Kayden's kross deep throat doll - female love doll by Topco Sales - review by El-Jaro

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I'm no gyno...

...but I'm pretty sure the vagina and anus don't connect. I found this product uncomfortable to use at best, impossible at worst. Best skip this one and get a sleeve instead.
Most informative packaging ever.
Just about everything else.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Ever go to one of those brick and mortar stores and see those huge boxes on the wall of sex dolls? This is one of those boxed toys, complete with the sample vagina on the front of the box you can play with.

When you get the box home and opened up, you'll find the whole set displayed inside: Kayden's cloned face stares up at you, mouth slightly agape, the barbell of her A and P is bent around so both sides face out, and the very shiny looking vibrating bullet set.

The box gives VERY detailed descriptions and instructions about how to use this product. It also details Cyberskin; what it is and how to clean it. The instructions, descriptions, and details on and in the packaging really go above and beyond when it comes to how to use and take care of this product. Good job Topco!

Really, that's where the good parts end and the disappointed starts. The material does warm up well, but cools off quickly too. The biggest problem I had was the barbell. In the really real world, the anus and the vagina don't connect (and it's really bad when they do, see a doctor). This would be not a problem if you were looking for a stroker toy; however, with a toy you're supposed to have sex with, it doesn't work at all. On a non-plastic woman, the vagina and anus both go towards the center of the body and, as previously mentioned, don't connect. When using the toy, my penis kept getting pushed down from the shape of the barbell, not a pleasant feeling. In every position, EVERY POSITION, this was an issue; instead of going in, my penis went down.

Another couple points to talk about:
The head is strapped to her lower back to make it easier to "get head" from it. I felt really uncomfortable with this hole. It felt like I was getting a throat job, a dominant position I'm not at all comfortable with.

Her breasts felt about as realistic as warmed plastic milk jugs (ironic?). The nipples were nice...

The vibrating bullet wasn't that great, a solid 2 of 5. It runs on AA's and is really touchy. To get to the speed/intensity you want, you'll have to go past it and come back down on the slider.

If you can get this product to work for you (besides being able to use the carpool lanes) you might enjoy it, and there's a patch kit included.

I've got a couple of strokers that do a better job than this one.
Follow-up commentary
Yeah...Kayden and I broke up not much longer after this review was written.

She said she's doing fine now...helping people use the carpool lane and such.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    • Bedroom / on a bed
Do you like this review?
  • Sammi
    It's too bad this isn't better. And I'm pretty sure they don't connect either
  • Naughty Student
    Wow, thats sucks! They should redesign the Pand A part :S Great review.
  • cherryredhead88
    What sammi said- last time I checked my vagina and anus were not connected either... lol
  • Selective Sensualist
    Awww, your Kayden doll has a fistula for which she needs to see a sex toy gyno!
    On another note, these types of dolls, being made of Cyberskin, seem like they would be a pain in the butt to clean. Do you pretty much have to put it in the bathtub and bathe it like a baby?
    Thanks for the nice review on this!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Wow, I totally thought this would be better since the hand one that we tried was pretty cool. I'm still intrigued though. I want to try it.
  • El-Jaro
    I had to use wipes to clean it out and wipe it down.

    It was also a pain to put her vagina/anus barbell into her "pubic tunnel".
  • Alicia
    Yikes, definitely sounds like a pass!
  • Kayla
    At least they did a good job with the product description.
  • B8trDude
    Kayden not only sounds like a real pain in the drain but also needs to see a good surgeon to fix her "vaginus"
  • Bon Bon
    Yikes. The head is strapped to her lower back? I'm trying to imagine that, and it's bringing not so favorable images to mind.
  • Midway through
    Sucks that this thing is so awkward!
  • sbon
    The visual I'm getting from your description of this is rather disturbing. Sorry it didn't work out for you.
  • Diabolical Kitty
    great review
  • asandahl
  • Setthi
    Don't buy this for the deep throat aspect of it. The lips are soft silicone so you'd think the mouth would have some give but it doesn't - it doesn't stretch at all; so if you're 5.5 inches or more in penis circumference, you'll have a hard time using the dolls mouth.
  • Sugarfina
    Can you upload a picture?
  • El-Jaro
    Sorry, I wrote the review before we could upload pictures. I don't have the product anymore.
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