Hot sex vibrating ring by Topco

I laughed when this sex toy arrived; its gummy-candy colors radiating from red to orange and yellow, ready to surround a cock ablaze with passion.

The Hot sex vibrating ring comes with an optional-use bullet-shaped vibrator that fits inside a mound ‘o flames above the opening for the penis. I started by testing the noise level of the vibrator by turning it on high, setting it on the bed, and walking into the next room to listen for humming. Nothing. I put my ear to the closed bedroom door. Again, nothing. I like that in a vibrator.

The ring’s opening is 1 ¼” and stretchy, which the makers call “one size fits most.” On a flat surface, the flames rise to 1 ¼” at their highest point, over the vibrator, and the ring itself is ½” thick; given the mound of gummy candy between you and the base of the penis, this isn’t a good choice for a small erect dick.

My partner was already hard when I suggested we try the toy, so he took a Zen moment and a cold-water splash to soften up enough to insert his penis into the ring. Actually, due to the gumminess of the ring, he did a stretch, pull, twist, press, gimme-some-lube, poke, twist maneuver.

I showed him the multi-speed function, which is controlled by a teeny, sensitive switch on the base of the vibrator. So sensitive, in fact, that it shifts speeds unpredictably if the switch gets bumped slightly. The sticky Jel-Lee makes turning the vibrator difficult once the ring is in place, so beforehand, insert the vibrator into the ring so the switch will be near the man’s body and may be more protected.

To reward my guy for his good humor, I started with some oral action. I held his balls against the base of his penis so the vibes would reverberate through his package as I sucked away on his shaft.  His response? “That’s distracting me from the real thing.” We switched gears for some vag-penis intercourse.

I had anticipated great things, but the Hot sex vibrating ring was more annoying than exciting in the upright, clitoral stimulating position. I wasn’t into the buzz-and-run, buzz-and run, sensation as my partner thrusted in and out. However, when we spun the ring around to the back, so it tickled his balls and my perineum (aka “taint”); we liked the gentle buzz and both got off nicely. We tried the cock ring again a few days later, experimenting with positions and determining that we only liked the “flames to the balls” position.

After using the ring, clean it with hot water and soap or toy cleaner. Take the vibrator out of the cock ring during cleaning and avoid getting water or cleaner inside the vibrator’s battery cavity. Be aware that the On/Off switch is highly sensitive -- each time I set the vibrator down to air dry, it started hopping happily around on my counter. The trick seems to be to push the switch to High before flicking it to Off so it doesn’t get stuck on the lowest setting. Remove at least one battery during storage to ensure the vibrator stays off.