Eggs Bene-dick.

The Tenga Egg is a must have for either a quick masturbation session or a fun addition to your lady's hand job repertoire. There are enough texture patterns to keep everyone satisfied and curious for more. The price can't be beat, so go ahead and pick up a dozen.
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Pros:
Very discreet, lots of variety in textures, stretches to fit, silicone.
Cons:
Although not solely single-use, it doesn't last forever.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Tenga Egg is a single-use, silky, silicone masturbator that is almost as fun to play with as it is to use. The Egg is meant to be single use, but with proper care (fuck her gently) it can last through quite a few sessions with the old willy. But wait - there's more! When turned inside out, each unique Egg's pattern can just as easily stimulate your girl's pussy or ass, as well as your own ass. What more could you want from an egg?!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Discreet
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

Remember those Jello Jiggler Easter eggs your mom used to make back in grade school? When you crack open the Tenga Egg, that's what you essentially get - a plush, soft, squishy egg, with a hole to put your dick in. The Egg is made of pure silicone and does have a certain manufactured smell to it, almost like engine oil, but only if you happen to get your nose quite close to it. It doesn't taste bad, but leaves a funky feel in your mouth. It's perfect for beginners and those more used to masturbating with higher-tech devices. Inside each Egg is a unique patterned texture (the one I tried with my guy is the Twister) that I was told feels wonderful, as I don't possess a cock myself.

The outside of the egg is a soft matte, while the inside is sticky, almost gooey, so lots of lube is recommended.
    • Light odor
    • Plush
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

At the bottom of the egg is where you'll find the hole, which is slightly smaller than the width of the egg, and it looks like a tiny butthole. My boyfriend's dick is quite girthy but the egg stretched to fit over the head very easily. It was really a perfect fit and will accommodate average-sized guys just as well. Be sure to lube up the inside of the egg with a water-based lubricant if you're planning on using the egg for more than one session.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Futuristic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

After squirting lube into the egg, my man kind of looked at it and wondered how to get it on his dick without spilling lube all over the place. We thought about it and just decided to get it on his member as fast as possible. It worked! He masturbated with the egg with one hand and looked like he was in heaven. He's never used a masturbatory aid before, so this was a real treat for him. I took over after a couple minutes and twisted the egg this why and that and stretched it further down his cock. I noticed the tip of the egg looked a bit thin so I kept the egg near the head for the remainder of the session. He loved first a gentle twisting, then firmer as he became more aroused. He loves this egg.

I can't say what happens if you ejaculate into the egg, because after about 10 minutes of egging around we just had to have sex. I think ejaculation is possible, and my boyfriend remarked it would be like cumming into a squishy sock. Theoretically, you could just empty it out into the toilet and then wash the egg out.

The only complaint is that the silicone is just too plush and thins out. There were moments when I thought his dick would poke through to the other side, but it never happened. Hopefully Tenga will make a more permanent Egg with a tougher silicone in the future, because this idea and the design is wonderful.
    • Easy to use
    • Very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

To clean your egg, just wash it with warm water and a mild soap or baby shampoo. To dry it, set the egg upright on a stack of paper towels to let the water run out. It dries out fairly quickly and when it does, just tuck it back inside the Easter egg and you're done.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

When you receive your Egg, it's wrapped in a matte plastic adorned with shapes that mimic the chosen texture inside. The wrapper is easy to remove, and then you have basically a plastic Easter egg. Crack it open and you'll find the egg. Turn it over to find the hole stuffed with a plastic applicator containing a sample packet of Tenga lube. We didn't use the lube packet that was included because nothing was in English. We weren't positive that it was water-based and didn't want to use silicone because that would definitely make the egg a one time deal. More instructions and information would really have helped.

The Egg is discreet enough to be tossed in a bag to travel with. After all, it just looks like a damn egg.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Personal comments

I loved using this masturbator on my boyfriend, and he loved it too. He's taking a trip to China next month and I think I'll be getting him a set of these to travel with. They're too cute and amazing to NOT get more.
Follow-up commentary
My guy and I brought the egg out for a second session and this time just did what we could to destroy it. We threw it at walls, at each other, stretched it over anything we could find, just to see what would happen. I did use it as it is intended for, for penises. After about 3 minutes he said it just chafed and he said it smelled funny. Now, when my boyfriend says something smells funny, it SMELLS because he has no sense of smell. He can't smell anything unless it's very strong. We also finally tried the lube and I still can't figure out if it's water-based or silicone. The lube is sticky and made the egg tacky and weird. So yes, the egg finally broke and we had fun with it. I think I'll get him a different textured egg next time (the one I bought was the Twister). For $10, it's kind of fun and worth it.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • El-Jaro
    El-Jaro  
    Great Review!

    You can tell if a lube is water or silicone based by the feel of it. A silicone lube will feel more plastic-y on your fingers.
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Easiest way to tell a silicone from a water-based lubricant is how they wash off. Water-based comes off easily while silicone requires some soap and annoying scrubbing.

    Great review as well. You did a good job explaining the egg.
  • Blinker
    Blinker  
    Thanks, ya'll!

    It looked like a little mayonnaise packet and with no English on it, we didn't want to take any chances Now I want to go test it.
  • Tori Rebel
    Tori Rebel  
    Fantastic review and the comparison to the Easter j-ello jiggler molds made me laugh
  • Carrie Ann
    Carrie Ann  
    Freakin' awesome title. Lolol
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    I'll give the motion for awesome title a x2
  • PassionQT
    PassionQT  
    so even though they say "single use" it can last a few uses? Cos dang, at $10 a pop, that can get pricey. It would make a great gift too!
  • lexical
    lexical  
    This looks so fantastic. I'm looking for some non-intimidating "couples" toys to introduce my new boyfriend to the fine, fine, fascinating world of sex toys Poor little innocent man...I'm gonna corrupt the living daylights outta him!

    The title of the review is definitely eye-catching, LOL! Great job!
  • Blinker
    Blinker  
    Thanks, lexical!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Fantastic review! You'll have to write back and tell us how long it lasted (as it's supposed to be for a single use). Thanks!
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  • DarkApparition
    DarkApparition  
    Good review. Nice to know that if you're careful it'll last a time or two
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    Mydildo  
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  • Howells
    Howells  
    I especially think it would be awesome for travel because of the compact size. I couldn't carry a fleshlight around for traveling!
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
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    kinksters  
    great review, thank you!!
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    big b  
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    meluaz69  
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