Egg masturbator - masturbator in a plastic case by TENGA - review by Blinker

The Tenga Egg is a single-use, silky, silicone masturbator that is almost as fun to play with as it is to use. The Egg is meant to be single use, but with proper care (fuck her gently) it can last through quite a few sessions with the old willy. But wait - there's more! When turned inside out, each unique Egg's pattern can just as easily stimulate your girl's pussy or ass, as well as your own ass. What more could you want from an egg?!

Remember those Jello Jiggler Easter eggs your mom used to make back in grade school? When you crack open the Tenga Egg, that's what you essentially get - a plush, soft, squishy egg, with a hole to put your dick in. The Egg is made of pure silicone and does have a certain manufactured smell to it, almost like engine oil, but only if you happen to get your nose quite close to it. It doesn't taste bad, but leaves a funky feel in your mouth. It's perfect for beginners and those more used to masturbating with higher-tech devices. Inside each Egg is a unique patterned texture (the one I tried with my guy is the Twister) that I was told feels wonderful, as I don't possess a cock myself.

The outside of the egg is a soft matte, while the inside is sticky, almost gooey, so lots of lube is recommended.

At the bottom of the egg is where you'll find the hole, which is slightly smaller than the width of the egg, and it looks like a tiny butthole. My boyfriend's dick is quite girthy but the egg stretched to fit over the head very easily. It was really a perfect fit and will accommodate average-sized guys just as well. Be sure to lube up the inside of the egg with a water-based lubricant if you're planning on using the egg for more than one session.

After squirting lube into the egg, my man kind of looked at it and wondered how to get it on his dick without spilling lube all over the place. We thought about it and just decided to get it on his member as fast as possible. It worked! He masturbated with the egg with one hand and looked like he was in heaven. He's never used a masturbatory aid before, so this was a real treat for him. I took over after a couple minutes and twisted the egg this why and that and stretched it further down his cock. I noticed the tip of the egg looked a bit thin so I kept the egg near the head for the remainder of the session. He loved first a gentle twisting, then firmer as he became more aroused. He loves this egg.

I can't say what happens if you ejaculate into the egg, because after about 10 minutes of egging around we just had to have sex. I think ejaculation is possible, and my boyfriend remarked it would be like cumming into a squishy sock. Theoretically, you could just empty it out into the toilet and then wash the egg out.

The only complaint is that the silicone is just too plush and thins out. There were moments when I thought his dick would poke through to the other side, but it never happened. Hopefully Tenga will make a more permanent Egg with a tougher silicone in the future, because this idea and the design is wonderful.

To clean your egg, just wash it with warm water and a mild soap or baby shampoo. To dry it, set the egg upright on a stack of paper towels to let the water run out. It dries out fairly quickly and when it does, just tuck it back inside the Easter egg and you're done.

When you receive your Egg, it's wrapped in a matte plastic adorned with shapes that mimic the chosen texture inside. The wrapper is easy to remove, and then you have basically a plastic Easter egg. Crack it open and you'll find the egg. Turn it over to find the hole stuffed with a plastic applicator containing a sample packet of Tenga lube. We didn't use the lube packet that was included because nothing was in English. We weren't positive that it was water-based and didn't want to use silicone because that would definitely make the egg a one time deal. More instructions and information would really have helped.

The Egg is discreet enough to be tossed in a bag to travel with. After all, it just looks like a damn egg.

I loved using this masturbator on my boyfriend, and he loved it too. He's taking a trip to China next month and I think I'll be getting him a set of these to travel with. They're too cute and amazing to NOT get more.