Shane’s World sorority hottie - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by TheCleansing

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Invasion of the Penis Snatchers

I guess I should give it credit where credit is due. It works and is functional as a masturbator. However, it's quite small and tight and the gaudy packaging leave much to be desired. It does glow in the dark though.

So it does its job of getting a man's penis to shoot. Having said that, I don't exactly offer high praise to a vending machine when I can get Doritos out of it.
Published:
Pros:
It works. It glows in the dark, which is pretty cool. That's sadly about it.
Cons:
It doesn't feel great. No interesting texture. Frat-boy-esque packaging. It's too short and tight.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Shane's World's Glow in the dark sorority hottie is a masturbator to be used for the penis. So if you have a penis, or you know there is one in the possession of a friend or loved one, feel free to utilize this masturbator on said penis (with penis owner's permission, of course).

That said, it's pretty typical as masturbators go. It's manipulated by the hand and has no motors or moving parts. You just take it and play with it on your own.

It's great for solo masturbation although I'm sure it has its role in foreplay and intercourse situations. Lube is important as you need something to get it going. I recommend water-based lubes for this and other silicone/fake skin toys.

  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only

Material / Texture

This is made of something Eden calls Pure skin. It's not bad as far as toys go. It's a little lint-catchy but not as bad as softer silicone products. It smells strong if you smell it up close but it's not as bad, again, as some silicone products. Overall in terms of material feel it's an improvement over the usual silicone in cheaper toys but it doesn't stand up to the material used in Tenga toys, for example. Material strengthwise it's stronger than silicone and has less give than UR3.

The material glows in the dark quite well. It's not a green glow but more of a bright backlit flesh tone. I'll include a picture for reference.

The texture inside is this sort of standard run of the mill nubbly texture. It's not particularly exciting like a Fleshlight or Tenga toy but it certainly doesn't hurt. At its price range it's good for a beginner user.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The shape is one thing I had a problem with. It might have just been me, but the hole was too small and the toy too short.

I'm not claiming to be some huge-dicked magic viking here. I'm a pretty average guy and it was too small. I had a hard time fitting into it and during use I found I would always just sort of impale it like a sleeve. Maybe that's the function but the toy seemed too small to be used like a normal masturbator. There is a hole at the end for easy cleanup, easy lubing, suction, and the like. I find the tip of my penis just sticking out there for no reason.

So the fit is a bit of a problem. Designwise it looks like a pretty convincing bright pink glow-in-the-dark vagina. That aspect wasn't too bad. Needless to say, however, it's not the least bit discreet.

    • Beginner
    • May be too tight for some
    • Tight fitting

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy was really just okay. I mean I could finish with it but I certainly prefer my Tenga 3D or my Black Flip Hole.

It's not particularly noisy toy, which is a good thing. Even with a lot of lube it managed to shut up properly.

Care and Maintenance

Cleanup isn't too hard with this thing. There's a hole on both ends so you can sort of just stick paper towels into it and pull them out of the other side. It's not too bad and lube comes off of it pretty easily as long as you're using water based lubes.

Storing it is a bit of an issue as you can't just leave it out like you can a Tenga 3D or something. It's a bright pink glow-in-the-dark vagina. You're best off hiding it somewhere cool and dry.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The toy comes packaged in this cardboard white box with some very, very non-discreet pictures. Inside there is a thin plastic bag with the toy inside. No extra fluff. It's fully recyclable, too. It's not really usable for storage as the box is quite flimsy.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Experience

My issue with most male sex toys is that there's this sort of frat boy attitude about it. A lot of porn is like it too, and that's a huge turnoff for me. Between the whole "oh yeah we're fucking girls" feeling of a "sorority hottie masturbator" and the gaudy packaging I just can't get into the moment.
Follow-up commentary
Still a creepy and sort of ambiguous toy. I don't really touch it often, seeing as how I have a Tenga 3D and a Tenga Flip Hole.

Not a terrible toy but when you have better toys you don't really feel the need to play with it.

Having said that I'm no longer put off by it like I was.
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