Lanny's pocket pal - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by Illusion

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Definitely a fun toy!

This is a great toy that's a lot of fun to use and feels great. What more can you want? Awesome material at a good price — definitely recommended!
Published:
Pros:
Great sensation, nice depth, realistically rendered.
Cons:
Sort of loud to use, could be a little tighter.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review
I chose this toy because I had started the beginnings of an anal toy collection and figured it'd be a good idea to branch out and enjoy another kind of pleasure and enhance the masturbation experience with a step up from the old standby. I hadn't tried any toys of this sort before. Thus I chose this toy; it was decently priced and it looked like fun.

Upon its arrival, it came in a relatively small package and was contained in just a simple plastic bag in a simple box with the namesake Lanny Barby's image on it. Taking it out of the box it was a tad larger than I expected. As other reviews noted, it has a slight sweet odor about it that didn't seem particularly like a "sex toy" scent and was neither offensive nor strong. The UR3 material is very soft and smooth, with just the tiniest bit of tack to it. It's very realistically rendered, as well, being a mold of a real porn star. Sliding a finger into the hole, the ribs of the inside felt promising, and at that point I decided to give it a go.

I put a bit of lube inside the toy and made sure the inside was well coated with a finger in each end (the other end of the toy is open with a small hole as well). That done, and suitably excited, I slid the toy on and was wonderfully surprised. I wish I had spent a little more time trying to warm the toy up a bit before using it the first time, but it felt good enough otherwise that I wasn't about to stop. The ribs felt pretty good, but I'm not sure I would miss them if they weren't present. The toy felt great sliding up and down, and at a pretty average size I had no trouble pushing myself in all the way without popping out the other side until I pushed further. The toy is a nice size to hold onto even when it gets slippery and its weight makes it easier to hold and thrust into. I found I liked holding it steady on a sink counter or some similar-in-height surface which made it easier to thrust into rather than manual slide up and down. Using the toy was a lot louder than I expected. It made a wet sort of ratcheting sound characteristic of ribbed toys, I suppose, when I was thrusting more vigorously. It probably could be heard through a closed door, and maybe even over running water, so that's something to keep in mind if you're trying to be discrete.

At any rate, using this was a great step up from just the hand — it was much more enjoyable and lasted a lot longer, too. I'm already looking forward to using it again! I'm going to try to treat the toy well to extend its longevity, as well — I've heard dusting the toy (inside and out I presume) with cornstarch helps preserve the material. Cleaning it out wasn't too hard, as the ends are both open you can run warm water and soap through it and pulling it open from both ends helps get everything out, and once you're through, dry it, dust it, and let it air out a bit, and you're good to go for next time.

All in all, it was a great experience and I'm definitely going to use this until it wears out!
Follow-up commentary
I've used this toy on numerous occasions since purchasing it, and I'll say it's holding up pretty well, there's a bit of 'damage' inside it here and there but that's just how these things work after a while. It's still holding up just fine after a month(ish) of use. The pink color applied to the lips has come off completely but that's just a cosmetic thing and it still looks appealing. It still leads to pretty powerful orgasms, and it's a lot of fun to use!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • deceased
    deceased  
    Sounds like a great alternative to the Fleshlight type products (as wonderful as they feel) this one can be washed with soap, and the Fleshlight deteriorates with soap. Really useful review, thank you!
  • scissormetimbers
    scissormetimbers  
    I LOVE Lanny Barbie. Was it anything like banging a flashlight? =P
  • Illusion
    Illusion  
    Not as much like banging a flashlight as a fleshlight would be
  • bobowaxer
    bobowaxer  
    Thanks. I like the flat front of this sleeve, it looks like it would allow you to really feel the texture without any resistance.
  • DTV88
    DTV88  
    nice
  • Devz
    Devz  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Blooddragon
    Blooddragon  
    Nice review, thank you!
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    analplayer  
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    griffonc  
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    michaeld1116  
    nice review
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    Pudyqat  
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    AE  
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    thesquaredeific  
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    SoloJoe  
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    sexytileena / absolutely love sex  
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  • Mistress Dragon
    Mistress Dragon  
    Good review thank you for sharing.
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    KrissyNovacaine  
    Thanks for the review!
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