Fleshlight Girls Pirates Edition Stoya - masturbator by Fleshlight - review by JR

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I totally nailed Stoya!

Ok, I didn't really have sex with Stoya, but I can say I did with this Fleshlight! I'm a big fan of Fleshlight to begin with, this one just cemented that. You also get a free pendant vibe with this too!

If this is your first Fleshlight, you'll be surprised about how great it feels. If you've used a few different Fleshlights, you'll appreciate the different textures and be able to compare and contrast them.
Published: September 25, 2011
Pros:
Amazing texture, closest I'll get to having Porn Star sex, and quality.
Cons:
Hard to clean and possible "pizza dick".
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Directions: Insert penis into Stoya. Repeat as needed, full withdrawal not necessary.

If you've ever used a Fleshlight, it's the same principle for this as it is for any other Fleshlight product.

With varying textures to experience, Fleshlights are designed to stimulate the penis. It is a single hand use product, just make sure you use a non-lubed hand. There are ways of using this hands-free, but discovering them is part of the joy of owning a Fleshlight.

Honestly, you have to have a bio-penis to really enjoy a Fleshlight. True, you can enjoy licking and probing the toy, but it just wouldn't be the same.

Fleshlights are great because you can use them solo or with your partner. You could even turn it into a a practice threesome!
    • Couples
    • Men
    • Penis wielders

Material / Texture

Stoya's Destroya is made from patented SuperSkin material. This means Stoya's naughty bits are soft, flexible, and durable (according to the package).

I love the smell of fresh SuperSkin! It's that plasticy smell that just gets me worked up. But that could be because this is my second Fleshlight and I know how great they feel. SuperSkin definitely feels 90% realistic, with the missing 10% attributed to the temperature and missing flavor.

In all honesty, I could see novice toy users enjoying this product more than regular users.
    • Flexible
    • Plush
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Here is the picture from the Fleshlight website for the Stoya Pirates Fleshlight:


As much as I love the interior design, the outside could really use a some work. Don't get me wrong, it works fine; but, it could use a bit more texture. It's a smooth plastic case that has ridges to catch fingers, but sometimes it's not quite enough.

As you can see:


It's a pretty big product, not really easy to hide in the tin.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy, like other sleeves, can get pretty loud. It's a good thing you can control the suction with a twist of the cap at the small end.

Because you can't use silicone based lube with SuperSkin, I wouldn't suggest using this underwater. Oil based lubes are frowned upon too.

Care and Maintenance

The Care and Maintenance of a Fleshlight is a tricky thing.

To wash: NO SOAP! Warm water washes your goof juice out. Note: you do have to take the sleeve out of the plastic container to wash it. It goes back in well enough though.

I came up with a way to dry a Fleshlight using some sort of hollow tube with holes that the sleeve can slide over. I didn't actually build it, but the idea is something like a paper towel holder. Air drying it is the only way to really dry it. Do NOT turn it inside out. You'll just rip it a new one.

You can use cornstarch to keep it lush and non-sticky. I've never used cornstarch and have no issues with stickiness yet.

When it's dry, just put it back in the tube and you're ready for next time.

As stated above: Water based lube only.

Packaging

All Fleshlights of this "flashlight" design come in a large tin (see above). Inside is the tube with the sleeve inside.

You also get a couple inserts about other Fleshlight products, a packet of lube, AND a free pendant vibe.

You can use the tin for storage of the product or for anything else and keep the tube out on its own.

Experience

For extra fun, you can put the pendant vibe in the end of the sleeve. Seriously, it goes right in without much help needed from lube!

I tried it and couldn't really feel it. Feel free to try it for yourself though. If anything, it'll give your viewer something to do while you're busy... or maybe that's just me!

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Follow-up commentary
The material is still holding strong after many uses and washes. I would still recommend any guy to Fleshlight!

The material hasn't picked up any nicks or tears from use or washing. I'd suggest this toy over a regular Fleshlight because it includes the pendant vibe.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Danielle915 (verified)

Might have to get this for my husband! Great review!

09/25/2011
B8trDude (verified)

The texture of this one looks great! BTW, what's a "pizza dick"? (That does NOT sound good!)

09/26/2011
JR (verified)

Pizza dick - AliceintheHole came up with this. Basically, it's a mix of water based lube and too much cornstarch.

09/26/2011
ToyTimeTim (verified)

Must try the Destroya! Looks damn good!

09/26/2011
MrWishyWashy (verified)

Great review, makes me want one...

09/26/2011
Starkiller87 (verified)

Pizza dick is gonna become a thing now. It has to be totally legit. I really want to get a fleshlight for my bf but i know hes not gonna want to do the cleaning, up keep of it. Which means ill have to do it.

09/29/2011
JR (verified)

It's actually not that bad. Just make sure it's 100% dry before dusting it with cornstarch.

Admittedly, I don't use cornstarch and haven't had any problems with it.

09/29/2011
Ivy Wilde (verified)

Thanks for the review, and for answering B8trDude. I was wondering what pizza dick was as well.

10/01/2011
~LaUr3n~ (verified)

That texture is so cool!

10/13/2011
I'll Miss You EF :( (verified)

My boyfriend wants a pirates fleshlight so bad, I think I'm going to cave and get him this one!

10/17/2011
Beck (verified)

Thanks for sharing! The texture does look nice.

10/17/2011
Diabolical Kitty (verified)

OMG pizza dick is horrible sounding and funny all at the same time. Thanks for the good laugh and great review.

10/17/2011
Love Perpetua (verified)

Awesome review! Stoya is really pretty, a "practice threesome" sounds like fun!

10/27/2011
Owl Identified (verified)

JR, your review title makes me want to chest bump you! Sadly, I can only do it in cyber reality...but all the same! (Congratulatory chest bump)

(That's us running toward one another to bump chests.)

10/30/2011
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