Glow in the dark "front door" - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by Zombirella

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Glow in the dark "front door" flop

The Glow in the Dark "front door" seemed like a good idea for some night time fun but the flimsy, looseness of the stroker tube connected to the vagina part of the toy was just a complete flop for us. My partner was not pleased with the performance of this masturbator at all. The only good that came out of this package deal was the glow in the dark powerful bullet.
Published:
Pros:
Glows in the dark, great bullet
Cons:
too loose, a little sticky, high maintenance
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use


The Glow in the Dark "front door" by Cal exotics is a "life-like" vibrating pocket pussy. The special material is made to glow in the dark for a whole new experience of fun. The ultra soft "skin" is meant to feel real while the inside "tube" of the stroker is lined with little "fingers" to add for some extra stimulation to the entire penis. A remote controlled egg bullet can be inserted into the back to add some vibration to your play.
This masturbator is handheld and you use your hand to control how tight the stimulation you get will be. It covers the entire penis and will work for any size man but depending on length it may be too short for some.
This pocket pussy can be used solo or with a partner.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The Glow in the Dark "front door" is made of TPE which is a rubber polymer blend that rates a 6 on EF's safety scale. The entire toy is very smooth and made to feel "life-like". It is squishy with a hint of sticky. It does collect lint, hairs and other fibers very easily. The front of the pocket pussy (the actual vagina) is smooth all around with details resembling an actual vagina's outside labia.
The long tube of the stroker is very flimsy and made of the same soft material. The inside of the stroker is lined with long, thin, finger-like nubs to add for extra stimulation of the penis. The texture is suitable for any level of user.
There is a hint of a smell to toy but it isn't strong or unpleasant. You actually have to hold it up to your nose to even smell it.

The remote controlled egg bullet is made completely of hard, smooth plastic and is made to fit inside the hole in the back of vagina for added vibration to your play. It doesn't have a smell to it either.

Inside of the stroker tube
    • Flexible
    • Somewhat porous
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Glow in the Dark "front door" is made with a special coat to allow it glow in the dark when exposed to light, the longer the light exposure, the brighter the glow. The entire toy along with the remote controlled egg bullet glows.
The front of the toy is designed to resemble a real vagina and features the outer labia. The tube stroker part of the toy is long and lined with long, finger-like, nubs.
The measurements for the Glow in the Dark "front door" are:
Length:8"
Fits up to: Any size
Vaginal depth: 6

This toy should easily fit any penis once you get it trough the vaginal opening, which stretches but not a whole lot and could possibly tear depending on your girth.

The actual tube of the stroker is very flimsy and very stretchy; this part will fit any penis as it stretches very easily.

The toy is easy to hold in the palm of the hand. I would say the size is suitable for masturbation. I found it easy to hold the vaginal part down to the base of his penis and use my other hand to stroke the shaft of his penis with the nubbed tube part.

This toy should fit any user once you get past the vagina part. This toy is in no way discreet!
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Glow in the Dark "front door" comes with a glow in the dark remote controlled egg bullet that is surprisingly powerful on the highest setting. It rangers from very low to pretty powerful. The bullet is controlled by a turn dial on the remote. It runs on two AA batteries.

The vagina part of the toy has a hole located in the back for you to slide the bullet in. Once in the vagina part just sits down on the base of penis allowing vibration to travel through the vagina and up into the stroker tube. The stroker is lined with finger-like nubs for added stimulation to the penis. Once on the stroker is very flimsy allowing the user to control the tightness of the stroker. You manipulate the stroker by stroking it up and down the shaft of the penis with the hand. This toy is not water poof and I would avoid water contact with the cord of the egg bullet.

Bullet placed in the back


    • Easy to use
    • Feels realistic
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

The side of the box claims that this toy is "maintenance-free" and I am not sure why that is. You MUST clean this toy and take proper care of it if you want it to last.
The material easily collects fibers so it will need to be washed after every use and stored where it cannot collect them. To avoid the toy from getting sticky you will need to add some cornstarch.
So in fact, this toy is high maintenance despite what the box says.
You can was it with mild soap and warm water or a toy cleaner.
You may use any lube of your choosing with this toy.
    • High maintenance

Packaging



The packaging is in no way discreet as you can see from the picture. Information about the toy is printed on both sides of the box.
    • Not discreet

Experience

I was so excited to order this toy for my partner because I thought it would be fun to use it on him with the lights turned out! My hopes of a fun night were quickly destroyed once we got it out and onto his penis.
It was easy to slide his penis inside the vaginal opening while he held it stretched open and I applied lube to both the toy and his penis. Once on we were really disappointed with how incredibly loose the tube of the stroker is.
I stuck the bullet into the back of the vagina and used one hand to hold the vagina down on the base of his penis. Using my free hand I stroked his penis with the tube part. It was very flimsy and bunched up as I gripped and stoked with it. My partner said he could feel the nubs inside but that they weren't very stimulating to him and did nothing for excitement. He said no matter how much I gripped that this toy just wasn't tight enough for his liking. He said he did enjoy the vibration of the egg bullet.
I was so let down by this toy. It was just a complete flop for us. This was the first toy we tried designed like this (with the tube stroker connected to the vagina) and I can honestly say it will be the last!
We didn't even finish with this toy and he said he didn't think he could and would rather me just use my bare hand.
Sadly, the Glow in the Dark "front door" is waiting for the next garbage pick-up because he said he honestly wouldn't use this and it would just be taking up space.
We did keep the bullet because that part was actually nice and it is pretty strong! He actually had more fun playing with the bullet using it on me than he did with the masturbator for himself.

I'd rate this a one star but I'll give it two because of the bullet.
Follow-up commentary
Glow in the dark was a cool idea but this thing was just TOO floppy and stretchy. There was no tightness other than the small vaginal opening part. We actually ended up throwing it away and just keeping the bullet. What a total bummer.
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Comments
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Thanks for the review. Sorry it didn't work so well, but at least you got a bullet out of the deal.
  • Curiouscat
    Curiouscat  
    Great review and helpful pictures! Cool that it glows in the dark.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Sorry it did not work out for you. It looks scary lol. Thanks for the pics and for sharing!
  • SJ88
    SJ88  
    Thanks
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Thanks for sharing.
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Thanks for a great review.
  • November
    November  
    Great review. Sorry it didn't work out for you. Maybe you'll have better luck with the next toy you get.
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    Thanks everyone
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Doesnt seem worth it
  • Undead
    Undead  
    It was a flop indeed.
  • Mwar
    Mwar  
    I bet I sound silly, but I think if it didn't glow in the dark well, it would disappoint me a ton. Sorry to hear it pretty much sucked. Thanks for telling us
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    The bullet was decent but it was just too loose for us. It is made for you to apply your own friction or whatever but he likes toys that have some tightness and I do too because this just wasn't fun trying to use on him.
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