Hyped to oblivion.. but rather lackluster!
After years of pleasuring yourself, you'll likely come to the same conclusion I did: my hand is quite a bit better at turning me on than the Fleshlight is!Published: September 16, 2010
Pros:
No smell, realistic feel, easy to clean!
Cons:
Distracting vent holes, suction hard to deal with.
When I heard about the Fleshlight, I knew I had to get my hands on one, at least to try. Once I finally did, the hype had built up my expectations of the little device that I expected it to transform the way I masturbated completely. Unfortunately, I find it to be lacking in quite a few areas!
This specific Fleshlight, as they come in a multitude of shapes and sizes, is made to look like a 22 oz. beer can - and it does.. from about 6 feet away. Anyone who seriously picked this up and examined it wouldn't be fooled for long. Labeled as "Lady Lager" this tongue-in-cheek joke of a beer can is a great gag gift for somebody if you wanted to give it a present!
Scent-wise, there is none! Surprisingly, it doesn't smell of plastic or silicone, or really any sickly sweet smell you may get from a new toy, which is a great relief. Odor on a toy can really throw you off when you're trying to get into the mood.
But the biggest drawback is actually using it - don't get me wrong, starting out, it feels fantastic! Quite near to the real thing, however it's the suction that truly lowers the experience of this product. At the bottom of the can itself is a twist-off part, with tiny holes along the edge that controls the vacuum inside the Fleshlight. Screwed on tight, you can thrust in and let it hang on you - and it'll stay! It's that airtight. Loosen it up completely and you can thrust with no vacuum at all. Finding the right suction between the two can be a serious pain.
Along with the suction are the venting holes for it which I found to be horrendously distracting. I tried this toy sitting up, which meant the vent holes were pointing right back at me - blowing air into my face every time I thrust or push the toy onto me. Again, not something you want to deal with when you try and get into the mood.
Frankly, the Fleshlight is a hard thing to review. On the one hand, it's incredibly realistic feeling, but you're still holding a plastic can in your hand. Secondly, you probably know how to manipulate yourself better WITH your hand than this can ever do. Lastly, aside from this specific one, Fleshlights come in a variety of configurations, colors, etc. How tight is ultra tight, or do you want it a bit wider? Without some sort of experience, you're flying blind when you order.
Perhaps different configurations of the Fleshlight result in a better experience, but for me - I'll just stick to my hand.
This specific Fleshlight, as they come in a multitude of shapes and sizes, is made to look like a 22 oz. beer can - and it does.. from about 6 feet away. Anyone who seriously picked this up and examined it wouldn't be fooled for long. Labeled as "Lady Lager" this tongue-in-cheek joke of a beer can is a great gag gift for somebody if you wanted to give it a present!
Scent-wise, there is none! Surprisingly, it doesn't smell of plastic or silicone, or really any sickly sweet smell you may get from a new toy, which is a great relief. Odor on a toy can really throw you off when you're trying to get into the mood.
But the biggest drawback is actually using it - don't get me wrong, starting out, it feels fantastic! Quite near to the real thing, however it's the suction that truly lowers the experience of this product. At the bottom of the can itself is a twist-off part, with tiny holes along the edge that controls the vacuum inside the Fleshlight. Screwed on tight, you can thrust in and let it hang on you - and it'll stay! It's that airtight. Loosen it up completely and you can thrust with no vacuum at all. Finding the right suction between the two can be a serious pain.
Along with the suction are the venting holes for it which I found to be horrendously distracting. I tried this toy sitting up, which meant the vent holes were pointing right back at me - blowing air into my face every time I thrust or push the toy onto me. Again, not something you want to deal with when you try and get into the mood.
Frankly, the Fleshlight is a hard thing to review. On the one hand, it's incredibly realistic feeling, but you're still holding a plastic can in your hand. Secondly, you probably know how to manipulate yourself better WITH your hand than this can ever do. Lastly, aside from this specific one, Fleshlights come in a variety of configurations, colors, etc. How tight is ultra tight, or do you want it a bit wider? Without some sort of experience, you're flying blind when you order.
Perhaps different configurations of the Fleshlight result in a better experience, but for me - I'll just stick to my hand.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
FTC guidelines.
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What does the people think?
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So, what is your opinion?
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dont know but im curious to find out. thinking about getting it. ima use my points to purchase tho
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I've only heard good things about this. But it doesnt seem to have the discretion you would think. Putting lady on the front doesnt help.
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Well lets face it after all the time these have been out if they see the toy they will know what it is. Reason I leave all my toys in a locked area so no kids/people can "accidentally" see them.
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Great review.
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Pretty outter shell it has!
Sorry you did not like this. Nice review
Try a real Fleshlight. The boyfriend tried one of these "sex in can" ones and never wanted to try a Fleshlight again. The real, full-size ones are so much better.
I wound up taking the back cap off to cut down on funny noise and wind.
You can try putting them between matresses or something similar for a hands-free experience.
Nice review!
I want to get this for my guy, he's addicted to both beer and jerking off, so I think it would be fitting. Thanks for the review
Love Buzz.. that's funny!
I agree with Mistress Kay if you want to truly try out a Fleshlight you have to get a full sized model they really are much better then the sex a can series from my experience.
Thanks for the review. We've been debating on a can version, or a regular one. Looks like we'll go with the regular Fleshlight.
Absolutely - I'm sure the original Fleshlights sell well for a reason, this one just didn't live up to my expectations.
Thanks for the review. I'll consider this when I purchase
Nice review!
Great reivew!
I almost wanted to get this for my husband until I read this review thanks. :]
Nice review!
I think the real ones are better, this one seems more of just a novelty... targeting those worries about getting 'caught'!
Nice review.
Good job.