First sex toy, first review

It's a really nice feeling toy, but be careful with thrusting and turning it inside out for cleaning. The feeling is more like a blow job than anything, definitely worth buying in my opinion. It can't replace the real thing, but it is worth using on lonely nights when a partner is not an option.
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Pros:
Soft and squishy, not much lube needed, nub at the bottom feels mildly like a cervix.
Cons:
Feels like it would tear easy, everything sticks to the outside, no grips, can be loud.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
This is a pretty neat toy that is intended to simulate a vagina, but I think it feels more like a blow job with not with as much suction. It didn't have as much suction or was as tight (I'm spoiled when it comes to a woman's tightness ;) that I thought it would have.

I'm around 8" and 5 1/2" circumference and it can stretch all the way to the base, but when lubed and unstretchable it can slide itself all the way off the length on its own. So it's important to keep a hand on, especially on the top since there are no grips on the outside.

The "bottom" is kind of thinner than the rest of it, and when turning it inside out, I'm worried I'll rip it. On the inside of the bottom of the stroker it has a little nub of silicone that feels like a cervix, but this is definitely a sliding toy more so then a thrusting toy.

I've used Astroglide (water based) lube on this, since you're not supposed to use anything else besides water based lubes. I've also used saliva, just to see how that works. Let me tell you, you don't need a lot of lube to work this; mainly on the opening and a little on your shaft. The nubs on the outside are cute, but i haven't felt them, unless they're for rubbing your head against before you slide inside.

The packaging was simple, not very helpful. There were no directions, tips, or instructions on how to clean, which would have been nice. I've seen comments on here about the smell, but I haven't smelled anything that bad. I have a pretty good sense of smell. It's not a pussy, its not going to smell as good, so deal with it!

I've carefully turned it inside out, and used warm water with a little bit of antibacterial soap, and left it inside out for a few minutes. I've read you're not supposed to leave it inside out for long or it will cause more wear and tear, I'm not about to test that out.

The thing about the silicone material is it will pick up hairs and any little things around it comes in contact with. So make sure you put it up fast after you're done cleaning it. It can get pretty noisy, so if you have a roommate in the next room, I would put the radio or TV on for some background noise.

If you're uncircumcised like me, it helps to pull the skin back before entry (just like sex, who knew?). Nature's given us a free, all natural masturbation sleeve already! One thing they could improve, is changing the suction chambers to a spiral design rather than rings so it gives a more noticeable sensation when you twist it.
Experience
I've used this thing maybe 5 times since I got it. Two of them were almost immediately after one another. I was expecting a little more sensation.. the suction chambers do feel good, but more for texture than suction. Maybe I'm not using it correctly, and like I've said, it feels more like a blowjob. Most of the sensation/suction is on the upstroke, I'm more of a down stroke kind of guy honestly. I am curious to see how it feels when my girlfriend uses it on me. I'm sure it will be fun :D
Follow-up commentary
So after a while I figured it's actually easier to clean this if you just use a dab of antibacterial soap, and hot water in the opening, to break up the semen, and clean it with your finger on the inside. For drying, sitting it on its side in front of a fan works great to air it out. Never liked the idea of turning it inside out. It feels like it would tear easily, and keep tearing.
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Comments
  • Luscious Lily
    Luscious Lily  
    Thanks for the review, and welcome to the community!
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review :3
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    gratz on your first review!
  • Gimme More
    Gimme More  
    TY!
  • ECU Pirate
    ECU Pirate  
    thanks for the review
  • megan1987
    megan1987  
    very helpful thanks!
  • unicorn64
    unicorn64  
    TY
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