I'm no gyno...
...but I'm pretty sure the vagina and anus don't connect. I found this product uncomfortable to use at best, impossible at worst. Best skip this one and get a sleeve instead.Published: October 13, 2010
Pros:
Most informative packaging ever.
Cons:
Just about everything else.
Ever go to one of those brick and mortar stores and see those huge boxes on the wall of sex dolls? This is one of those boxed toys, complete with the sample vagina on the front of the box you can play with.
When you get the box home and opened up, you'll find the whole set displayed inside: Kayden's cloned face stares up at you, mouth slightly agape, the barbell of her A and P is bent around so both sides face out, and the very shiny looking vibrating bullet set.
The box gives VERY detailed descriptions and instructions about how to use this product. It also details Cyberskin; what it is and how to clean it. The instructions, descriptions, and details on and in the packaging really go above and beyond when it comes to how to use and take care of this product. Good job Topco!
Really, that's where the good parts end and the disappointed starts. The material does warm up well, but cools off quickly too. The biggest problem I had was the barbell. In the really real world, the anus and the vagina don't connect (and it's really bad when they do, see a doctor). This would be not a problem if you were looking for a stroker toy; however, with a toy you're supposed to have sex with, it doesn't work at all. On a non-plastic woman, the vagina and anus both go towards the center of the body and, as previously mentioned, don't connect. When using the toy, my penis kept getting pushed down from the shape of the barbell, not a pleasant feeling. In every position, EVERY POSITION, this was an issue; instead of going in, my penis went down.
Another couple points to talk about:
The head is strapped to her lower back to make it easier to "get head" from it. I felt really uncomfortable with this hole. It felt like I was getting a throat job, a dominant position I'm not at all comfortable with.
Her breasts felt about as realistic as warmed plastic milk jugs (ironic?). The nipples were nice...
The vibrating bullet wasn't that great, a solid 2 of 5. It runs on AA's and is really touchy. To get to the speed/intensity you want, you'll have to go past it and come back down on the slider.
If you can get this product to work for you (besides being able to use the carpool lanes) you might enjoy it, and there's a patch kit included.
When you get the box home and opened up, you'll find the whole set displayed inside: Kayden's cloned face stares up at you, mouth slightly agape, the barbell of her A and P is bent around so both sides face out, and the very shiny looking vibrating bullet set.
The box gives VERY detailed descriptions and instructions about how to use this product. It also details Cyberskin; what it is and how to clean it. The instructions, descriptions, and details on and in the packaging really go above and beyond when it comes to how to use and take care of this product. Good job Topco!
Really, that's where the good parts end and the disappointed starts. The material does warm up well, but cools off quickly too. The biggest problem I had was the barbell. In the really real world, the anus and the vagina don't connect (and it's really bad when they do, see a doctor). This would be not a problem if you were looking for a stroker toy; however, with a toy you're supposed to have sex with, it doesn't work at all. On a non-plastic woman, the vagina and anus both go towards the center of the body and, as previously mentioned, don't connect. When using the toy, my penis kept getting pushed down from the shape of the barbell, not a pleasant feeling. In every position, EVERY POSITION, this was an issue; instead of going in, my penis went down.
Another couple points to talk about:
The head is strapped to her lower back to make it easier to "get head" from it. I felt really uncomfortable with this hole. It felt like I was getting a throat job, a dominant position I'm not at all comfortable with.
Her breasts felt about as realistic as warmed plastic milk jugs (ironic?). The nipples were nice...
The vibrating bullet wasn't that great, a solid 2 of 5. It runs on AA's and is really touchy. To get to the speed/intensity you want, you'll have to go past it and come back down on the slider.
If you can get this product to work for you (besides being able to use the carpool lanes) you might enjoy it, and there's a patch kit included.
Experience
Pass.
I've got a couple of strokers that do a better job than this one.
I've got a couple of strokers that do a better job than this one.
Follow-up commentary
10 months after original review
Yeah...Kayden and I broke up not much longer after this review was written.
She said she's doing fine now...helping people use the carpool lane and such.
She said she's doing fine now...helping people use the carpool lane and such.
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It's too bad this isn't better. And I'm pretty sure they don't connect either
Wow, thats sucks! They should redesign the Pand A part :S Great review.
What sammi said- last time I checked my vagina and anus were not connected either... lol
Awww, your Kayden doll has a fistula for which she needs to see a sex toy gyno!
On another note, these types of dolls, being made of Cyberskin, seem like they would be a pain in the butt to clean. Do you pretty much have to put it in the bathtub and bathe it like a baby?
Thanks for the nice review on this!
Wow, I totally thought this would be better since the hand one that we tried was pretty cool. I'm still intrigued though. I want to try it.
I had to use wipes to clean it out and wipe it down.
It was also a pain to put her vagina/anus barbell into her "pubic tunnel".
Yikes, definitely sounds like a pass!
At least they did a good job with the product description.
Kayden not only sounds like a real pain in the drain but also needs to see a good surgeon to fix her "vaginus"
Yikes. The head is strapped to her lower back? I'm trying to imagine that, and it's bringing not so favorable images to mind.
Sucks that this thing is so awkward!
The visual I'm getting from your description of this is rather disturbing. Sorry it didn't work out for you.
What a waste of f-ing money this thing is. Ive owned a plenty of dolls in my days and this is by far the worst. The original appeal of this particular doll was for oral but the size of the mouth is a joke. Im not ashamed to say I dont have a very large penis and i still couldnt really get it to go it. And it advertises "Pleasure skin" only the lips are made of this material and the actual mouth and throat feel like im sticking my dick through a gauntlet of razor blades. Now im just getting started here folks... i got ripped off and im pissed about it. The "sleeve" contains both an ass and pussy and is about 8 inches in lenght. Funny though because the cannal where the sleeve goes is about 3 inches in lenght so you have about 2 1/2 inches of sleeve haning out both ends making use of the doll impossible to use. The only way to make it work is to have one side firmly in place and the other end having the additional 5 inches of sleeve hanging out which is not a pleasent site. And if that isnt bad enough there is zero sensation inside the sleeve. Tottaly smooth with no ridges. I was so frustrated that i couldnt even keep an erection. The head of the doll is strapped to the dolls back making it imobile (stupidest thing ive ever seen) and the tits are sooooo un life like its laughable. And this isnt a design flaw but the $20 bottle of lube i bought never came either. This product is simple a huge waste of money and not worth a penny in my opinion Oh and by the way i didnt even finish with it. I went straight to PornHub and jerked it with my fleshlight. A product i would endorse anyday. Thanks for nothing Kayden...
great review
thanks