was rather anoying because I could not turn it off except to remove the batteries. Then a few days later it worked fine; I was afraid to get it wet though even despite the box claiming it to be waterproof.
Thanks for the review, and warning.
Wow. I would've given up the first time I tried this thing. Props for doing a thorough job with a sucky toy. :)
wow!!! awesome!!!
Yes, yes. It was a bad ride but an experience nonetheless. I don't know that I will be trying a cock ring with a penis sleeve again, but it definitely helped me decide on some aspects I didn't like. A rigid beak on the dolphin is a must! (Thanks for the comments :) )
thanks for the review!
thanks for the review
Thanks for the review.
Good review.
Nice review...