Sean Michaels thickening cream - desensitizing cream by Pipedream - review by TylerDurden

Sean Michael's Thickening Cream is a cream that is meant to 'make it pornstar big' according to the package. My theory though, is that in order to do that, it must increase the blood flow to the area, thus also making it more sensitive. I will illustrate that point later in the review.



The ingredients:

It feels like a mid-priced lotion. Not one of those crappy runny ones. It doesn't pour. It just stays on your fingers/hand/penis/whatever-you-squirt-it-on, and then you rub it in. My wife actually put it on me, and she kept saying it felt like her hands were coated in something after that, but my penis didn't feel anything like that. It's not sticky or greasy; just, well, white and lotiony.

My wife said she used a ribbon of cream about 1/2 inch long, and that was all it took to coat everything pretty well. As long as you didn't try and use it as a lube (which I don't think would work because it would just soak in) this tube should last for quite a while.

Also, it seems to take about 15 minutes or so to really take effect.

The cream has no taste, and no aroma at all. My wife did say, however, that it left a weird feeling in her mouth after sucking on my penis after it had been applied.

Alright, this is how it all went down:

I was sleeping because I work at night. I'm a very heavy sleeper. I've been known to mess with my wife when she is sleeping, so when the package came, I guess she decided to get me back. I woke up to her giving me a hand job, and it felt a little better than usual. Mid hand job, she said she had to go start dinner so that it would be ready before I had to leave for work. I got dressed and went in the kitchen... and I still had a boner. My wife laughed and asked to see it. I was hopeful that she was going to finish me off, so I unzipped my pants. "Does it feel bigger?" she asked me. "No, not really. Why? Does it look bigger?" I said. "No, I was just asking because your thickening cream came in the mail and I rubbed it all over you before you woke up. I didn't want you to know, because I figured then you wouldn't be expecting it to be bigger, and you wouldn't be able to tell if it worked." I looked at my raging hard on, and back at my wife, who had turned to start cooking.

About a half hour later, I still had a boner, and went in the bathroom, intending to jerk off. When I pulled it out, it was kind of red. It looked like it had had the holy bajesus sucked out of it, but it was still hard. I thought it looked bigger. It certainly felt bigger. I went to ask Heather, and she grabbed it with her hand, stroked it a few times, and said "Nope... not bigger. But why is it so red? Does it feel irritated or something?" I told her it didn't, and that I was going to take the trash out. Then I snuck downstairs, and finished myself off in less than a minute.

So, with all that being said, I can't decide if it worked or not. I will say that if anything, it made my orgasm more intense, and gave me a hard on that for the life of me, I couldn't get rid of.

There is no need to wash the product off, because it just soaks into your skin.

The 1.5 ounces of cream was in a tube, which was in a plastic package with a cardboard insert. Unless you actually read the words, there are not any pics on it that would give away what it is for.