Ice Princess Nerdgasm

Why you'd want to buy a clear version of the Fleshlight is a very individual question; but what's certain is that you'll get the same top-notch performance, function and feel as any of the other products in the Fleshlight range. This is a masterful product given a unique, transparent twist.
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Pros
Classic Fleshlight performance with an awesome clear, icy material.
Cons
Very few flaws, except possibly the involved care and maintenance.
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

So the stunning Fleshlight ice lady crystal is a Fleshlight - enough said. Just like Apple and Porsche, you know automatically with the name "Flashlight" that you're going to get a top-notch male masturbation product that pretty much blows the competition out of the water.

So what's different about this one? And why should you consider the Fleshlight ice lady crystal rather than any of the many other Fleshlight products?

For me, the answer was "movies." Product testing and late-night movie-going might sound like a weird combination; but in the example of the Fleshlight ice lady crystal, it worked beautifully.

This is because the movie in question was X-Men: First Class, featuring frosty femme fatale Emma Frost. I went to see it late on Saturday night and developed an instant crush on this sexy spy, played by Mad Men alumni January Jones. Her secret mutant power was the ability to turn herself into an indestructible diamond substance - which meant, even before the movie had finished, that the special-edition Fleshlight ice lady crystal suddenly seemed to the perfect way to fulfill an Emma Frost/January Jones fantasy.

Which, once I'd returned home stinking of popcorn, is exactly what I did.

Material / Texture

The Fleshlight ice lady crystal is built to the same specifications of traditional flashlights, with one notable difference. While retaining the rigid outer shell and deliciously flesh-like interior, all the components are rendered in a translucent crystal color; meaning you can actually see what's going on 'inside.'

It's a really unique twist, and because the clear materials magnify anything seen through them, highly flattering for even modestly-endowed men.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Fleshlight has always been the leader in terms of shape, design, size and fit. The Ice lady crystal is no exception. Long enough to comfortably accommodate any penis shorter than a Kentucky Derby winner, the Ice lady crystal features the same adjustable grip (controlled by twisting the knob at the top of the casing) for a sublime custom experience that can be altered depending on your fantasy (looser for imagining a lusty blow-job, tighter for fantasizing about exquisite anal.)

Like all Fleshlights, this toy is about the size of a big flashlight, but discrete and perfect for traveling.

Care and Maintenance

Like with all Fleshlights, care and maintenance is the most frustrating part of the Fleshlight ice lady crystal. After each and every use, you'll have to run it through water and dry it thoroughly for the next time. Corn starch is a good way to preserve the texture and touch; but risks making the beautiful clear material cloudy and opaque. It certainly makes it less casual a masturbation tool that your trust left (or right) hand - but still worth it because of the sublime performance.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Miss Anonymous
    Good job on the review! Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Drifter86
    Great review.
  • Contributor: aliceinthehole
    Very cool, thinking about getting this for my beau. Can you give us more info about the specifications of the toy? Like what the material feels like, how it affects performance... techniques of use (your description of the looser blow job setting vs tighter anal was very descriptive and helpful!). I'm still unsure how the twisty knob on top works... is it shrinking the circumference of the case around the inner sleeve... or what? Thanks for all your help!

  • Contributor: Lady Evyl
    Nice review, looks very cool, but like aliceinthehole said, more specific details would help.
  • Contributor: Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
    Hi Alice and Evyl - the mechanism is really simple. There are vents at the end of the sleeve and by tightening the screw cap you cover them and create a vacuum inside which gives a tighter sensation. Loosen them for a looser feel.
  • Contributor: null
    I hadn't thought about this sleeve being like January Jones, that is pretty cool!
  • Contributor: anonomous
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
    Ive been wondering about this material in the fleshlights. I have the original STU which I think is awesome. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Breas
    ty for the review
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  • Contributor: Blooddragon
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: Powder
    Thanks! This helped alot!
  • Contributor: Kirill1171
    Thank you...
  • Contributor: Andrey2052
    Thanks! This helped alot!
  • Contributor: Sally Forth
    As a person who wasn't born with a penis to stick in a Fleshlight, I'd say the appeal for me of one you can see through is the ability to watch what's going on in there, and to see my lover cum in it. Neat-O.
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: BlooJay
    Thx for the review!
  • Contributor: Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!
  • Contributor: spiced
    Thanks for a great review! You write well and the humor is great. I'm definitely going to get this toy now.
  • Contributor: richsam
    Thx for the review
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