If Girls Were This Easy...
The toy simply attempts to give a body to a bad masturbation sleeve. In doing so it gives away the compactness and easy use of a masturbation sleeve, and gains nothing. In fact it takes away from the pleasure and stimulation that most good masturbation sleeves have. All in all, this toy was simply not enjoyable or very fun to use.Published: November 10, 2008
Pros:
When used in conjunction with other toys--vibrators and dildos, it can be a lot of fun!
Cons:
Smells bad and functions poorly. The material ruptures easily and the doll just looks weird.
I had never tried a sex doll before, so I figured I would give it a shot. However, I have to admit I was severely disappointed by this toy. Blowing up the doll was pretty easy. It took maybe a minute to do, but from then on, the toy was mediocre at best. The oral hole was too shallow for any use, and the other two holes were way too loose to provide any real stimulation or pleasure. The toy smelled like plastic, and looked pretty terrible. Also, the ergonomic sexual position the toy was in only really made it possible to use it in the missionary position. However, I did find some interesting ways to use the toy that added a lot more stimulation to the toy.
My first of two attempts to salvage this toy had me using a vibrator in the hole that I wasn't using. I got a little more stimulation with the addition of a small vibrator (1 in diameter), and a little more enjoyment, but it really wasn't that much of an improvement. The holes were just too far away from each other to get any major vibrations.
After trying a few different vibrator setups I figured out the most effect way to have fun with this doll was to use a large dildo (1.75 in or larger) and a vibrator (or just a large vibrator) in the empty holes. This way, the doll was hyper-inflated, vibrated and not to mention there was some contact with the other large dildo.
Finally, clean up of the doll was a large hassle. Washing the inside of a masturbation sleeve generally isn't that bad because you can turn it inside out, or manipulate it some other way to run it under warm water and wash it with soap. However, this doll is so large and cumbersome, not to mention you cannot turn it inside out, that cleaning it out was a pain. It consisted of running some water over the holes in the bathtub and using my hands, and then having to dry it and deflate it.
Unfortunately, after using the doll like this for a few days it just ruptured and couldn't hold any air anymore. Overall, this toy provided very little enjoyment as well as a lot of clean up time.
My first of two attempts to salvage this toy had me using a vibrator in the hole that I wasn't using. I got a little more stimulation with the addition of a small vibrator (1 in diameter), and a little more enjoyment, but it really wasn't that much of an improvement. The holes were just too far away from each other to get any major vibrations.
After trying a few different vibrator setups I figured out the most effect way to have fun with this doll was to use a large dildo (1.75 in or larger) and a vibrator (or just a large vibrator) in the empty holes. This way, the doll was hyper-inflated, vibrated and not to mention there was some contact with the other large dildo.
Finally, clean up of the doll was a large hassle. Washing the inside of a masturbation sleeve generally isn't that bad because you can turn it inside out, or manipulate it some other way to run it under warm water and wash it with soap. However, this doll is so large and cumbersome, not to mention you cannot turn it inside out, that cleaning it out was a pain. It consisted of running some water over the holes in the bathtub and using my hands, and then having to dry it and deflate it.
Unfortunately, after using the doll like this for a few days it just ruptured and couldn't hold any air anymore. Overall, this toy provided very little enjoyment as well as a lot of clean up time.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Few questions about Vivid Janine doll
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NecaI have few questions about Vivid Janine doll: how realistic the doll is and what's the length of it's hair? -
CampbellQuote: I have few questions about Vivid Janine doll: how realistic the doll is and what's the length of it's hair?Well, I think that any of the blow up dolls are going to be as realistic as a blow up doll can be... they will all have the basic features of the female anatomy, the quality of the detail however will increase based on the price... but in general, they will not feel like a real woman!
The face is basically a scan of Janine's face and there is no hair at all-the hair is a scan pic! -
VeteranI'd definitely recommend you to buy a good pocket pussy instead of a sex doll! These dolls are blown up and they are not realistic at all!
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Sounds like you made the best of it. But honestly, what else would you expect from a $25 blow-up doll? :)
cheaply made toy, i want my money back.
Thanks!
Nice review.
good review
Thanks for the review! Sounds like a bust!
at least you gave it a good try!!