Hotmilk - sex toy by Toy's heart - review by ZidaKano

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Hotmilk

Masturbator by Toy's heart

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Hotmilk! Bah it was lukewarm at best.

Overall, the Hotmilk masturbator by Toy's Heart is a quite intriguing choice for someone looking for a nicely designed and very affordable toy to keep you busy in your alone time. With its ease of use and small form factor, it could be just the toy you need when those sudden and slightly inconvenient "urges" need attending to.
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Pros:
Cheap, Well designed and easy to use.
Cons:
Limited uses, Attracts dust/hair and unfortunately mine melted.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Hotmilk is very simple to use requiring only an erect penis, some water based lube, and the device itself. It is quite small and could easily be taken anywhere you would be willing to use it.

In my experience with it, I would prep by pouring a bit of lube into the opening whilst warming up myself. Then I would take it and hold it just above the head of my penis (opening downward) allowing the lube to flow down onto my penis. I would then run the "lips" up and down the shaft to help cover everything with lube for smooth entry as well as feeling quite nice in my opinion.

Now "prepped" I would continue with inserting just the head of my penis and then squeezing the air out of it for more suction and increased stimulation. Now thrusting into it, I would also stimulate myself in other erogenous areas until either ejaculating or continuing with other toys.

Quite often I felt the need to go "prone" and thrust into it while either holding onto it or using something else to keep it in place. I personally considered this the most pleasurable of positions with it as it provided the most "success."
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Handheld
    • Males
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The material is very soft and smooth to the touch, smelled slightly of powder or makeup and wasn't particularly overpowering or displeasing in anyway.

Being made of TPE, it is not sterilizable which means it inherently has a limited number of uses before it should be discarded. Using condoms to prevent bodily fluids from entering and using toy cleaner/mild soap and warm water to clean can help extend its uses.

For lube, I personally would only recommend water based as it should be the easiest to clean out being water soluble. Although Eden's material guide for TPE states that silicone based lube should also be compatible, I have had no personal experience with this specific toy.

Just like every other soft, flesh/skinlike masturbator I have ever used, it WILL trap dust, hair and anything smaller than a rodent to its surface. So much attention is needed for proper storage and thorough cleaning, or what was once a smooth and cute toy will become hairier than your favorite vintage porn star.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I honestly found the design of this toy quite humorous. It seriously has grooves for your fingers and thumb which just made me giggle when I saw it.

But that aside, the exterior is quite pleasing to my eye as it isn't quite as "scary" looking as some of the other budget masturbators. It is not particularly realistic, but I at the very least never felt the need to "brown bag" it just to be able to use it.

The interior is slightly wavy or rippled in the way that it is formed, but its texture is very similar to the texture of the outside. On the very back wall there are a couple of protrusions not unlike those of a koosh ball designed to add stimulation to the head of the penis. While you can feel them, they aren't really all that noticeable as I didn't notice them until I flipped it inside out after I washed it for the first time.

While the device itself is 6" with an inner depth of 5", any concerns of not "fitting" are probably unnecessary as the material is plenty stretchy to accommodate those who are a bit larger. So unless you are unusually endowed, this devise should be quite usable by the common man.

Overall, I would consider this one of the better designed at such an affordable price. If you are looking for one to try to see if it is for you, I would recommend it for that purpose.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

Being TPE, the only options to keep this toy clean are warm water and soap/toy cleaner. Using any methods of sterilization/cleaning would most likely destroy the toy itself and I would not recommend attempting any of them.

Really the best method to keep the toy around for one more round would be to wash immediately after use taking care to allow it to dry inside and out. It can be inverted so once the outside is dry you could do just that to speed the inside's drying. Once completely dry, placing it into a plastic zip-top bag or wrapping it in some plastic cling wrap would help keep all the dust bunnies and fur monsters away while not at play.

Keeping it covered will also help protect the material from degrading from coming into contact with something it shouldn't. I personally experienced this as "Something" caused part of mine to literally melt and attributing to this toy's demise. I am not sure what it was, but I forgot to store it properly and paid the price.

So really all there is to it is to Keep it clean, Keep it dry, Keep it Covered and all should go well in your experiences with this toy.
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The Hotmilk masturbator came wrapped in plastic and inside a small cardboard box. The box itself had a nice anime-esque motif with a cute girl depicted on the front and a cross-section diagram of the interior texture. The quality of the box is plenty good to get the toy to you in one piece, but it is much too flimsy for storage. Very little English language was used on the box, but it isn't really necessary anyway.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Even though this toy was very well designed and didn't break the bank, I just couldn't ever really get into it (pun). For me it was more of something to do prior to getting serious while masturbating rather than the finale.

Experience

Even after finding other uses, it just wasn't something that would ever make it into the regular "rotation" and ended up having to be tossed after the melting incident. But honestly, I just think masturbators in general are not for me, so my "experiences" shouldn't discourage you from purchasing this if you "know" you like them, or if you are looking to try one and think you might.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    Wonderful review.
    Nothing worse than a toy melting on you. At least you got some use out of it first.
  • Linga
    Linga  
    Great review!
    I've had toys melt on me too. It really sucks
  • dv8
    dv8  
    At least it didn't melt while it was in use.
  • ZidaKano
    ZidaKano  
    Luckily I did get a few uses out of it before it went critical. It happened while it was in the "sex cube" our storage box for our toys. Still not too sure what actually caused it as everything in there should have been compatible with it.

    But things like this are why we exclusively buy silicone, glass or other non porous materials for our toys now.
  • Drifter86
    Drifter86  
    Thanks
  • Daniel & Brittany
    Daniel & Brittany  
    excellent review
  • Meowmix
    Meowmix  
    Keep up the good work
  • Virgulino
    Virgulino  
    Awesome review!
  • Devz
    Devz  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Envy
    Envy  
    "Once completely dry, placing it into a plastic zip-top bag or wrapping it in some plastic cling wrap would help keep all the dust bunnies and fur monsters away while not at play. "

    I love that line. XD Thanks for the review!
  • Ninja Wolf
    Ninja Wolf  
    Thanks for the great review ^_^
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    ty
  • Maxx
    Maxx  
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • AriaRN
    AriaRN  
    thanks!
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • lovebites
    lovebites  
    thanks for the review!
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Thanks for the review. Too bad it melted, but sounds like no great loss.
  • sXeVegan90
    sXeVegan90  
    Thank you for the review, sorry your toy melted.
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