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Overall, Fleshlight has a solid product in their new Alien model. While their broader line is iconic among anyone with even a vague interest in sex and pop culture, they've managed to successfully apply their decade-old formula to a more edgy, fetishistic product in a way that doesn't disappoint.
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Pros:
Quality build, easy storage, and exceptional design set it apart from cheaper, less exotic toys.
Cons:
Outer casing could use a grip for when things get a little wet and messy.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

I have a lot of alien fantasies. If you don't, you're missing out.

Half the fun of Fleshlight's latest foray into the exotic, is the depth of immersion you can get out of it. Mind you, if your interest is simply in tantalizing physical sensations, the Alien is sure to please just as well as any of their other premium offerings, but let's be clear--what you're looking at is a big, blue alien pussy, and if you really want to have fun with it, you've gotta think a little intergalactic.

Before we get too far ahead of ourselves though, let's establish some Fleshlight basics. These are very large toys, with a good bit of weight to them. I'm more of a hands-on guy, which I feel is appropriate for this type of equipment, and provides more control and opportunity for imaginative exploits. If, however, you're willing to spring for a more luxurious experience, the good folks over at Liberator do produce the Fleshlight Motion Dog Days, a pillow specially designed to make the experience more realistic. But let's take a step back and evaluate the context here; it's still a big, blue alien pussy. Realism be damned! Besides, every once in a while, a guy's gotta be on the bottom...

Material / Texture

Fleshlight's patented SuperSkin is truly a fantastic material to work with. I use the term "work" loosely, but it gives me an excuse to spend more time with it, and opens the potential to write-off lube on my taxes...

The texture is soft, velvety, and offers a lot of give to ensure maximum comfort, even during long periods of use. Inside, well-formed ridges, nubs, and flaps provide orgasmic reprieve from what would otherwise be a bit too soft of a material for my taste.

The outer casing, meanwhile, is a smooth, hard plastic that's easy to keep clean, even if it isn't the most forgiving to hang onto in the heat of, you know, hot alien sex.

Note to Fleshlight: A silicone grip wrapped around the shaft would be a fantastic improvement!

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design of the Fleshlight certainly takes some getting used to, particularly for we young plebeians, relegated for so long to the industry's bargain bin of shapeless, lifeless, and all-too-often constricting masturbatory aids. Certainly the size and weight of it were the most prominent and unexpected traits that hit me as a new owner; but I've become accustomed to it over time, and appreciate Fleshlight's effort to (very slowly) tone my arms with their two-pound weight of squishy alien love.

The innards are a treat for those who have only on occasion been treated to a truly premium toy. As illustrated in the cross section, the Alien model is constructed primarily of a narrow passage lined with nubs, preceded by a wider, spiral-ridged entrance. Needless to say, the design here is up to preference, but on a personal level, I thoroughly enjoy it.

Initially, to those who have never used a masturbator with a plastic casing, it will feel somewhat awkward and detached during use, but the substantial construction is excellent in facilitating safe and sanitary storage. While not exactly discrete, the advantage of such a design is that it eliminates the need for a secondary barrier to keep out dust and other physical contaminants. Definitely a necessary evil, with the complete package coming in at a whopping eleven inches! Oh, if only I were burdened with such a curse...

Care and Maintenance

Back on the topic of SuperSkin, plushy, soft things unfortunately come with some downsides. Namely, they can't be sanitized in the same way that a firm silicone can. Per Fleshlight's recommendations, routine washing should be limited to a warm water rinse (no soap), with isopropyl alcohol being used for more heavy-duty cleaning.

Beyond conventional methods, Fleshlight does offer a product they call Fleshwash, which is described as a Triclosan-based, general purpose anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner, safe to be used with latex, silicone, and SuperSkin. Unfortunately, this product isn't widely available, though I'd stretch to say that similar cleaners should work equally well.

Personal comments

Fleshlight, if you're out there, I'd really, really like a dildo version.

Experience

I started off talking a bit about alien fantasies, but, alas, got sidetracked into the body of the review...

Let's just lay it out there--what you're looking at here is a large, plump, soft, nubby, alien pussy, soon to be dripping with your lube of choice. It has not one, but two clits! That's a whopping 100% more than your average woman, and surely you must have a reason for purchasing a pussy crowned with dual clits beyond an unfortunate case of forked tongue...

This is either the perfect compliment to an exotic fetish, or an opportunity to explore one. If you're not sure where to start, you may want to look somewhere a little out of the mainstream--hentai (a.k.a. nerd porn). Needless to say, it's a bit more stimulating than re-watching Avatar repeatedly, which is unfortunately the way this product is often marketed... Besides, unless you're a true exhibitionist, no one will know you're a total dork in private.

Regardless of where your inspiration comes from, I wholeheartedly encourage future owners to get a little creative with this one and exercise the right side of your brain! You won't regret it, and you might just discover some new interests.

Now, about that dildo... How large do you suppose the average alien's cock is?
Follow-up commentary
I've never been one to be drawn to superstition. While I gaze up at the stars, fascinated by the possibility that other lifeforms could be out there, I find it hard to believe in little green men who, having discovered us here on Earth, chose only to abduct a few simple folk, stick probes up their rears and take them right back home.

But let's say that I did.

Let's say I had a suspiciously vivid dream one night, that I was abducted by a species of tall and muscular humanoids, clad in steely blue, reptilian skin... I've been locked away as their pet. By day, I service them orally, in exchange for my next meal. By night, I serve as a prop, an unwilling partner in their rituals. Bound and gagged, my body, now branded with tribal markings, becomes the subject of their erotic whim. The Alpha enters me anally, forcing my cock into a stiff erection. Once a young man's pride, now just a plaything for his concubine. As she lowers herself onto my shaft, consciousness slips away, and my wandering mind begins to wonder...

Why do we never hear stories like this being told on those alien documentaries?

Putting that disappointment aside, I've been pleased that my Fleshlight has continued to hold up well over the past six months, through rinsing, air drying and the occasional dusting of corn starch. The last bit is optional, but I do believe it makes a worthwhile difference in the material's texture, returning it to its original silkiness. After a thorough rinsing, the material will become somewhat tacky, so you'll want to allow plenty of time (ideally overnight) for air drying. Rinsing with isopropyl alcohol can accelerate the process, but you should still allow several hours with both caps off (or the insert completely removed) to ensure that the toy is appropriately dried for safe, bacteria-free storage.

Discrete, this is not, but take heart! If it's drying too slow, you can always have another go...
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