Aria cock pleaser - blow job imitator by Cal Exotics - review by WetJenn

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Do Not Get This!

The toy was a complete and total letdown. It was so poorly designed that absolutely no fun was had while using it. Usually I try to find at least one thing that can be done to enjoy a below-average toy, but there was nothing that could be done to help this toy. I would not buy it again. I would strongly urge people not to buy it.
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Pros:
Vibrator was decent
Cons:
Horrible design, awkward, not meant for anyone with a penis bigger then an index finger.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

I don't understand how this would be used effectively on any guy, big or small. It is meant to be used as a masturbation device, but fails miserbly. It can be used alone or with a partner, but does not work.

The actual toy worked great out of package, but when put to use on an actual male body part it failed.

Material / Texture

The one plus of this toy is the material. It is soft and gives a lot. There is a greasy feeling to it, but that can be ignored.

There is no texture found on the toy's inner parts. There is some slight molding of a mouth, but in my opinion and my husband's, it looked like man - which is fine, but he is not into dudes, so it was slightly distracting.

I don't remember an odor when it came out of the package, so if there was one, it was not very noticeable.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The biggest downfall of this toy is the design.

It is a mouth in which you are supposed to put your member and it recreates a blowjob. Unless you are 2 inches long hard, you are just basically sticking the head in the mouth and that is it. There is no real pumping in and out to slide more of your unit in to feel it.

The tongue was by far the creepiest thing about it. It looked like a butt plug, to be honest. It vibrated and rotated. It did absolutely nothing to add to the experience at all.

The toy was tried alone and with a partner, both times with the same results. You had this giant lump of soft, greasy, vibrating material around your junk, doing absolutely nothing but making a lot of noise.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator was actually decent in the toy, but wasn't able to be used correctly.

I flipped the mouth down to clean afterwards, and the tongue stuck out enough that if I had wanted to, I could have used it on myself and probably gotten off, but by that point I was so frustrated with the toy that I couldn't be bothered to try.

Care and Maintenance

I will be honest, I haven't used this toy enough to figure out a care plan. The time it was used, I used warm water and soap, making sure to dry it off really well to prevent material melting. I have it currently placed in a drawer in the plastic bag it came in (from inside the box) and have not touched it.

Experience

Horrible.
I would not attempt again.
This is something that is poorly designed and overpriced.
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  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
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    Mikemanz  
    good review. too bad it was awful!
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    Sangsara  
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