The mighty marble double bullet - vibrating penis ring by Evolved Novelties - review by flyingcircusman

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Did anyone even try it before production?

Terrible. Repeat terrible.

This ring will break very easily, the vibes stop working if they get to body temperature, and the design hurts my shaft and prevents full penetration without causing clitoral injury.

Luckily, it's really easy to clean if you have to throw it away after the first use!

Avoid at all costs.
Published:
Pros:
The color is nice and the package looks decent!
Cons:
Ring breaks super easy, vibes don't work when warm, and the vibe hurts everyone involved.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Well where do I start on this one?

This has to be one of the worst product designs and executions of a cock ring I've seen. Normally I would go through and meticulously describe the product from box opening, to use, to cleaning, but this product doesn't deserve that much time, and I would feel like I was wasting your time as a reader. In light of this, I will keep this brief for you.

As soon as I opened this product and looked at the top vibrator hole I knew it wouldn't last for more than a few uses. In my experience vibrating cock rings require a very thick support hole to survive having a bullet vibe, and this one was very, very, thin.

Problem 1: The top hole on this item at the thinnest part was barely a couple millimeters thick and that was without a bullet inserted.

After inserting the bullet it looked like a balloon stretched to max capacity ready to burst. I felt scared to even attempt to use it. Continuing on, I placed the second vibe in, and the steel ball at the bottom, and put the little guy on.

Problem 2: The vibrators in this ring poke through the ring directly onto the shaft.

Ouch! This is hardly a comfortable ring. It would be OK if the vibes were curved, but they're just standard straight vibes, so they basically just push uncomfortably on the top and bottom of my shaft. Pressing on I turned the vibrators on.

Problem 3: Apparently once the vibrators get to body temperature they overheat and stop working.

Now that the ring is on it's time to try it out! Unfortunately it stopped working if our bodies were touching. Well if it doesn't work when our bodies are touching, what use is it?

Problem 4: The top vibrator is way too long and hurts all parties involved.

If you like full penetration (that's everyone right?) you probably aren't going to want to use the vibe that points forward. Not only does it hurt me when I penetrate because it presses into my skin, but every time I thrust I essentially poke my partner with a hard plastic pokey vibrator that doesn't vibrate.

So to finish the story, I pulled it off and the top vibrator fell out, because the thin material broke during use halfway through the first session. I also don't think the ball even did anything because we never noticed it. It probably needs to be a little bigger and dangle a little further to be something you'd even notice.

I can't help but feel like the team who designed this ring never even tried one out before they went to production. If they did, it would never have made it this far. In conclusion I suggest running as far away as possible from this item.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    That is certainly a list of problems. Sounds very frustrating. Have you found something else you like better? Thanks for the review.
  • flyingcircusman
    flyingcircusman  
    Yes it definitely had a laundry list of issues.

    I really haven't found a ring I love yet. I really like ones that have something to stimulate the balls or constrict but so far most of the ones I've had that have vibrators tend to break quickly and the vibrators rarely work very well.
  • hot n spicey
    hot n spicey  
    This does not even look comfortable for a guy to wear. I showed it to the hubby and he could not have said no fast enough but thank you for all the info!
  • GoneBabyGone
    GoneBabyGone  
    Thanks for the review.
  • TransMarc
    TransMarc  
    Thanks for the review and sorry for your bad experience :/
  • Eucaly
    Eucaly  
    Thank you for writing this.
  • godweensatan
    godweensatan  
    thank you
  • Miss Me?
    Miss Me?  
    thanks for all the info!
  • Thomas90
    Thomas90  
    Great review, thanks
  • NM47
    NM47  
    Helpful review. I'm searching for a really good vibrating cock ring and I'd hate to get a clunker. Especially as the wife really likes her clit messaged or even vibed during sex.
  • Rey
    Rey  
    thx for the honest review... looks like i'll give this a miss
  • lillmiss5054
    lillmiss5054  
    Thanks for the review, and your honesty.
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Thank you!
  • dsumrow1
    dsumrow1  
    Thanks for the review
  • Desirae Alisia Weatherby
    Desirae Alisia Weatherby  
    Thank you for this review. I doubti will buy it if it caused pain.
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for an honest and very helpful review.
  • kdawg
    kdawg  
    thanks for the review
  • Kenneth Fort
    Kenneth Fort  
    Looks good.
  • Steve99
    Steve99  
    Good review
  • Dawnwill
    Dawnwill  
    Nice review
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